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Ramblings of an alt-left, radio raised, demideity on caffine. Tweets on politics, toys, China, etc. Pro Writer, QUILTBAG, Catdad.The stage is wrecked, the crowd is gone, but the show? It must go on. 他/祂

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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 18h
The way LLMs work is they make every mistake. They do everything without a shred of talent or knowledge, but also suffer no consequences for failure. Only their successes are measured. They Fet to crawl through a subject on trial and error, without accountability. This is why billionaires love it
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Babe! Biblically accurate fusion reactor just dropped
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know what a Stage whiskey and coke is? It’s a coke. In a whiskey glass. It costs the same as a coke. It looks like a whiskey and coke. If your mates hear you, it sounds like you ordered a named whiskey and coke. Peer pressure doesn’t stop t college. You don’t have to drink.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In 1983, on the Michael Jackson track thriller, Vincent Price rapped… “The foulest stench is in the air The funk of forty thousand years”, Meaning he predicted how stinky games workshops players would be, four years before the game dropped.
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Muppets Vincent Price
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star/nut yaoi keeps hitting
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lantana0v0.bsky.social @lantana0v0.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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lantana0v0.bsky.social @lantana0v0.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I played this level on GameCube
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Preparing mid autumn hotpot. Light, herbal, southern side, Vs. MALA MOTHERFUCKERS!
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is absolutely nothing horrific about #MidAutumnFestival🥮 Here is a horror story about Mid Autumn Festival. sfrareview.org/2025/01/27/c...
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ChangÉ persists
⮌ SFRA Review, vol. 55 no. 1 Fiction download ChangÉ persists Joseph Brant The moon is silent.It is empty.In your world it is a rubbish dump of flags and plaques and giant rings from burnt out rock…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me with my Bsky mutuals
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Milhouse Simpsons Playing Frisbee Alone
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is absolutely nothing horrific about #MidAutumnFestival🥮 Here is a horror story about Mid Autumn Festival. sfrareview.org/2025/01/27/c...
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ChangÉ persists
⮌ SFRA Review, vol. 55 no. 1 Fiction download ChangÉ persists Joseph Brant The moon is silent.It is empty.In your world it is a rubbish dump of flags and plaques and giant rings from burnt out rock…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The sapphic moment I dont think any of us were expecting
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy lio day to those who celebrate it 🐍 🦇 🐂 🦁 🦅⚙️🐆
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For those intending on eating the rich, I have some sad news for you. I’m not saying you shouldn’t, but Billionaires are not GRAS pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/42013799/ pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
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Cocaine pollution alters the movement and space use of Atlantic salmon (Salmo salar) in a large natural lake - PubMed
Cocaine and its metabolites are increasingly being detected in aquatic environments worldwide. While previous research has demonstrated that these substances can affect brain function and behavior in wildlife, this research has exclusively been conducted under artificial laboratory conditions. How c …
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning
a restaurant called Spicy Memory
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Six mahjong sets should be enough for anyone right?
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now if you think your partner's fine Grab her where the sun don't shine If you can't dance, then tap your toes If your stuffed up, turn up your nose Wave your hands from side to side Lean to the left and take a slide
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
…if one of them turns out to be Ed Sheeran…
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
US dolls. Reccomend a charity that helps with escape I can ask people to donate to when they ask me for my spicy files
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I find it is exceptionally transphobic that the best description of the “I mean I like girls, but I can’t tell if I want to date them or..” to “This is my t4t polycule” pipeline…. Is MLM
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would dearly love a copy of “The Night Cage”, though I’ve never had the funds or social circles to justify it… just had a lovely idea of being able to win one over ã few hands of Mahjong with @xopherchan.bsky.social….
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Akagi Washizu Iwao
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember, that juicy coronation boob job was a dish chosen by competition to celebrate the Coronation of Starscream, and was originally called Nichons Reine Starscréme.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Despite the fact I am cursed with only 7 guests to any party i organise… If I invited you to a costume party where you had to come dressed as me, what you all wearing?
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Flushed Away Costumes
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone taking their sons to see the new old transformers movie, I have to admit, I tried to show it to mine, but he fell asleep half way through.. which is a bit rude considering he’s named after one of the characters in it.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking into starting a go fund me to transition into a biblically accurate angel
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quietly to aide “put it with the others”
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING: Rod and Todd Flanders will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Broken little bones and distant tears
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran wouldn’t see a problem with Soylent green rationing
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran would one hundred percent hide a zombie bite.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Jem & The Holograms will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Jem and the Holograms: Pink Hair Power
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Xueting C. Ni 倪雪婷 (she, they) @xuetingni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our title reveals to China +100 begin today, join us in celebrating Sinophone creativity during ESEA Heritage Month, as we count down to publication day @commapress.bsky.social , which happens around the wonderful time of Mid-Autumn Festival! 1/ #books #sff #chinese commapress.co.uk/books/china-...
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China + 100 | Comma Press
£11.99 (Paperback / Anthology) - Lu Hang, Zhou Dedong, Ling Chen , Dan Shi , He Zun and others
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The JK Lovecraft rule You can enjoy content from problematic creators if… Doing so does not actively harm others/validate their harm You acknowledge the inherent problems on the work and consider it a snapshot of the time. They are dead.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Jesus fucking Christ I need to do so much people inv this week and I just want to lay on the couch with something soft curled up on my lap getting its hair stroked.
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Xueting C. Ni 倪雪婷 (she, they) @xuetingni.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In the light of Seven Sea's recent acquisition of Priest's 天涯客 Faraway Wanderers (WoH), reiterating what I've been saying for years, her other Wuxia Legend of Fei is one of contemporary works in the genre, and I'd love to be able to give it an official English translation. #books #sff #Chinese
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I remember when this was £9.11
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You either die as Lion-o, or live long enough to become Ronald McDonald
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dear Hasbro. I intend to create a series of products using The Transformers. This includes a Megatron themed sex toy, and an Optimus prime themed microtruck. If you decide to take me to court, I’ll use your lack of legal action against the DHS as evidence of brand abandonment.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The blood calls blood. The blood calls, calls, calls the blood. Blood calls. Blood calls. The blood. The blood. The calls.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.”
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Dawn 🏳️‍⚧️ @dawnellenhodgson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you want to help Ganon but don’t want to comission me there’s also a Ko-fi ko-fi.com/baeholder
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A weird element of my Prosopagnosia. I have an absolute struggle to remember Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe at the same time. Same with Bill Hicks and Denis Leary.
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I bought the gay skeleton blankie!
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Dynamic pricing I agree with.. Here are 100 editions of something. The first one is £10. The second is £11. The last 50 will be £60 each. I like this. Dynamic pricing I agree with.. Ah, I see you already own 2 houses. This third one will incur 100% stamp duty I love this
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Macula @macula.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Any journalists in my sky who want access to Chinese scifi writers, drop me a line. Big event/launch happening in the UK in October.
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