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@madwonk.bsky.social
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DC-based technical analyst, I study that which should never be used. All opinions my own, but you probably shouldn't trust me anyways.

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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 8h
Yup!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Every time, every time (I have these saved for instances like this)
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
you're telling me you don't shop around for emergency rooms after getting hit by a truck? weak shit. next time go to white house dot gov and search for the cheapest option with a website that literally doesn't work (this is not a joke the TrumpRX site can't figure out my zip code)
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Getting closer by the minute...
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It appears to be moving into the port regardless.
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Seems I picked up quite a special copy of @atomicanalyst.bsky.social's wonderful book....
A signed copy with the menu from a 1998 celebration here in DC
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
She went to the "everyone I don't like is Hitler" school of media training
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy shit THEY'RE MULTIPLYING (spotted in November 2025)
LAW PATRIOT cybertruckAnother picture from when it flew by me at high speed on the National MallConversation with friend about it at the time. They stayed at the Trump owned Waldorf hotel, giving strong "loving father kills entire family" vibes
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is not a joke I literally use this when reviewing coworkers documents
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Don't forget the new testament
The Government publishing office style manual, 2016 edition (this image is from Google but I have a real copy in my office)
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly this country is baffling sometimes
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is not filmmaking. This is a violent murder fantasy.
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also does he think every church has a hunchback of notre dame assigned to change all the clocks
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Economist recently had an article on this and the stats are frankly nuts! www.economist.com/graphic-deta...
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like.... I'm not crazy right?
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is true, but their numbers aren't exactly promising either. I suppose my question is mainly whether Amtrak has the money/resources to take over the line as necessary or if someone else will have to do so...
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Correction: "Marco Rubio tells reporters that negotiators have given up and are demanding things that simply will not happen"
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gritty meme saying "rise and grind parasites, let's get those super wages" with a McDonald's burger
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My security clearance investigator when my 2-day after-wedding party was paid for by a Russian "friend":
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Current mood tbh. Unless democrats win and grow a spine in January, we've got two more years of this chaos to totally spiral
Guy in a chemical mask in a war zone: "hey friend listen, I know the world is scary but... (Zooms in) Its gonna get way worse
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally every time dude
Skaterbro tells computer to say "I am alive" and is amazed it can do so meme
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me when I invent a fancy new dfs like algorithm
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The FRED graph, fwiw.
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Extremely misleading. Yes, mortgage rates are down relative to taking office, but they bottomed out in January (when I bought at 5.99%) and have gone back up since then!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's no joke - here's some pictures from the family beet farm. Way too dry!
Sugarbeets with giant cracks in the soil between them, due to drynessThe cracks are big enough to stick your hand in
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Something odd has happened because I'm from the North Dakota/Minnesota border but living in California did something...
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Haha the diesel one is so funny like what do you mean we're only a few cents from the record didn't we eliminate the penny?
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
me six months into my 72 hour war
Dril corn cob meme
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yup
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This really should be the reaction tbh
Meme where we all meeting, give thumbs up to some guy complaining, then ignore him and keep going
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Meanwhile, the economist is pulling no punches (presumably the stupidity is obvious from the outside)
Iran will be able to shrug off America’s financial threatsIn the face of fresh sanctions, the regime is defiantWhen donald trump began Operation Epic Fury nearly six months ago, he hoped that America’s military might would crush Iran’s regime. When its bombs failed, he bet on sweeteners. In June America offered Iran sanctions relief and billions of dollars in investment in the hope the country’s leaders would open the Strait of Hormuz and renounce any nuclear ambitions. That approach failed, too. Now America is trying to break the regime by smashing Iran economically. Last week Mr Trump called the effort “economic D-Day”. On August 24th Scott Bessent, America’s treasury secretary, revealed the details.Iran has been under American sanctions since the Islamic revolution in 1979. In his first term Mr Trump exerted what he called “maximum pressure” on the regime in an effort to force concessions on its nuclear programme. Mr Bessent has now announced Operation Economic Outcast, described as “an economic onslaught against Iran’s financial connections around the globe”. This is, presumably, maximum plus.
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
men will literally try anything but going to therapy
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"but her emails" "buttery males" meme with T***p and Pence
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Strong billionaire energy tbh, he can just travel to iowa on a whim
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Dear god
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My favorite RHNA discovery continues to be that the City of Carmel "refers" (forces out) any homeless since, well, they don't have any services so I guess you need to go to the much poorer neighboring communities!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Every freaking time, man...
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Truly where tf these people getting these burritos like even fancy burrito places top out at $18 (this place is local to me in DC!)
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is this the "invent a guy to get mad at" game because uhhhhh
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like you don't get this without pretty frequent maintenance!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Oh wait I've seen this one before
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'M DOING MY PART
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Paul Pelosi was attacked in his home and Republicans thought it would make a funny joke about it secretly being a gay ones lovers quarrel!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Like hmmm, I wonder why nobody uses this bus stop. Either eliminate it or build a sidewalk!
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Defenestration @madwonk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Apparently he+wife were missionaries which uhhhhh yikes
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