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Ramblings of an alt-left, radio raised, demideity on caffine. Tweets on politics, toys, China, etc. Pro Writer, QUILTBAG, Catdad.The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone, but the show? It must go on. 他/祂

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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 6h
Institutional betrayal is real.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 16h
DON’T FORGET
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 17h
Episodes 3&4 of my #TreehouseOfHorror rewatch. One of my favourite “Thats good/thats bad” skits, we’re still eating good here
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The Simpsons Krusty Doll Jump Scare
ALT: The Simpsons Krusty Doll Jump Scare
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 20h
It’s the ice bath you put the egg in before you peel it. Not necessarily legitibiqua in itself, but it definitely prepares the ground.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You either die a hero, or live long enough to soundtrack films about them.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love to see you do Dark Season. The best not Doctor Who Doctor Who.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Second episode of #treehouseofhorror watched. Is “It’s a good life” still universally known enough for the parody to work?
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The Simpsons Monkey Paw Wish
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m watching a treehouse of horror every day this October (and two on Saturdays)… I think the last one I watched was… 10? When do people feel the shark got jumped?
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Homer Simpson and The Raven: Nevermore
ALT: Homer Simpson and The Raven: Nevermore
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Discussing horrible people who run conventions, and Oakham group, who charge “influencers” extra to go round making TikTok’s at their events. I call this an “Excel Spreadsheet sort of Scummy”, compared to Mike Towers and AnimeLeage, which is more of a PDF file.
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Doge King Meme
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This October, I am in full bog witch mode, going out at midnight to collect milk and apples, coming home and making bread, cheese. And bringing about cosmic horrors.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Doll Haus of Dread team were very savvy with the leak order of their new line…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The way LLMs work is they make every mistake. They do everything without a shred of talent or knowledge, but also suffer no consequences for failure. Only their successes are measured. They Fet to crawl through a subject on trial and error, without accountability. This is why billionaires love it
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…but not when they just fridge her. Twice
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could be worse
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Warhammer Genestealer Statue
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babe! Biblically accurate fusion reactor just dropped
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know what a Stage whiskey and coke is? It’s a coke. In a whiskey glass. It costs the same as a coke. It looks like a whiskey and coke. If your mates hear you, it sounds like you ordered a named whiskey and coke. Peer pressure doesn’t stop t college. You don’t have to drink.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 1983, on the Michael Jackson track thriller, Vincent Price rapped… “The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years”, Meaning he predicted how stinky games workshops players would be, four years before the game dropped.
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Muppets Vincent Price
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Grulgor evicerated the waitstaff after slipping them a fiver to bring him a whole garlic chicken, with an extra hot flag, but in reality, they just brought him an extra hot chicken.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The incident itself wasn’t disgusting, they just all used their water glasses at the soda machine
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You aren’t supposed to stick a flag there, and what did you expect, using an extra spicy one?”
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They’re just doubling down on the no physical games thing, with no physical presence.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star/nut yaoi keeps hitting
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For years, scientists have asked themselves.. how do we combine tge mastery of the Mechanical Turk, with the capacity of the common Clown Car….
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lantana0v0.bsky.social @lantana0v0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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lantana0v0.bsky.social @lantana0v0.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The way Bluesky presented this to me.. was a trip. Was this about forced detrans? Boymoding for safety? The existentialism of a trans vampire realising they’d been robbed of gender euphoria.. But then.. as someone who has had tonsurephobia weaponised against them. It hit HARD.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I played this level on GameCube
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screamception
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My dude… I know this is a flippant account, but take your self appointed duties seriously
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Preparing mid autumn hotpot. Light, herbal, southern side, Vs. MALA MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is absolutely nothing horrific about #MidAutumnFestival🥮 Here is a horror story about Mid Autumn Festival. sfrareview.org/2025/01/27/c...
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ChangÉ persists
⮌ SFRA Review, vol. 55 no. 1 Fiction download ChangÉ persists Joseph Brant The moon is silent.It is empty.In your world it is a rubbish dump of flags and plaques and giant rings from burnt out rock…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Isn’t dress like a dipshit day either, but you seem to be pulling out all the stops”
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thats some real “gpmmmph” proportions
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bsky mutuals
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Milhouse Simpsons Playing Frisbee Alone
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is absolutely nothing horrific about #MidAutumnFestival🥮 Here is a horror story about Mid Autumn Festival. sfrareview.org/2025/01/27/c...
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ChangÉ persists
⮌ SFRA Review, vol. 55 no. 1 Fiction download ChangÉ persists Joseph Brant The moon is silent.It is empty.In your world it is a rubbish dump of flags and plaques and giant rings from burnt out rock…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sapphic moment I dont think any of us were expecting
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy lio day to those who celebrate it 🐍 🦇 🐂 🦁 🦅⚙️🐆
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those intending on eating the rich, I have some sad news for you. I’m not saying you shouldn’t, but Billionaires are not GRAS pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/42013799/ pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Cocaine pollution alters the movement and space use of Atlantic salmon (Salmo salar) in a large natural lake - PubMed
Cocaine and its metabolites are increasingly being detected in aquatic environments worldwide. While previous research has demonstrated that these substances can affect brain function and behavior in wildlife, this research has exclusively been conducted under artificial laboratory conditions. How c …
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I always loved the idea of a gritty cyberpunk monocity setting, but if anyone ever ventured out and got over the horizon… they’d find a cosy little farming game homesteading as nature reclaims the wasteland.. and let the players just… find it.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
s.click.aliexpress.com/e/_EyfixlG
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Have a transforming Mahjong figure you could proxy as an XV8
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Six mahjong sets should be enough for anyone right?
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now if you think your partner's fine Grab her where the sun don't shine If you can't dance, then tap your toes If your stuffed up, turn up your nose Wave your hands from side to side Lean to the left and take a slide
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
…if one of them turns out to be Ed Sheeran…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
PANK
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeah. Dm if you wanna chat
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