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Sam

@macroplasticz.bsky.social

3.2K followers 643 following 3.1K posts

Late-20s, he/they, Chicago Material Science & Engineering, Chemistry, Baking, Pokemon, DnD, Board Games Personal account 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 Fuck ICE www.instagram.com/thetruestsam

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10h

They should invent an apartment that cleans itself

Shirtless pic of me in white shorts after deep cleaning my apartment. I still need to clean my kitchen sink and counter and stovetop.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Being "responsible" by doing work during work hours instead of leaving early to gay guy magic night

Lisa Frank dolphins swimming in a circle. Rainbow text reads "blissfully succumb to the whirling blackness of eternal oblivion".

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Soup 2 is better

Soup.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Like look at this shit! It's ugly!!!

Chemical structures showing side reactions in Polyethylene Terephthalate synthesis.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've got the first soup of the season cooking 🥰

Lisa Frank Unicorn with the text "WE ARE MISTAKEN IF WE BELIEVE WE ARE IN POSSESSION OF THE TRUTH"

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As shown by the agony in my face, I ran 4 miles with no warmup after not running in over a year

Me shirtless in agony.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got praised for carrying several boxes of cans at once

Monkey neurons activated.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Homophobic dog

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Woke up with a runny nose

Stinky bald bitch from a mobile ad, you can help her.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Fun fact: Bees break down the sucrose found in nectar into fructose and glucose for their honey to create a stable food supply year-round

Thigh tattoo showing a sucrose molecule next to a line of hexagons reminiscent of honeycomb.

Lots more hexagons reminiscent of honeycomb.

Hexagons that blend into the chemical structures of fructose and glucose.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Which do we like more

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

They shot me in the head today

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Me protecting NMR from Michael RadPlanets

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Guess who needs to get a tooth removed

A brown tabby cat being held in the crook of an arm as she anxiously waits in a vet office.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

It was Pidgey's Gotcha Day, what did you get her?

Pidgey looking cute

Pidgey reaching for the heavens.

Pidgey getting pet.

Pidgey throttling you by the throat.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Did you know: my current physical manifestation has TWO arms, one on either side of my torso

Me flexing in a white t-shirt and also wearing a backpack at the ripe old age of 27 because somehow I'm still in school.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I've got this beautiful and delicious golden apple for the winner

A golden apple devised to sew discord.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

7 miles today!

Me sitting my the lake with the Chicago skyline as I take a little breather from roller blading.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Hashtag EmCeeEm

Monochrome selfie of me in my underwear in a dirty mirror.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Coworker asked me if I can help move a couch a few blocks after work today

Muscular Jar Jar Binks.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Honestly a nice saturated yellow is rising in the rankings for good colors imo

Me in my room wearing yellow shirt and yellow underwear and I was wearing yellow shorts earlier but that's not pictured.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The lakefront was covered in debris and also I'm bad at skating, somebody fix this

Me with roller skates with a view of the Chicago skyline across from a little stretch of Lake Michigan.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Charst update

Me shirtless in my room.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Picnic outfit + Cake

Me holding Pidgey at home.

Black forest cake in a picnic setting. Green deviled eggs in the background.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

So this is 27

Selfie of me flexing in my mirror at home wearing a SWORD necklace not a cross.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

If I may be so bold, yum

Chocolate/cinnamon marbled banana bread sitting on foil on a table at work.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Joyous dolphin meme.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I vacuumed, please clap

Mirror selfie of me in olive green shorts and no shirt flexing bicep.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Did you know? Her

Pidgey.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I have just rewatched the entire first season of Russian Doll and idk if it helped but it did something

A container of homemade chocolate chip cookies.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Nvm I dropped it all over the floor

Axolotl plushie in fire saying "I'm seriously at my limit"

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Pidgey sitting in bed and being photogenic.

Pidgey craving treats.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

New bench press PR :)

Shirtless selfie of me in my room.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Therapist gave me permission to feel a deep and fundamental fatigue

Lisa Frank style coffee and donut with the caption "The Emptiness Inside Is Mine And Mine Alone" I choose to believe it was not originally made using AI.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

They're wheels you dummy

Pidgey the cat being scared.

Pidgey the cat looking at me with alarm from atop her tree.

Pidgey sniffing my padded hand.

Pidgey inspecting the wheels of the skates with fear.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Me: wow it's been a while since I took a day off, I'd love a vacation My humble immune system:

Westley from The Princess Bride saying "as you wish," indicating that my body has shut down and I'm in bed suffering from ailments and maladies.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Walked 8 miles and went to 11 book stores today but now I get 10% off for the next year 🎉

My table showing a bookmark saying "I ❤️ Independent Bookstores", a sticker that says "ChiLoveBooks" with a cool bird, a book passport with 11 stamps, a card showing that I visited at least 10 stores, "The Unbroken" by CL Clark, "The Brothers Karamazov" by Dostoevsky, "Waste Wars" by Alexander Clapp, and a set of granite-colored dice for dnd.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Yeah

Sexy shrekette.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Got it

Sniper but cunty

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Purrpetrator of lots of the mess but doing ZERO cleaning

Pidgey standing on her cat tree that's been moved to the middle of the room so I can clean where it typically is. She is leaning into my hand for chin scritches.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I'd been meaning to crop this tank a smidge for literally months

Me in a pink hat and red tank top that is slightly cropped and black shorts.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Tbh it looks like it could use a fancy new product...

The a - ball.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Who want profiterole

Me holding a case of homemade profiteroles. My little studio apartment is boiling with the heat of the oven.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Oh, okay :/

Sexy shrekette.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Aretha Franklin "Great Mounds, Beautiful Mounds"

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Witch of the Wastes :)

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I will abuse this information

Kicking legs while smiling at phone.

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I found it for him :)

Theranos.top settings with "Mute account" highlighted.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

I'm whimsymaxxing, you wouldn't understand

Mirror of me in the work bathroom wearing a propellor cap.

Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Hello from jim

Selfie of me in the gym lockerroom.