Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Excuse me but a thousand spy thrillers have led me to believe that there are secret agencies all over the world dedicated to preventing evil and taking down despots and tyrants so where TF are they is all I wanna know. Jason Bourne, I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty. 1186
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 26/02/2025So basically I think absolutely everything happening right now can be boiled down to: white cishet men now have to actually provide value - to employers, to partners - to be considered for the job/partner, because there are other options, and they cannot handle it. At all. 093
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 24/02/2025People in TV shows are constantly een to be having wine or a drink at home alone with music playing. Is this a thing people do? Like the TV isn't on, are they just sitting there? I often have a drink at home, or listen to music, but there's always a 3rd thing also happening. TV or chores or whatevs. 250
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Increasingly frustrated with articles like "Trump signs EO saying X, but experts say that this isn't true" like DO YOU THINK HE CARES. None of them care what is true, supportable, legal, or accurate. You think he'll be like "Oh wait, my bad, never mind?" When you point out that he's full of shit?? 070
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Posit: A big contributing factor to *gestures at everything* is the cultural attitude, seen in every cop and action movie/show, that people who follow the rules and safeguard people's rights are stodgy, boring and definitely not on the side of the heroes. 053
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I've been thinking that we've all been afraid of Trump declaring himself king...now I'm wondering if we were worrying about the wrong guy. 131
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 04/02/2025If you can comprehend why the worst team in the league gets the best draft pick, you can comprehend why DEI programs are necessary. 031
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 02/02/2025I don't know that there's anything we can do against a global cabal of tech billionaires who control the media and the largest social media platforms. 010
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 02/02/2025To everyone yelling that Trump's so dumb and all this stuff is going to alienate his voters: THEY DON'T CARE. Because - listen carefully - THEY NEVER INTEND TO HOLD ELECTIONS AGAIN, and if they do, they will be for show and the results will not matter. They'll be faked or ignored. 131
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Just for the record, I don't need to watch any videos or read any articles about how Trump is like Hitler or how the US is teetering on the edge of disintegration. I've been well aware of both for 8 years. 050
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 28/01/2025These GOP fuckwads want child labor back SO BAD and they're not even being subtle about it. 030
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Me: *sits around and does nothing like a slug for three weeks, eating badly and not sleeping well* Body: *feels like shit* Me: 160
Reposted by Lori Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/01/2025if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me. 854202062979
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 24/01/2025When other countries say stuff like "Well, all of France protested in Paris and toppled [Regime!] Why aren't you?" I'm like...do you get that we physically can't do that? Do you have any conception of the size and scope of this fucking country? We can't get our whole pop into one city. 061
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I don't talk hockey much on here but last night the Blue Jackets' sophomore 3rd round pick Adam Fantilli scored his first NHL hat trick in Toronto, WHERE HE'S FROM (sort of), with like 100 family and friends watching, PLUS his first shorty. I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT ADAM FANTILLI OK 020
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Dear grownups: stop telling each other to "look for the helpers." That's something Mr. Rogers said to tell children who were afraid. If you're an adult, you are supposed to BE the helpers. 0307
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Anyone else feeling like we're up against unstoppable undefeatable foes? 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 03/01/2025That he was abusive to women isn't a shock. That's almost diagnostic for domestic terrorism. 050
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Came across this comment on a post about Pentatonix singing the national anthem: "Our anthem is so beautiful, they don't need to embellish it." Excuse me? Our anthem is HORRIBLE. It's a terrible song to sing, has weird intervals, is in nobody's range, and is generally awful. It's just familiar. 160
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Not me up at 6 am googling "are nightmares a symptom of menopause?" Yes, they are. Is anything NOT a symptom of menopause? 2162
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 03/01/2025I don't know if this is just reaaaaaally hard wishful thinking, but I'm starting to think we might be getting to a tipping point re healthcare. 160
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I confess I didn't think the GOP would devolve into warring factions this quickly.media.tenor.coma man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couchALT: a man in a striped sweater is sitting on a couch 080
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I'm a writer, reader, former bookseller, and I'm irrationally irritated by book fetishism. Having a bunch of books is not a personality, or a sign of high intellect. Books are not sacred objects. A physical book is not superior to an ebook. You're not special for "loving that book smell." Stop it. 4255
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 29/12/2024The post-Christmas malaise is strong when you're sitting at home in your bathrobe pondering what you can get from Kroger so you can make the $35 minimum for free grocery delivery because you need one (1) onion to make chow mein. 070
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 24/12/2024@joescott.bsky.social Hey Joe, new listener & Nebula subscriber. You've expressed shock at that 600K people reported missing annually? It's misleading. Only about 5% of those STAY missing. Most are back within 24. That 600K includes kids who get lost at the mall for 2 hours but the cops get called. 060
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Can I just say how delighted I am that *composers* are now able to headline major concert tours. (Yes, I'm getting tickets to the Hans Zimmer live concert tour, what of it) 270
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I feel like everyone who knows Hamilton well has a few persistent lyrics that pop up randomly. Mine are "Pick a place to die where it's high and dry" from "Ten Duel Commandments" and "Should we honor our treaty, King Louis' head?/Uhh, do whatever you want, I'm super dead" from Cabinet Battle #2 131
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Welp looks like everyone's gotten the intel that our admin's (department-paid-for) holiday candy basket has the Reese's peanut butter cup trees. PICKED CLEAN. Had to settle for a York patty. Ah well. More datapoints that Reese's is the king of all candy. Oh, and nobody likes candy canes. 220
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Food service jobs are only awful because a) the bosses/corporates are often awful and b) you can't earn a living. If people could survive comfortably working at a bakery a ton of people would gladly do it. 130
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Ok I have zero interest in Wicked and don't really care about Broadway much but I've heard bits of it and goddamn but Cynthia Erivo singing "So if you care to find me, look to the western sky" is some kind of soul-stirring black magic. 040
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024What are you talking about? There's no script or dress code in the Disney parks. 100
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I mean, if even a guy from the right-wing corporate-bootlicker "let the market decide" side of the political aisle is mad enough about healthcare - a traditionally progressive talking point - to take up arms about it, what does that say? 071
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024But...elections are CURRENTLY decided by the EC? Wha...no you know what, I give up. 000
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Given how unhinged a lot of Snape fans are I have no trouble believing this. 050
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Who do I thank for the construction "it's giving [whatever]" because it's so useful and concise and I love it. My first instinct was "drag queens" but historical precedent makes me think they probably got it from black people. 031
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 09/12/2024something something the rise of fascist white-nationalist patriarchal authoritarianism parallel with increased popularity of cowboy/western/frontier themed entertainment something something is there anything there 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Holy cow, truth bombs from Reddit: "Bullying is so hard to stop because bullies are often acting as proxies for the adults, enforcing the societal/patriarchal norms on non-conforming kids. So the adults in charge subconsciously view it as bullies "fixing" other kids." (u/rain-dog2, paraphrased) 061
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Share a late 90s song you still think is great, and another that you heard again later and literally recoil and wonder how you ever listened to it. I'll start. "Hook" by Blues Traveler still slaps, but "Hey There, Delilah" is like having my eardrums stabbed with crochet hooks. 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024A few bright spots did emerge. Rusted Root's "Send Me on my Way" was a breath of fresh air, as was "Drive" by Incubus. And also "One Headlight" by the Wallflowers, which I still think is an awesome song. But GOD a lot of this music was terrible. What genius put "Closing Time" on the radio? 5/6 220
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024An endless stream of forgettable, identical-sounding garage-band sludge. "She's So High" and "My Own Worst Enemy" and "Out of My Head" and that terrible Breakfast At Tiffany's song. Blind Melon and the Spin Doctors and freaking Sugar Ray. "Mrs. Jones" and "No Rain" and SMASH MOUTH, ffs. 4/6 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Grunge was over, the boy band explosion hadn't yet come, most actual alternative rock was...well, too alternative for the pop stations, so we ended up with this weird watered-down grunge/alterna/indie pop hybrid that all sounds the same, like it was written by marketing directors. 3/6 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024People say today's music sucks? For the rest of the evening, Spotify dragged me through a graveyard of the worst late-90s dreck imaginable. God, so much of this music was terrible. How did we ever unironically listen to Third Eye Blind, or Five for Fighting? What a weird time in music. 2/6 110
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Earlier today I was reminded of the Sister Hazel song "All For You" and for reasons passing all understanding, decided to pull it up to listen to. Then, possessed by some self-destructive impulse, I set Spotify to play a radio station based on it. Friends, I chose...poorly. 1/6 140
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I think @asavage.bsky.social (Adam Savage) and Jamie Hyneman should come out of retirement to shoot one (1) special episode in which they test, destroy and otherwise humiliate the cybertruck. 0131
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I rewatched Jenny Nicholson's four-hour Galactic Starcruiser video again today because that's how I roll, and am I just weird or does anyone else find that whole concept not appealing in the least? I don't want to roleplay or do immersive games. I don't want to "live my own SW adventure." 131
Lori @madlori.bsky.social · 05/12/2024In case anybody needs to hear this, do NOT buy the book "Wicked" for your movie-obsessed 12 year old niece. The book IS SUPER REALLY MEGA NOT FOR KIDS. 3238