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Madeleine D'Este

@madeleinedeste.bsky.social
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Dark Mysteries are my thing. The House on Rookery Rock. Black Soil White Bread. Radcliffe. Aurealis Award & Shadow Awards nom'd. No DMs. madeleinedeste.com

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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10h
Employee Tears   
@EmployeeTears   

I can't call someone a dumb fuck at work, so instead I say, "walk me through your thought process"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 6h
A photo of a novelty gag costume in a plastic hanging package labeled "BOY $19.99". The packaging shows a black silhouette of a person holding a pack of cigarettes with one arm raised in a wave.

Packaging text:
"WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM SMALL CHILDREN...
ABSENT FATHER by Obvious Plant
OH NO! WHERE'D HE GO?
INCLUDES:
-BODY SUIT
-THE PACK OF CIGARETTES HE WENT OUT FOR"
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peacedogs.bsky.social @peacedogs.bsky.social · 4h
😂❤️
A meme about crows and grudges
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OldSchoolJourno 🦘🏏🎶 @psclazzac.bsky.social · 3h
Shared without comment #uspoli #cornell
Meme that states: 
"If a man were severely intoxicated among seven women, he would actually be in the safest place possible. He'd be hydrated, fed, given meds and a cosy place to lie down."
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pie chart titled "PIE CHART OF WHAT GOES IN MY HEAD DURING WORKING HOURS" divided into six color-coded sections detailing internal thoughts:

    Fuck this: 44%

    Fuck you: 20%

    Fuck off: 11%

    Fucking fuckers: 11%

    Fuck it: 9%

    Fuck that: 5%
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lizzie Logan (@lizzzzzielogan)

wait conneticut is real? i thought they made that up for gilmore girls
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Make someone’s day more exciting by texting “On my way” at 7:30am when you don’t have plans.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
screenshot of a social media thread in dark mode.

    Top post by user fitness.over50_ (18h): "So democrats wants to cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas. It's about good versus evil"

    Reply below by user tonatiuh_noriega (16h): "Someone is lying to you so they don't have to invite you to Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner. I don't blame them."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@mcjoshalds on x

When men mansplain to each other that's called a podcast
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K | krfabian @krfabian.bsky.social · 17h
🐳🌸🚀🌌📕🎉 GUESS WHO'S 42??????
Car swerving into exit lane meme: 
Road ahead reads, "Don't share your date of birth on the internet"
Exit reads, "I'm 42 today motherfuckers!!!"
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Madeleine D'Este @madeleinedeste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Pusher of Pixels @pixelpusher220.dmv.community.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
saw this over on FB and legit snorted
A text meme against a backdrop of sand particles being thrown around randomly:

I made a graph of all my past relationships.
It has an Ex axis and a Why axis
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Madeleine D'Este @madeleinedeste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A screenshot of a social media post by user kylark with the caption "Women in america rn." above a photo from a hearing. In the foreground on the right, Brett Kavanaugh speaks animatedly in a suit and blue tie, while several women sit behind him with visibly pained, skeptical, or grim expressions.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jz2   
@mixedgrass666   

Vacation brain is awesome. All I did was eat and drink and walk around and not deny myself anything so my brain is like "wow great town. I should move here. It would probably be like this every day"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Books are amazing because a stranger from 200 years ago can still ruin your afternoon emotionally
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
An edited historical artwork depicting a chaotic medieval battle scene in a field with burning buildings in the background. Warriors in armor with swords and axes are fighting, alongside a man holding a pitchfork and a kneeling priest holding a cross. Large bold text overlaid at the top reads: "'Unfriending' People, In the 1300's."
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gare de guerre [@garrrish]:
someone on the Seattle subreddit asked “what is an expensive but poor quality restaurant I can recommend to an enemy?” and I think thats just a brilliant use of crowdsourcing
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reid Pope [@rpopetweets]:
we can put a man on the moon but my "file is too big to send" .....
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A selfie of a young man looking directly at the camera, holding up a light blue asthma inhaler. In the background, another person is lying face down on the tiled kitchen floor near an oven. Overlaying text at the top reads: "Me stealing my bros Vape so he doesn't get addicted".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I may appear nonchalant, but I assure you, I am chalanting about a lot of things actually.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Oh You're a Nirvana Fan? Name Three Steps on Noble Siddhartha's Fourfold Path to Enlightenment 

[pic of monk]
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Rose Canardly @ahaikulife.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone in at least Southern California this week.
Ben Affleck smoking outside his door meme, except he's in a full body pumpkin costume, and holding a plastic trick or treating pumpkin. Caption reads: When you're trying to pretend it's Fall,  but there's still sweat running down your buttcrack.
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Madeleine D'Este @madeleinedeste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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peakmeme.bsky.social @peakmeme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Check out this meme! #meme #funny
Automated meme post
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A photo taken from behind two concertgoers standing in a crowd facing an outdoor stage.

On the left, a tall man stands with his arms crossed wearing a black t-shirt that reads:

"Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be the Token Tall Guy™ blocking your view today. Thanks for your cooperation."

Standing directly next to him on the right, a shorter woman with curly hair wears a matching black t-shirt printed with bold white letters:

"FUCK YOU BOB"
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
excited for the weekend 🤩
Meme of three women laughing whilst having a pillow fight but the pillows have been replaced with planks of wood.
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A Stillness In The Air @verasev.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Meme: "Just heard someone call a Cybertruck a 'Klanborghini.'  Well, fuck.  That's its name now."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A post featuring two headshots of Garrett Langley, CEO of Flock. The text above the photos reads: "This is Garrett Langley. He is the CEO of Flock. He doesn't like his photo being shared publicly." Below the images, a comment from user transnormativity asks: "Why is this 12 year old mormon survaling us???"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Collins 🦋
@collinstimbela_

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera
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🖌 Myandra sez: 🖍 Impeach the MF'er soon. We're waiting. @myandra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hillary and Kamala were right and MAGA knows it. Gas is $29.00 in Alaska.
A Barbie doll smoking 3 cigarettes. 
Meme: Me watching men try to control everything but themselves
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RolexTharsus @rolextharsus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Came up randomly again. Always worth a reshare. (Original credit to Loose Meat)
Meme with one person wearing a Smiths t-shirt and a generic hipster type. 

"Oh, so you're into the Smiths? Then name 3 ethnic groups Morrissey has used hate speech against"
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spiralbound @spiral-bound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why choose the default when the alternative is less cost prohibitive AND way more interesting.
A meme consisting of a photo grid of Jess from the 'New Girl,' Luna Lovejoy from the Harry Potter movie series, Amelie Poulain from 'Amelié,' and Ilana Wexler from 'Broad City' with the phrase, "In a world of Kardashians, be a Jess-Ilana-Luna-Amelie".
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Angry Alligator because i got all them teeth and no tooth brush @alligatorjesie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the 'am i out of touch?' Simpsons meme but the text has been replaced with 'are men committing sexual assaults the problem? No, it's the women writing fanfiction who are the problem'
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kate Lister [@k8_lister]   
Still can't believe we grew up being told that old women living alone in the woods with their cats, and eating anyone who bothered them, were wicked. Those bitches were geniuses.  

Rachel Barber [@racheldbarber] · 16h   
The cannibalism does give me pause.   

Kate Lister [@k8_lister] · 9h   
You have to commit, Rachel
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Honey   
What sucked as a child but is awesome as an adult?   

Angad Singh Chowdhry   
Being left out of things
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A news graphic featuring a split image. On the left is a Google Maps satellite view showing a red pin labeled "Public Toilet" on a residential lawn. On the right is a photo of a man in a green shirt outlined in a red box, with blurred street view imagery below. Large text at the bottom reads: "Internet users marked the Flock CEO's lawn as a 'public toilet' after it was revealed he redacted public streetview images of his house for privacy".
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A text graphic set over a rich floral background filled with colorful flowers in shades of red, pink, yellow, and white. In the center, a white text box contains black text reading:   "everyday im like "wtf is happening" then i go to bed"
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Jim @crazyjim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“My barista used 1% instead of skim this morning. I called her out publicly on making such an obvious mistake. Here’s what it taught me about humility and leadership in B2B sales….”
Lois meme:

THE URGE TO TURN THE MOST MINOR LIFE EVENT INTO A HERO STORY

VS

PEOPLE ON LINKEDIN
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I used to talk so much more candidly on social media but now I know who's definitely looking sometimes and it icks me the fuck out. So I just don't any more. You can thank /them/ for that if you miss my past behavior. Anyway, I got kind of real there for a sec. I'll stop now. 
Actual Alt description: A meme I stole from Reddit. POV: You are sitting at a dinner table. There is a plate of spaghetti and a glass of wine in front of you. A cat sits across from you on the other side of the table with the same meal. The meme text says: "you're so quiet" actually you said something I didn't like 10 minutes ago so you lost my personality privileges.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good morning rebels...
Meme:
Your time is limited.

Satisfy your soul not society.

(Black print on deep orange background)
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