maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 04/08/2026landlord's old mirror falling off the wall at 5am (terrifying) has revealed the previous paint: minty gween (adorable?? it matches my couch) 110 1
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 25/04/2026just dug up the first pair of womens pants i ever bought, i can barely get them over my hips and i cant zip them hell yeag 130 3
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 15/01/2026i got a sponsored fortune cookie i fucking hate the future 010 1
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 22/11/2025dont worry gang, this time theres no way ill get burned by my own overconfidence in this thing ive never really done before 110 1
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 11/10/2025youve heard of the big & tall store now get ready for the dick & ball store (selfie unrelated) 1111 11
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 12/03/2025tonight's moon; quick experiment with color data #astrophotography 2232 23
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 06/03/2025appreciation post for the creature bc he makes me smile 160 6
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 24/01/2025A friend described what kind of Disco Elysium NPC I'd be and yeah hi im maddie can I take apart your radio? 030 3
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 24/01/2025Unlucky drop put a crack on my phone camera so now I'm ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ethereal⋆✴︎˚｡⋆ 230 3
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 10/01/2025Some quick 'n dirty shots of tonight's moon hanging out in front of the Pleiades, with Eta Tauri visible if you squint 🤏 #astrophotography 2303 30
maddie ☕ @maddieisntfunny.gay · 06/01/2025receptionist chuckling while I flubble my way through talking at checkout as if she didn't know half my face is numb and speaking is like pudding everywhere 120 2
!['If Maddie's DE [Disco Elysium] storyline is serious, she'd be "Lady Forcing A Smile." If it's funny she's "Woman of Dubious Origin"'
'Either way part of the quest is about building a functioning computer out of the remnants of the 1973 Toyota Corolla'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jspcrkgc5pcaxz3btvzxqcyw/bafkreihkeyqmwzawj5a4vczm47hv4lbvdmxn4yvrtiqzwnu2l2wdzbig2a)
