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Machete Von Kill

@machetevonkill.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.2K following 1.3K posts

Spreader of shenanigans. Thrower of knives. Lover of pro wrestling, horror and music. Mother of cat. Woman in the Cannabis industry. Strange and unusual. Kinda feral.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social Effy and Manders are both doing Whatnot tonight. Daddy at 7:30 and that big sexy cowboy at 8.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a chaotic last couple of days, it was nice to have a night out with the bestie and some GCDub.
KJ OrsoDr. Redacted Marko Stunt
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is it wrong that I totally love that?
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, @thadeawitch.bsky.social, Daddy will be on the not of what at 7:30 this evening. He says it's gonna get crazy. That's reason enough to show up for @effylives.com
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Death match themed arts n crafts project... I can post this here because Karin doesn't use this platform. I'm not finished yet, but here's a peek at her death match bday flowers. I've only stabbed myself once and burned myself with the hot glue 3 times. 🤦‍♀️😂
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm still waiting for Muppet Rocky Horror and Muppet Princess Bride.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Pssst @thadeawitch.bsky.social, @effylives.com is on Twitch right meow.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope Big Tom is okay. #RevPro
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Booooooo! Fuck FTR. #RevPro
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You watching RevPro? 🤼‍♂️
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🖤❤️🖤
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
BUY TICKETS 1PM CST - www.ticketweb.com/event/nhb-10... DOUBLE HEADER WEEKEND with SATURDAY in INDIANA!!! PLAN TRAVEL NOW!!
ticketweb.com
Tickets for NHB 103
Find tickets for NHB: The Chains showing at the Pop's Concert Venue - Sauget, US Friday Nov 27, 7:00PM
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
⛓️‍💥🇯🇵🇬🇧🇺🇸⛓️‍💥 THE CHAINS ⛓️‍💥 ARE COMING to POP’s NIGHTCLUB in SAUGET IL!!! LIVE!! FRIDAY NOVEMBER 27th - POP’s NIGHTCLUB - SAUGET, IL - 7PM DOORS 🚪- 8PM BELLTIME 🛎️
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
⛓️‍💥NHB SAUGET IL⛓️‍💥 INTERNATIONAL WARFARE ⛓️‍💥🇬🇧🇯🇵🇺🇸⛓️‍💥🇬🇧🇯🇵🇺🇸⛓️‍💥 TICKETS GO ON SALE TOMORROW TUESDAY AUGUST 11th at 1PM CST (2PM EST) THIS WILL BE A INTERNATIONAL 🌍 AFFAIR!!
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Tomorrow is your shot at making NHB and those beautiful damn chains⛓️a soulgasm in your near future. The links and info are below. Don't be dumb. Don't miss out on this. Reserved seating will go QUICK!
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
NOBODY does it like Danny DeManto and his crew! Even the gang of regular NHB ⛓️‍💥 fans that follow from city to city are an experience that must be a part of your life.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey yo! You NEED to check this out. Whether you've been to a death match show hundreds of times, or have yet to take in your first, you absolutely need to check out a NHB show.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lol why you yellin'?
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I have never cheered harder for Gary Jay in my life. Fuck you, Orin. I hope you stub your toe backstage 🖕🖕 #GCWPlay
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Yay! I need an EFFY fix and all of the lovely peeps in the chat.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@thadeawitch.bsky.social that sexy cowboy will be on the not of what tomorrow.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Same
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social, it appears all the cool kids have plans tomorrow. whatnot.com/s/73ohR11V
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Eating paint, attending Klan rallies and f*cking their family members.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I love this for you
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
All Elite Comedy returns. The night before All Out, we go all…near. No, we don’t know who the guests are yet, but we will pressure some notable people into an evening they will regret.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
GCDub time, baby #GCWBYW8
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Gayng shit
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Merry Geebmas!
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July, youse guys
Manders on a shark for no reason what so ever.EFFY as a cat with a pew pew, riding a fire breathing unicorn, because why not?
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Return of the Living Dead Day! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️
Still of the opening scene of Return of the Living Dead.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@thadeawitch.bsky.social we have a meeting Sunday on Whatnot, so sayeth our divine leader @effylives.com
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Was last night as bad as you had anticipated @thadeawitch.bsky.social? I was enjoying the evening songs from swamp frogs accompanied by a dazzling light show by the local fireflies when someone from the subdivision thru the woods from us started setting off an obnoxious amount of fireworks.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
At least I didn't use AI 😆🤷‍♀️
Subscribe to Weekend At EFFY's on Patreon.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm sorry. I hope you have a nice spot to hide out. I think the community show is Saturday, but between the locals and the tourists it's gonna be pretty much constant around here. Everybody thinks they are a pyro expert and has to outdo everyone else. I feel horrible for the wildlife, pets and vets.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It is neither July, nor dark and the idiots are out lighting fireworks.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#BaldOnBaldViolence #GCWLife
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Same. He and Manders work so well together. I swear they get better and meaner every match.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It sounds kinda dumb, but knowing this match was coming up has kept me going this week. It's gonna be a HOSS FIGHT and I'm living for it. 🤼‍♂️
GCW match graphic for The Butcher & The Blade vs Cowboy Way
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Huge. My eyeballs may fall out. Lol
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I hope everyone has a super fun time how ever they are enjoying #ForbiddenDoor tonight.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Chicken, pickled beets and pasta salad (unless you put olives in it, in which case I'm leaving). Honorable mention to grilled pineapple rings, because they are divine.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
If you were a subscriber to @weekendateffys.bsky.social patreon, today would feel like Christmas. @effylives.com and @lowskydance.bsky.social just dropped so much goodness for us to enjoy.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I lost interest in the match pretty quick. I dunno if I was just too tired by that point or what, but yeah. Cowboy Way vs KJ Orso and Sam Stackhouse was a lot of fun to watch tho.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's never a bad thing to start a show with The Cowboy Way #GCWWanted 🤼‍♂️
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@eviluno.bsky.social What flavor of ice cream describes your life? #AskUnoStuff
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Someday, I'm gonna find a wrestling historian that can hook me up with more info than I've been able to track down.
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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This popped up in my "memories" today on that other platform... I haven't been able to find much except for a couple of newspaper clippings and an event flyer, but my relative Barney, wrestled in Mexico during the 1930s and 40s as Otto Lugger (I've seen it as Otto Luger, too).
Genealogy is dope! My love of wrestling is genetic and this is photographic proof.
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