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If you’re thinking about watching Golden Ticket on Netflix. Don’t. It’s dreadful. Like a really bad clone of Squid Games. But with awful people.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Went to see my friend who opened the tattoo shop… and she drew on me!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just stuck Pointless on for a bit of teatime viewing. Oh lord. Who let Michael Ball out of his cage? Switched straight off again.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The lurgy has caught me.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone else keep getting these ‘I have a job for you please add me on WhatsApp’ spam calls. NGL I’m equally annoyed and curious. Might add one and see what happens.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve just had the most age appropriate moment ever, and now I’m crying. Came out of M&S took one look at the car park and forgot where I parked. 👴

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Afternoon appointment cancelled, so took myself to the beach for an hour.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

WTF. My car says 32c right now. It was 11c this morning. I’m in black trousers and a hoodie. 🥵

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’ve had a lush little Friday night. Went to the opening of my friends tattoo shop. Might have booked in for some work. 😬 Then a cute little concert celebrating 100 years of Gateshead Library! Featuring another friend! 🎶 I know…. 2 friends! Check me!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My work PC has Windows Hello (poor man’s Face ID), and every morning when it’s ’looking for me’ I pull the cheesiest grin. I’m sure it helps.

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Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras

ALT: Kailia's Big Grin on Toddlers and Tiaras

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So excited for the next Hunger Games film!

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Jonti Sparrow @jontisparrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Like most, I'd prefer a full game rather than a DLC and I'll be interested to see how well this ties in to the museum gameplay loop. But man, this is DRIPPING in charm. Can't wait! youtu.be/6cDErgmR7_s

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This THEME PARK DLC For Two Point Museum Looks AWESOME!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Found this little gem in M&S over the weekend. Reduced to 50p too!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Pie for lunch! Which one you having?

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When the drive thru window person slams the window shut to avoid awkward waiting conversation 🤣☠️

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They keep advertising Greggs Stilton and Steak Bake on the radio in the office. Its all I can think about now. Its too early to try one isn't it. Isn't it? 👀

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

This is my kind of petty 🤣

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Found these bad boys hiding in Tesco!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They keep cancelling it. And it keeps coming back! Hands down the best show Matt Groening makes.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Remember when Heinz made green ketchup 🤮

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Does anyone else have a Sky Stream box? Is yours as shit as mine? Just had to reboot it again because it thought it was 4am so couldn’t load any channels. 🤦‍♂️

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Had a little crazy moment in the rain today for our charity skate 🤣

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Been feeling really low the past few days, so I decided to take myself out for tea. Got the biggest thing on the menu, scoffed the lot. Then bought Milky Way Crispy Rolls on the way home. Much better!

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ben @benrs.uk · 25/08/2026

Steel Magnolias is on 4oD if anyone needs some Dolly to watch, Nine to Five on Disney+ too 💖

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Hearing about Dolly… feels like a punch in the stomach. 😢

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Awww why is it dark before 9pm?!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

New for 2027 - Snowdon Express Pass. Only £15.99 for one use.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

In true ADHD style, I got a burst of energy. Cleaned my bedroom. Dumped all the clutter in the spare bedroom to sort. Came down stairs with my glass from last night, washed up. Now I’ve run out of steam and I’m back to watching BSG whilst the spare bedroom is still upside down 😂

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Not very often you can speak nicely about Wetherspoons but more places should do this.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have zero plans this weekend. Not sure if I like that. 🤔

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just climbed into a cold bed for the first time in I don’t know how long. I even concidered putting the duvet back in the cover! 🥶🛌

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Decided to watch BSG again from the beginning. Love this show.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

What’s everyone having for tea? I need some inspiration.

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danielleyuhan @danielle.bsky.team · 20/08/2026

We're redesigning the notifications tab! 🔔 It's one of the most visited surfaces on the app, and a lot of you have told us it could be better. Here's a look at what we're exploring. 🧵

"All" tab that shows all your notifications in chronological order.

"Follows" tab that shows you a list of people who follow you, so you never miss a follow-back.

"Conversations" tab that allows you to view mentions, replies, and quotes all in one place.

"Activity" tab that shows all the posts from accounts you've subscribed to.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh no. I’ve just remembered. I’ve not made the bed. 🤦‍♂️

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Marketing people strike again!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Ooo got thunder now ⛈️ That’s good timing. I was about to walk down to the shop. Maybe I’ll drive instead.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Aww man! It’s still raining! Is summer over now?

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Everyone’s posting pictures of their tea. I’ve already scoffed mine 🐷

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 17/08/2026

We apologize for yesterday’s service problems. Bluesky experienced a DDoS attack—a flood of junk traffic meant to knock servers offline—over a period of 24 hours. We have upgraded our defenses in response, and we continue to monitor the situation. Follow @status.bsky.app for any updates.

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