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Well then ordering works too (but I agree, order from an actual store instead of Amazon)

I actually did inherent a full matching dinner set from some friends and I took out one bowl and one of each size plate and the rest are all just sitting in a box until I have a home

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 6h

And ikea deserves no disrespect 😤

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 6h

The one I have is yellow actually despite that not being an option so if you can I'd recommend going in person if there's one near you!

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 6h

I live alone with no dishwasher, I only need the one smh

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 6h

My only fear is that she may already have all the good board games on account of my entire family being board game nerds

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 7h

The microscope I was looking at said it "includes 16 biological specimens on 4 prepared slides" to get her started!

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 9h

And also another age-appropriate board game too while we're at it

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 9h

Or should I be a proper uncle and get both

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 9h

If you were a 4yo being influenced by your scientific uncle for Christmas, would you prefer kits for running specific scientific demos or a digital microscope to have more freeform scientific fun

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 14h

No no works for that it just goes against my internalized understanding of how board games are stored and throws me for a loop

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 14h

Valid and fun but being stored in a front-facing format is WILD to me

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I'm actually at the front of the line Everyone else get behind me

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Me when I'm an old timey dog trying to explain that someone fell and is trapped

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know who else is a Holmes you could stan? Sherlock. Get to sleuthing.

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I should have done that instead fml

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hydrogen bonds are the cuck chairs of chemistry

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Everyone that had a nice day outside at the beach or in nature today needs to send me $5 for being stuck at work

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I just think that if you're hot and volunteer with me you should also be single and willing to fall in love

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

But like she never knows what days are gonna be days I spend more time at home with her 🥺

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Realizing that Pidgey has no consistent concept of what a weekend is

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Back suddenly started spasming at work, should I call a mortician?

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Honestly? Fianchi dondolano

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Is there anyone on the ballot working on fixing this?

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's cruel that my research doesn't automatically analyze its own data and form a nice slidedeck for me to present on its own

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It's October, you know what that means 😍 *adds Vitamin D supplements to shopping list*

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That happens every Friday, let the obliques have their moment

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It flows just as smoothly as biceptember if you're delusional ✨

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You gotta get ready for Obliquetober tomorrow

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's because she's a lesbian, hope this helps

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Being "responsible" by doing work during work hours instead of leaving early to gay guy magic night

Lisa Frank dolphins swimming in a circle. Rainbow text reads "blissfully succumb to the whirling blackness of eternal oblivion".

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Deal, that's only a few hours away from my family

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Okay but my version of a beach wedding is a rocky autumnal beach if that's alright

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Not to brag but my credit score just reached "exceptional" if anyone wants to get married

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Consider the humble crushed red pepper

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Gary is winning me over a little too

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I disagree with this elimination

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I'm rooting for Connie and Clara and Yannis I think

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Danni cannot last long in this

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Somebody raise the PhD stipend so I can actually afford a car without declaring bankruptcy pls

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Chicago Transit Authority you have done me a disservice today

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