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Maelstrm

@maelstrm.bsky.social
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Tattooed pipe/cigar gainer bear just being social. Always have a weak spot for cigar/pipe smoker, heavy beards and big bellies, so if you hit any of the above, say hey. Outside of that, I'm a man of many hobbies. Gardening, reading, gaming, etc).

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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On the plus side, if I can't have a gut at least I can still enjoy a mouth full of cigar.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sending requested "proof of life". I had my blood sugars get into the unfortunate range a number of months back (welcome to entering your 60s) and had to lose my gut. Numbers are much better now.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If I blow smoke on the belly tats, will you lick it off?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I know I'm supposed to wait till TUE, but apparently I'm also fat today.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Let terror reign
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Tummy Tuesday, anyone up for a feeding?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Celebrating Tummy Tuesday.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Picked a whole crate of Asian Pears (and some normal pears, tomatoes and early apples) for the food bank today. Remember if you have trees producing a ton of fruit, donating it is a great way to help folks and prevent it rotting on the ground.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Going to be down in Austin, TX next week. Always fun to meet locals.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
So more a cigar video, but the belly is there, so kind of #tummytuesday?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Figs are ripening on the tree and they are huge this year, nearly as large as my hand.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Smoke loading the beard. Wanna kiss it?
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
#tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Yup, still fat. #tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Also cigar pic because I smoke them daily and if you don't like them I'm probably not someone you want to spend time with.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Picture for Tummy TUE. I don't bother blurring my face out because, well, I think folks are going to know who it is....
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Still around, just busy in the yard 'cause ... spring.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Gnome Garden is cleaned up for spring.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Older pic when did the big stach instead of the big beard.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Well this is embarassing.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Snow, in Washington, in late March. Go home nature, you're drunk.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Getting heavy, who wants to feed it? #tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Light Up
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
#tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Blast from the past.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Belated tummy Tuesday.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This is my Dachshund Benedict. He has seen your image feed and has questions.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Austin Airport I am in you! In town for a few days for business.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
#tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Who are you looking at....
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Blast from the past pipe video
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Starting my weekend with some smokeplay.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Belly porn #tummytuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Beard smoke loading
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Should last a few days.....
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Tummy Tuesday #gainer
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
58 and still managing reasonably well :).
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Happy Tummy Tuesday #tummytuesday #gainer
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Throwback Thursday. I wasn't always old :).
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Always better when the shirt matches the owner.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Tummy Tuesday
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Back when I used to ride regularly.
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Maelstrm @maelstrm.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I do still smoke pipes from time to time.
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