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MacRib @macrib.net · 25/06/2026
all the way cooked chicken B3
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MacRib @macrib.net · 25/06/2026
mostlyway cooked chicken, updates will arise
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MacRib @macrib.net · 24/06/2026
halfwayly cooked chicken,, stay tuned!!
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MacRib @macrib.net · 24/06/2026
uncooked chicken, will keep yall updated
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MacRib @macrib.net · 20/06/2026
bad news yall
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MacRib @macrib.net · 06/06/2026
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MacRib @macrib.net · 06/06/2026
breathing in that secondhand smoke from inside of my friends mouth # >w<#
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MacRib @macrib.net · 05/06/2026
i wanna die lmao
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transsexual anarchy CEO 🔆🥦 @bella.meangirls.online · 05/05/2026
i've been laughing at this for like five minutes straight
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MacRib @macrib.net · 14/04/2026
@ultimate2309.bsky.social fuck you i dont have to listen to that DNI im a big girl now!
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MacRib @macrib.net · 09/04/2026
meow
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MacRib @macrib.net · 08/04/2026
my friends keep calling me a dog and i argue with them but they can see my tail wagging. my totally human tail..
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MacRib @macrib.net · 08/04/2026
i wanna be popular but i cant handle compliments and have an even worse time handling hate. i wanna be the girl that everyone just. knows.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2026
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Panel 1: At the top it says "Beginning of year:" A man with messy dark brown hair and a green t-shirt is standing next to Shen, saying "This year, I'm gonna become rich!" Shen is saying "I'm gonna become goth!"

Panel 2: The man points at Shen and laughs manically, saying "HAHAHAHA!! What a dumb resolution!" Shen just looks back at him sadly.

Panel 3: At the top it says "End of year:" The man is now in a payphone booth, with raindrops outside hitting the glass in the night sky. He has 5-o-clock shadow. He's on the phone asking someone "Hey dude ... Can I borrow some money?"

Panel 4: It's revealed to be Shen he's talking to, who is smiling smugly on his phone, in full goth getup. To describe the getup: His hair is dyed a super dark brown, and has "X" and ankh shaped hair clips. His hair also has bright purple highlights. He has dark purple eyeshadow and eyeliner former the bottoms of "X"s below his eyes. He's wearing a choker, 2 necklaces, and tank top with mesh sleeves. He also has a mesh bracelet, purple-painted nails, and his phone has a charm of the Sanrio character Kuromi.
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MacRib @macrib.net · 03/01/2026
SGHDFHSGFDGSFDGHSFHSGFGHDFHGSF
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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · 27/12/2025
Tumblr post by and-fishing-equipment reading

"in 2026 DO NOT ask yourself whether your art is GOOD

instead ask:

- Is it SINCERE
- is it CATHARTIC
- was it FUN TO MAKE
- is it MADE BY ME

and don't forget to stay silly"
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MacRib @macrib.net · 01/01/2026
someone just liked my post but their bio says "mdni" what do i do
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MacRib @macrib.net · 01/01/2026
uggghhhh i have to email @mcchris.bsky.social about if i can publish this but im scaredddd #music #musicproduction
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MacRib @macrib.net · 13/12/2025
i love being at that phase in my relationship with my sister where she just uses gender neutral and masculine language but is also very happy for me about the estrogen #siblings #transitiongoals
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MacRib @macrib.net · 06/10/2025
every song needs a part that goes "suffa suffa, me don get no rougha"
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MacRib @macrib.net · 14/08/2025
in the i fucked up club. straight up “cutting it”. and by “it”. haha, well. let’s justr say. My writs
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MacRib @macrib.net · 28/05/2025
if i had a nickel for every time i memed while dirnk, i woidlnt be able to count my bickles
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Milky Way’s Florida
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🎀CHIHUAHUA ✨ARM WRESTLED AJR💪 @agypsychihuahua.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
It’s the crewww @gintoki23.bsky.social @vinylmix.pony.gg @piemations.com @zachtothefuller.bsky.social @probluesplayer.bsky.social @crunchycrowe.com @xycron.tv #piechat
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MacRib @macrib.net · 18/05/2025
netflix? you mean that machine for young sheldon and john mulaney and excruciating anxiety attacks?
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MacRib @macrib.net · 16/05/2025
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Fern Lovebond @fernlove.bond · 11/05/2025
#TransRights #HumanRights #DontBeATesticle
Image of Barbie and Ken dolls with text superimposed:
"Ever notice how neither of these popular toys has genitals but kids never had any issues working out what either should be called, woman or man? They were told Barbie is a woman and Ken is a man and they accepted that. Next time you see a trans person, don't worry about what's in their pants: just accept their gender as they describe it. It harms nobody to be a decent human being."
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
My painting COUNTRY HOUSE
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MacRib @macrib.net · 11/05/2025
atheists really jerk me off
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MacRib @macrib.net · 08/05/2025
quote repost with what jerks you off (/goob)
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puff 🐇🌈🎀 @puffilee.com · 27/04/2025
please support ur friends making creative shit in this cruel world. u have no idea how much a kind comment can mean to an artist when every website just tries to make you focus on the numbers
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MacRib @macrib.net · 06/05/2025
this is my 80th bsky post, guess im gay or something
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MacRib @macrib.net · 01/05/2025
new cocktail idea, i call it a cock’s comb. pico de gallo or salsa fresca and tequila. drink it to have a fun time!
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MacRib @macrib.net · 01/05/2025
no one told me the image didnt upload
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MacRib @macrib.net · 23/04/2025
instagram is scary bc if my finger slips, im suddenly not sending a meme to my friend margaret, but rather to Brian O’Halloran or Raegan Revord from Clerks or Young Sheldon respectively
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MacRib @macrib.net · 20/04/2025
Movies that take place where you're from (top gun)
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MacRib @macrib.net · 19/04/2025
god made writers because we need the ratio of suicidal ideation to suicidal tendencies to be 9:1
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MacRib @macrib.net · 17/04/2025
takin a shit in my new house #shitpost
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/04/2025
Like the fact I haven’t thought about Matt Walsh or Matt y in months sometimes is actually amazing and I don’t feel like there’s any loss because of it
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MacRib @macrib.net · 10/04/2025
every time i go on a walk i have to walk by the pussy fence
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MacRib @macrib.net · 09/04/2025
takin a shit in my new house #shitpost
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Woke Gaster, the royal scientist @tsunamicat108.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
61 days.
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MacRib @macrib.net · 04/04/2025
i am an amateur plumber, which means i can plunge a toilet most of the time
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MacRib @macrib.net · 04/04/2025
-puts YT in username -doesnt have a youtube channel -puts VA in username -ISNT A VOICE ACTOR OR FROM VIRGINIA #omg #IAMSOFUCKINGPISSEDATYOU
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MacRib @macrib.net · 02/04/2025
you can tell a steam profile is a transfem’s if they have no dota items and over 200 tf2 items
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I want to make a frittata that I used to make. It had sweet potatoes, cinnamon, spinach and ground lamb. It was highly enjoyable. It uses 9 eggs, so it’s $42,000.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/04/2025
Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It theonion.com/only-ba...
Only Bag Of Chips Big Enough For Funeral Reception Says ‘Party Size!’ On It
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