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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They work so well that one day you forget why you even take them so you stop. Then you do dumb shit and remember why you were taking antipsychotics. Then you forget again and the cycle repeats. The hardest part is to accept that you need them forever.
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
antipsychotics really do just make you not psychotic that's crazy bro
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ladies ladies stop I’m just an humble redditor
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
If you use « 🚀 » you’re probably a corpo fuck
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Feeling shy and blushing because my country is embarrassing
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
« Jordan Bardella a chié dans l’amphi N le caca a coulé sur ses chaussures » avec la police de the amazing digital circus
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 07/06/2026
i love trans women exhibit 848147373
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Thanks to @gooseworx.bsky.social and everyone involved in tadc at @glitchprod.com . The final was awesome (I cried).
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
What’s the matter homophobic boy ? Afraid you might see genuine love ?
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Salut ! J'utilise WhatsApp.
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
My brain so fried you can probably eat it like a succulent Chinese meal
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Une loupe avec écrit « Le gouvernement » brulant à l’aide du soleil une fourmis avec écrit « nous »
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Pire mail que j’ai jamais reçu de ma vie
Mail de linked in : Learn more about TotalEnergies and discover other Pages you might be interested in following.
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I love gameoverse but I hope flappers fucking dies
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Marcel @marcelaiphan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
C’est une mine d’or inépuisable, les archives de Sarkozy 🤩
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Rats are once again gonna get a bad rep because of hantavirus
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 09/05/2026
The world is becoming harsher for transgender people right now. Darkness stretches before and behind them, and the pain is growing. Their wish remains simple — to love who they love and live true to themselves🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 This is why we must join hands and change the world with compassion.
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It seems like there are a lot of furries in this world especially online and in queer communities, yet I never met one in real life. Do I give off anti-furry energy for them to not want to interact with me or tell me about their furry hobbies ? It’s upsetting me a bit, I must be the problem…
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Feeling like spongebob after getting this png badge @kde.org
« I donated, KDE fundraiser 2025 » with kde mascot in the middleSpongebob meme with satisfied expression
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Miku !! Tu dois sauver Hyrule Miku !!
Hatsune miku moddée dans Ocarina of time, elle se tient en face de Zelda. Le dialogue dit "Oh ? C'est quoi ça?)
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KrysaliaH ✂️🔴💾 @krysaliah.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Moi à chaque fois que j'entends parler de ce que fout le gouvernement
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
He should look like this, unplayable !!!
Scary-ass realistic mario
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Kemar avec une expression choquée
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
hey f you man I can't sleep. #animalcrossing
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Took the time to customize my KDE #linux #miku #vocaloid #fastfetch
Hatsune Miku themed linux desktop
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 15,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- NANCY: OH, DEAR - - I BETTER GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK

P2- NANCY IS LISTENING TO THE RADIO AS SHE BEGINS OF DO HER HOMEWORK 

RADIO ANNOUNCER: ... SCIENTISTS ARE NOW WORKING ON A NEW SUPER-ATOM BOMB 2000 TIMES MORE
DESTRUCTIVE - -

P3- NANCY IMAGINES AN ATOM BOMB 
HURDLING TOWARDS THE EARTH 

P4- NANCY CRINGES AS SHE IMAGINES THE EARTH EXPLODING 

P5-NANCY : SOMEHOW THAT HOMEWORK DOESN'T SEEM VERY IMPORTANT

NANCY THROWS HER HOMEWORK ON THE FLOOR…
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arkani korvo (KaleidosPop) @arkanikorvo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Le ruissellement
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Kendrick vs Drake ou Le Pape vs Trump ?
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palsy 🧉🍂 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
guys it's been a few days. do we have any updates on this situation
Sabrina Carpenter plans to kill Hatsune Miku on April 8
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fafnirprintf.bsky.social @fafnirprintf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Yes j'ai eu le temps de prendre le post + le prompt aussi
Capture d'écran de 2 post bluesky de BFMTV avec sur le 1er ecrit "une crise politique sans précédent, les démocrates appellent officiellement à destituer au plus vite Donald Trump" 

Le 2ieme post juste en dessous avec ecrit "Ameliore cette phrase: les démocrates appellent officiellement à destituer au plus vite Donald Trump"
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𝗇𝗌𝗈 @nso.ovh · 07/04/2026
stolen @stalememes.bsky.social
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Head Librarian Luci @librarianluci.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It is so easy, so cheap, to just not buy stuff.... and yet nostalgia is enough reason for many people to throw aside their morals.
A twitter interaction meme which has been edited to be about harry potter.

Hollywood O: "Don't quote me but I'm pretty sure our generation would've fought back during slavery!" 2 laughing emojis

S, quote-tweeting: "Y'all can't even boycott [harry potter]"
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Wikipedia is down billions must go to the library
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I will find and eliminate all redditors
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Machine à rat 🐀 @machinearat.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
What is that in my iPhone gallery ? Is it a virus ?
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