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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

After a chaotic last couple of days, it was nice to have a night out with the bestie and some GCDub.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Hey, @thadeawitch.bsky.social, Daddy will be on the not of what at 7:30 this evening. He says it's gonna get crazy. That's reason enough to show up for @effylives.com

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Death match themed arts n crafts project... I can post this here because Karin doesn't use this platform. I'm not finished yet, but here's a peek at her death match bday flowers. I've only stabbed myself once and burned myself with the hot glue 3 times. 🤦‍♀️😂

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Hey yo! You NEED to check this out. Whether you've been to a death match show hundreds of times, or have yet to take in your first, you absolutely need to check out a NHB show.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I have never cheered harder for Gary Jay in my life. Fuck you, Orin. I hope you stub your toe backstage 🖕🖕 #GCWPlay

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

@thadeawitch.bsky.social that sexy cowboy will be on the not of what tomorrow.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hey @thadeawitch.bsky.social, it appears all the cool kids have plans tomorrow. whatnot.com/s/73ohR11V

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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

All Elite Comedy returns. The night before All Out, we go all…near. No, we don’t know who the guests are yet, but we will pressure some notable people into an evening they will regret.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Happy Return of the Living Dead Day! 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

Still of the opening scene of Return of the Living Dead.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

@thadeawitch.bsky.social we have a meeting Sunday on Whatnot, so sayeth our divine leader @effylives.com

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Was last night as bad as you had anticipated @thadeawitch.bsky.social? I was enjoying the evening songs from swamp frogs accompanied by a dazzling light show by the local fireflies when someone from the subdivision thru the woods from us started setting off an obnoxious amount of fireworks.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

At least I didn't use AI 😆🤷‍♀️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

It is neither July, nor dark and the idiots are out lighting fireworks.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

It sounds kinda dumb, but knowing this match was coming up has kept me going this week. It's gonna be a HOSS FIGHT and I'm living for it. 🤼‍♂️

GCW match graphic for The Butcher & The Blade vs Cowboy Way

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

I hope everyone has a super fun time how ever they are enjoying #ForbiddenDoor tonight.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If you were a subscriber to @weekendateffys.bsky.social patreon, today would feel like Christmas. @effylives.com and @lowskydance.bsky.social just dropped so much goodness for us to enjoy.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It's never a bad thing to start a show with The Cowboy Way #GCWWanted 🤼‍♂️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

This popped up in my "memories" today on that other platform... I haven't been able to find much except for a couple of newspaper clippings and an event flyer, but my relative Barney, wrestled in Mexico during the 1930s and 40s as Otto Lugger (I've seen it as Otto Luger, too).

Genealogy is dope! My love of wrestling is genetic and this is photographic proof.

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Dani aka Maid DeeDee❤️ @thadeawitch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

There's a #NGBC meeting on whatnot at 7pm tonight. Join @effylives.com and a great community for vibes! . I know @machetevonkill.bsky.social will be there!

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Who's watching GCDub with me? #GCWTime 🤼‍♂️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I hate that the term "weirdo" has become the go to when talking about members of the gross cult. Emotionally stunted, morally bankrupted, self absorbed, disgusting trash works just fine and doesn't put the wonderfully strange and unusual in the crossfire.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Juni Underwood vs Alec Price... I don't know who to cheer for. #BothTheseGuys #GCW605

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Dani and EFFY are exceptional human beings. I need you all to recognize and celebrate their awesomeness.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Got mine. My soul needed that. I hope peeps are paying attention, $10 cameo from EFFY is a steal!

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R Garner @rhgarner.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

I cannot emphasize the degree to which a data center next to a zoo is a massive endless Endangered Species Act violation. If this happens it /will/ be the end of the facility. Air quality issues kill birds. Constant loud noise destroys animal welfare. Both decimate visitorship. The zoo will close.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Dear Pollen, I need you to take a break for a minute. Yer killin me, Smalls.

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Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

TODAY! #MysteryWrestling26 is LIVE & FREE at 5:00 PM ET on: www.twitch.tv/EvilUno www.youtube.com/live/udOCQT5... Evil Uno & James “Twiggy” McGee will be on commentary! Stu Grayson & James Stone challenge The Invisible Man & A Mystery partner! #MysteryWrestling 🤼‍♂️

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Eddie Kingston vs 1 Called Manders was sooooo effin good!!! 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥 #RevPro

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Make sure to wish EFFY a very happy birthday today. Better yet, join the Weekend At EFFY's Patreon!

Lil Mancer and Lil Steph surprising Lil EFFY on his birthday.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Is wXw no longer on Triller? I went to watch their show from today after ToS and couldn't find anything newer than March. I seriously cannot afford another app. I cashed in points to get RevPro on demand for tomorrow.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I was really hoping for Takeda vs Vipress in the finals, but Takeda vs Mr. Danger will be a banger! #GCWToSXi

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iamals.bsky.social @iamals.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I am Tanea Brooks. I am Rebel. Now, I AM ALS. ALS may be terminal, but I'm showing up to fight as an Ambassador for I AM ALS, a patient-led movement pushing for real progress. I’m proud to join I AM ALS & I’m asking you to step into the ring with us → bit.ly/withrebel

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Celebrating my forever fave and the forever icon, Marilyn Monroe on what would have been her 100th birthday.

My edit of a photo of Marilyn in a limo, blowing out the candle on her birthday cake.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Wishing all of the homophobes and transphobes a super uncomfortable month.

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

More of my basic dumbassery... it's a miracle Effy and Manders put up with my nonsense. I hope it makes you giggle.

Effy and Manders as "American Gothic" by Grant Wood

Effy as Buzz Lightyear (he's fine) and Manders as Woody from Toy Story

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Machete Von Kill @machetevonkill.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Hey, @thadeawitch.bsky.social I have not seen an official announcement from Daddy @effylives.com, but I saw this on the what of not.

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