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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a chaotic last couple of days, it was nice to have a night out with the bestie and some GCDub.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Death match themed arts n crafts project... I can post this here because Karin doesn't use this platform. I'm not finished yet, but here's a peek at her death match bday flowers. I've only stabbed myself once and burned myself with the hot glue 3 times. 🤦‍♀️😂

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@thadeawitch.bsky.social that sexy cowboy will be on the not of what tomorrow.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social, it appears all the cool kids have plans tomorrow. whatnot.com/s/73ohR11V

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Happy Return of the Living Dead Day! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

Still of the opening scene of Return of the Living Dead.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

@thadeawitch.bsky.social we have a meeting Sunday on Whatnot, so sayeth our divine leader @effylives.com

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

At least I didn't use AI 😆🤷‍♀️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It sounds kinda dumb, but knowing this match was coming up has kept me going this week. It's gonna be a HOSS FIGHT and I'm living for it. 🤼‍♂️

GCW match graphic for The Butcher & The Blade vs Cowboy Way

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This popped up in my "memories" today on that other platform... I haven't been able to find much except for a couple of newspaper clippings and an event flyer, but my relative Barney, wrestled in Mexico during the 1930s and 40s as Otto Lugger (I've seen it as Otto Luger, too).

Genealogy is dope! My love of wrestling is genetic and this is photographic proof.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I gave you incorrect information, the Whatnot is on Friday

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Make sure to wish EFFY a very happy birthday today. Better yet, join the Weekend At EFFY's Patreon!

Lil Mancer and Lil Steph surprising Lil EFFY on his birthday.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Celebrating my forever fave and the forever icon, Marilyn Monroe on what would have been her 100th birthday.

My edit of a photo of Marilyn in a limo, blowing out the candle on her birthday cake.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

More of my basic dumbassery... it's a miracle Effy and Manders put up with my nonsense. I hope it makes you giggle.

Effy and Manders as "American Gothic" by Grant Wood

Effy as Buzz Lightyear (he's fine) and Manders as Woody from Toy Story

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Hey, @thadeawitch.bsky.social I have not seen an official announcement from Daddy @effylives.com, but I saw this on the what of not.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

The cowboy will also be on the not of what tomorrow.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

She talked about NOTHING for 2 hrs and 5 min straight. End the madness, I beg you. #ICantStandMyCoworker

My face when the dumb b I work with starts talking.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Here we go... I'm gonna feel some feels tonight. #gcwholy 🤼‍♂️

How did Effy and Manders go from besties to fighting each other? Where do they go from here? Watch GCW Holy Smokes live on Triller TV.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

It's starting to feel like Christmas around here. Also, I'm really thankful that @effylives.com puts up with my silly bullshit. Lol

Lil Effy's Christmas party with guests Annabelle, Frankenstein, Chelsea Green, Steph De Lander and Mance Warner.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Went on shopaew to buy a Hey EW wrap shirt and got this... now I'm even sadder than I already was. (I am really happy for @rjcity.bsky.social tho. He deserves to have all of his merch sell out) #HeyEW #RJistheeebest

The latest Hey!EW shirt is sold out. I may or may not cry again.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

If you see this cowboy, tell him Happy Birthday. I mean, you can say it to me too, but yeah.

Wish my bday twin, 1 Called Manders a happy birthday.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

I mean, why just today? Why not every day?

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Wooo hooo! I meet the coolest people because of pro wrestling.

Myself, Busty Shackleford, Val Pancakes and Karin at KOTDM in Indianapolis, IN

Me and TANK! I have watched this man give and receive some positively evil shit in the ring, but he's so nice outside of the ring.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

I attended King of the Deathmatches tonight (well, technically last night, since it's almost 3 am) and watched Hoodfoot and Phil Insane use a 5 gallon bucket of chicken feet as a weapon. CHICKEN FEET!?!? Deathmatch wrestling is unreal.

Chicken foot from the 1st round of King of the Deathmatches- Hoodfoot vs Phil Insane.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

Not my photo, but this was Torch Lake about an hour and a half ago.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Are you watching this on GCW's Youtube!? If not, #1 you suck #2 you just missed Mike Santana vs Bear Bronson #3 you're missing Effy and Emil on commentary But, it's not too late to redeem yourself. Tune in, donate and support! www.youtube.com/live/zom59X0...

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

I made it back, alive and in one piece, from Harpo's. I had so much fun at GCW Evil Deeds. Probably more fun than a person should be allowed to have. I haven't had a chance to go thru all of the photos I took, but this is obviously my favorite of the evening.

Manders, MVK and EFFY at Harpo's in Detroit, MI. We're big deals. Aaaaaand we're frickin cute AF!

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

I am dumb. It's actually show 3 of the "tour" lol. I forgot we went to Livonia and Berwyn for ICW NHB in April.

Squeeeeeee! Ima fangirl like a Mutha. I heart deathmatch wrestling

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Pssst... Whatnot... You should do it.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Welp, I found out the raccoon I've been chillin with all summer is a female and she has the two cutest little kits I've ever seen. Also JUST found out we have a bear, when it tried to join me for a doobie break. #LifeInTheWoods

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social, our dude Manders is on Whatnot tomorrow. Cc @sanbrunojess.bsky.social and all the cool kids. It's like he knows I'm broke. 😂

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

My bestie is awesome. And yes, I censored the name of my wrestling crush, because you don't need to know who it is. Lol

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Day 3 of GCW in Japan starts at 7 pm est on Triller. Are you planning on tuning in? Have you been watching? Do you just want me to shut up and go away? #GCWJapan 🤼‍♂️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

Are you watching Night 2 of Effy and Manders' Excellent Adventure? GCW is live on Triller right now. #GCWJapan 🤼‍♂️ @effylives.com

Effy and Manders as Bill and Ted.
Be excellent to each other and tune in right now.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Are you watching GCW from Japan tonight? Starts at 7 pm est on Triller.

Effy will totally tea bag your drumset if you don't watch GCW. Manders will call you ridiculous names.

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