iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

There's a new trend at the gym where people are completely leaving the equipment and not putting anything down to claim it and then showing up after you've finished a single set to continue 😍

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New potential grad student looks like a younger clone of me, I need to defend asap so there's only one

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My boss sending out an angry email last week demanding that more people attend a weekly update meeting (many of us were sick last week) only for him to skip the meeting this week lmao

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This autumn I think we should all say thank you to Buffy Summers

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Paused in the middle of making soup to go to a wine tasting, hashtag HotGirlAutumn

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Apparently my hometown is going viral for leftist infighting so that's cute I guess

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lobothomas would be a beautiful name for a baby boy tbh

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I just bought some Jarlic, do we all feel normal about this now?

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I have opted to develop another gym crush

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Whoops finally looked at my bank account after all the vet bills 🫠

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Hate reading old chemistry papers because it's like nobody figured out how to draw a good chemical structure until 2010

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The vet said that all the techs loved Pidgey (and they TOTALLY don't say that about all the cats)

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Okay so the chicken lentil soup I made was just okay, what soup should I make next

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First real gym day in over two weeks and I'm being sooo brave about it

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I may not have won at Gay Guy Magic Night but for once I was the threat everyone needed to get out 🥰

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hm had a nice breakthrough in my work but now this project that's been on the back burner needs to move up and my number of major active projects has increased...

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Who tf established that when things are sown they have to be reaped later? I don't want that shit

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've got the first soup of the season cooking 🥰

Lisa Frank Unicorn with the text "WE ARE MISTAKEN IF WE BELIEVE WE ARE IN POSSESSION OF THE TRUTH"

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As shown by the agony in my face, I ran 4 miles with no warmup after not running in over a year

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got praised for carrying several boxes of cans at once

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me when I'm a fishing lure:

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Out sick for most of the week and then there weren't any joyous celebrations or fanfare when I came back?? Looking for a new job where I'm properly appreciated

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The secret scientists don't want you to know is that every liquid has a density of 1 unless I say otherwise

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hm these cold symptoms are suddenly feeling more flu-y

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I do think that Ziwe deserves every journalism award

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Sam @macroplasticz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Did y'all hear I got a new tattoo

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Also fun fact, when I was a kid my family kept bees for a couple years and I sold honey on the side of the street like it was a lemonade stand

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Just spent a full hour on the stairmaster and I think I died

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Fun fact: Bees break down the sucrose found in nectar into fructose and glucose for their honey to create a stable food supply year-round

Thigh tattoo showing a sucrose molecule next to a line of hexagons reminiscent of honeycomb.

Lots more hexagons reminiscent of honeycomb.

Hexagons that blend into the chemical structures of fructose and glucose.

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