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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED

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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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I used to talk so much more candidly on social media but now I know who's definitely looking sometimes and it icks me the fuck out. So I just don't any more. You can thank /them/ for that if you miss my past behavior. Anyway, I got kind of real there for a sec. I'll stop now. 
Actual Alt description: A meme I stole from Reddit. POV: You are sitting at a dinner table. There is a plate of spaghetti and a glass of wine in front of you. A cat sits across from you on the other side of the table with the same meal. The meme text says: "you're so quiet" actually you said something I didn't like 10 minutes ago so you lost my personality privileges.
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I write words on anime girl pictures @kawaiibossbaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
embarrassing
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
feeling evil. might do some nice things for my neighbors and not tell any of them it was me. 😈
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOOOOOO
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy birthday to me! 🎂 Today I have done ✨nothing✨ but answer happy birthday texts and it is glorious. Husbando couldn't magically make a quaalude materialize so instead he booked us a couples massage yesterday and we also went swimming and ate WAY too many tacos ❤️
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蟹のオーパーツ @kaniopa.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
5枚以上でカルーセル表示になったみたいなので実験
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The bees are happy ❤️
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if It happens on the kirkaversary, i will believe in god again and go back to church.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One small positive thing about AI. Any time I see someone using it, my ego gets a little nuzzle because it's an instant confirmation that I am objectively better and smarter than them. 🥰
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
sorry, i can't go out. i can't handle having skin today.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess it's just kill my favs week 😢 RIP Tim Curry! I'm gonna watch Legend today. If you're gonna watch it too, you owe it to yourself to dig a little deeper to find the theatrical release (NOT Directors cut) because it's the one with the CORRECT soundtrack by Tangerine Dream.
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Baphomet Hail Demon
Alt: Tim Curry as Darkness in the 1985 movie Legend.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly will be so missed. I'm glad she can be with her husband again but this one hurts a lot. ❤️‍🩹 I will be making a donation to the Imagination Library today in her honor.
1987 picture of Dolly Parton aiming a shotgun in a long pale pink and white striped dress with eyelet lace bell sleeves.
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an emo teenager is sitting with his family at a table in a casual restaurant. While his parents chat, he looks at another table solemnly. There is a dark aura emanating off him. Panel 2: a similar scene across the restaurant- an emo girl with her family; her little brother is absolutely housing a cheeseburger. She stares back at the guy across the restaurant, while also emitting a dark aura. Panel 3: the two teenagers eyes are locked on each other. In a shared thought bubble, which drowns out all the surrounding ambience, they imagine themselves as anthropomorphic wolves, embracing while they ride a motorcycle down a dark and lonely road through the black of night.
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MOYACO @ote-mo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
🥤🍹🍦
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xXacidnekoXx @xxacidnekoxx.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
me
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just got out of bsky jail after 3 days bc i ALLEGEDLY told a zionist to eat batteries LMAO. Worth tbh.
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
kitty doodle saying “i hope i don’t have a long day”, behind kitty there’s a factory. a long day factory.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
wtf wtf wtf. i've never had anything blow up on here before, i didn't think it was possible lol. use that alt text guys.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Grompy face 😑
My fluffy orange kitty Toby. He is sitting in his bed, but you can only see him from the neck up. His paws are both tucked in front of him, and his face looks very judgmental but he was just sleeping right before i took the photo so I deserve it.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
i hope in ur next life you get to be a house pet type animal and a nice old couple adopts you and they love you and want to make you fat and put you in little sweaters 🥰
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sister's abusive ex husband croaked while she's having a great time in Sicily. I'm so happy for her 🥹
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/10/2025
Chiitan VS Watermelon🍉 スイカ割り大得意ですっ☆
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
An illustration done in digital watercolor of a manatee placidly floating in green sea wearing a little horned Viking helmet of the sort they are knows not to have worn (applies to Vikings and manatees). On one flipper they are wearing a round shield and in the other flipper they are somehow without the benefit of digits holding a Viking axe. Archaic rune-ish lettering in the lower right reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Don't let anyone make you feel bad for not prioritizing buying the most frivolous and unnecessary virtual objects in the middle of a real life recession.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I am legitimately begging everyone who menstruates to STOP TRACKING YOUR PERIOD ON ANYTHING THAT CAN CONNECT TO THE INTERNET.
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Wendy Xu @wendyxu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
me: i must practice the dharma also me:
me telling ai man to khs
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's so sad how many would-be-fun little tech things are just full of ulterior bullshit. I saw coffee mugs with dogs & cats printed on them, with a QR code you can scan with your phone every day for a different fun dog/cat fact. It's essentially just regular returning website traffic for ad revenue.
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ev 🐱🕸️ (design raffle in 📌’d!) @evrclover.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
toaster 🌈 (2023)
my oc that’s a furby based on nyan cat. it’s in space with a rainbow behind it
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Katherine @wordwatcher.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“Self-Portrait” by Haruka Kawakami
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Tob's in that rowdy teenage boy kitten phase right now and he doesn't want to be held and snuggled so much lately. He just wants to play. Only snuggles when it's bedtime, after he's done attacking my feet. He's really pretty though. His fluff is filling in v nicely & his whiskers are huge.
Toby. A very fluffy orange kitten loafing in a round rainbow hat box scratchpad.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Crazy how cis males ( & their womb envy) are the root cause of basically every big social problem ever but ur not allowed to say that to them directly in any capacity because they might flip their shit and murder innocent people. They might just blame women, but you'll never rly know until u say it.
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YooShark 🦈 @yooshark.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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sucklet attack
ALT: sucklet attack
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Gummy👒 @happyyu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
☆*🐰💗 🪩⋆⭒˚。⋆
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Pinkgabbercat @pinkgabbercat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’m currently doing preorders for this T Shirt! rawpaw.ink/products/ai-...
Yellow, red, and blue cat holding a paintbrush. Text reads: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? NO THANKS! I PREFER GENUINE SILLINESS
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I don't like my computer any more. I just want to read books. Actual physical paper books. They don't force me to see ads, no clickbait, no engagement farming, no insufferable influencer vocabularies, everything written before 2022 has NO AI, and I can read all of them for FREE with my library card.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Two tamagotchi screens with the captions/expressions of "I like toxins" and "my dream is eat dirt"
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Monniponi @monniponi.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nemu 🐱✨🌈 #Art #Furryart #Cuteart
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
My iPad kids
2 cats watching my iPad. Shorthair brown tabby and a long hair orange tabby. On the iPad screen, a ceramicist is preparing to attach clay boobs to a clay cat. I think that might be a new sentence.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wish it was easier to figure out if these "non-partisan" people on my ballot are maggots. Nobody wants to put that in plain terms on any of their campaign materials any more. I wonder why that is.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Peace✌️
Drawing of a puppy taking out the trash with the caption; "if it costs your peace it has to go"
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
girl whatever.
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
$72 to fill up my Beetle tonight. How the fuck are SUV drivers surviving this bullshit?????
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guppies @guppies.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
give me all the samples
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Dr. Frank Sloth @nihilistneopets.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Photo of Tomodachi Life Living the Dream item creator of a hand drawn Warf petpet from Neopets.Item creation screen with the Warf captioned “What’s the name of this creation?”
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Catloaf Blep 🍉 TOASTED @catloafs.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Back home safe from Disneyland 🥰 we had a great time but I missed our bed and kitties. We slept so good last night. Very thankful for my amazing husband and everything he does for us 💕 And now I'm going to endure whatever illness the plague rat children at the park shared with me. Nasty.
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