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@madmav99.bsky.social

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rebooted account; still me. salty af about, well, everything.

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 17h

did you cause this killing a spider that crawled on the windshield and attempts to clear it with the wipers was unsuccessful?

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23h

this is the ONLY thing im now gonna think of when some one says "pumpkin spice"

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 23h

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Surf Ninjas Seriously

ALT: Surf Ninjas Seriously

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

hockey is dumb and I've never liked it..

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

and I thought we were just having fun here....

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𝔾ℝ𝕆𝕍𝔼ℝℍ𝔸𝕌𝕊 𝕆𝔽 𝕃𝔼𝔸𝕍𝔼𝕊 🏴 @kingofcatastrophy.northsky.social · 14/10/2026

You can always pirate Metallica it's always morally correct

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

thank you??

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DarkLordNecro, PNW Progressive @darklordnecro.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The "controversial" comic with over 43 false reports to silence the creator and the real feel of the people. Enjoy, like and reshare "The Day All Billionaires Died..." By #noneofthisisok

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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

got to work with @tailboi.bsky.social on this one! i mean - he works on all of them - but we got to write this one together!

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Joseph @josephruscitti.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tomorrow is not promised. Be an asshole today.

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

this sucks x5

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

walked in on the youngest (10) watching the video for Lit's "My Own Worst Enemy"... I may have shed a tear.

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I saw this earlier tonight myself

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

did.. did he do the "LBJ, bunghole" skeet again?

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

we bought dad one of these maybe a decade ago for his birthday....long standing family tradition is to watch this at least once every Christmas, though since cutting the cord we have the dvd loop for 24(ish) hours

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

get a load of this guy; gettin the "good table" at pappasitos ;)

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

not me and the story of "how I cracked a windshield killing a spider very much like that".....

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ill say this; at least my governor(abbott) has the "decency" to be up front about what a piece of shit he is and always has been.

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I absolutely HATE that the little league im a partner uses this for a bunch of their announcements, etc.....If it were up to me, we'd have never started using it

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

evergreen

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

sports are dumb and I've never liked them

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there are like 5 different hs marching bands all warming up and have been for like the last hour....it's absolute audio Anthrax

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Slappy Squirrel: Somebody Shoot Me!

ALT: Slappy Squirrel: Somebody Shoot Me!

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

truly doing the lord's work here

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

there's not a same jury that would convict

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

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Kelseypaintz @kelseypaintz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Swedish Chef! I'm selling it for Action Against Hunger 10/18 - 10/24 during FOOD WEEK as a $50 donation! Please share!!

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm calling JG Wentworth

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

if her name ends up being "Wynona" I'm gonna fucking lose it

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

the worst part of this (losing the weight w/ meds) is that NOW everyone is ok with telling me how fat I used to be..... smh

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

1994, it was "Excedrin"

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

forgot texas/ou was today; I have no dog in the hunt despite being a "nearly" life long Texas resident.... so, I just hope both teams have fun/or play to a 0-0 tie, whatever makes you madder.

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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Tickets here fyi pools.events/event/nx7Obn...

LEAVE A COMMENT Screening and Discussion with Michael Burns and special guests at HYPERREAL FILM CLUB by Hyperreal Film Club, Sat, Oct 10

Sat, Oct 10 at 7:30pm at Austin, Texas. The vitals: 7:00 ~ Doors 7:30 ~ The Show It feels like the internet is turning us all into sociopaths. To get to the bottom of why this is happening, Michael Bu...

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Man, definitely wish I could; somebody down there drink one for me

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Robert Wilonsky @robertwilonsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

An homage -- and not, I hope, a eulogy -- to the dispensers of memories at the State Fair of Texas. The men and women -- and their parents -- who built the fair long before people just went out there to take photos of fried foods stuffed inside fried foods. www.dallasnews.com/opinion/comm...

Wilonsky: Some veteran State Fair food vendors hope not to become history

A little more than halfway through the annual event at Fair Park, concessionaires fret about another year of declining sales.

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

no; you made very timely announcement to remind us

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

band parents bitching about toll roads being closed; me doing everything on my power not to respond with a roll safe meme

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B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

everybody! we gotta sell out the B.T.A.S book, then we get the "Godzilla" book that only Mr. Dockery can deliver.

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

someone once said "the leopards are gonna need 'Jenny Craig' with all the faces they're eating

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

everything is bullshit; but this is the MOST bullshit....

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Eric Cartman's Angry 'God Fucking Damnit!'

ALT: Eric Cartman's Angry 'God Fucking Damnit!'

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

High praise from my personal hero

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

not to be *THAT* guy, but b/c the TV at work is ONLY ever on the weather channel; I've been watching that thing all week...

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

that's easy: whiskey

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I defy you to find a "bad day" for "patio pizza"

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

maybe "Libery Biberty" were the friends we made along the way

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*cue Vivaldi&

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

literally just found out this devastating news

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

*insert Norm "well f*ck me!" drop

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

My "The Computer Wants To Kill You" shirt is answering a lot of questions already answered by my "The Computer Wants To Kill You" shirt. cc: @michaelburns.bsky.social (also Mr. Burns, you may use this photo(s) if you're so inclined for the website etc.)

terracotta colored "The Computer Wants to Kill You" shirt
available from @MichaelOBurns (youtube)

close up of the shirt

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Michael Burns @michaelburns.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

patrons - reading group link for today burnstheory.com/posts/zoom-l...

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ZOOM LINK for READING GROUP | Michael Burns

ZOOM LINK for READING GROUP by Michael Burns on Patreon. Join Michael Burns's community for exclusive content and updates.

B-dub @madmav99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

it's a bit wordier than "Country Saturday ™️" but I like it