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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 6h

The answer is no. It’s been discontinued and is about to be forcibly removed. 😬

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 14h

Is it nicer than normal twin? Cause they’ve gone a bit stale recently.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Played my first ever D&D campaign tonight. 🥰

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I love a scary movie roulette. Used to do it each year as an all nighter think at Halloween. Get people coming to submit a movie and then spin a wheel on the night to pick what’s next.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Strictly is on for 2 and a half hours?! 🤯

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you’re thinking about watching Golden Ticket on Netflix. Don’t. It’s dreadful. Like a really bad clone of Squid Games. But with awful people.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Went to see my friend who opened the tattoo shop… and she drew on me!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Pointless is the right show for him!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just stuck Pointless on for a bit of teatime viewing. Oh lord. Who let Michael Ball out of his cage? Switched straight off again.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have a shark plugin which is incredible. The Dyson ones were always a bit pathetic.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yes. But it’s not like the adverts. You never get a level with a trapped King you need to free. It’s basically just candy crush. But no adverts and they’re quite generous with free lives, so it’s good for passing the time on a flight etc.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What?! You should AskJeeves it immediately.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m pleased my £10 donation was well spent!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This would be a really niche way of advertising the launch of a new service.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe in the future? 🤷‍♂️

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me too! Sadly these are the only sugar free ones I could find. 🤒

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The lurgy has caught me.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m seeing skeletons doing the can-can.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ice cream and shit TV. That’s what you need.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Hope the extraction went ok. That’s no fun. 😢

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nah. Saves getting stains from the splashes!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Nice that someone cares enough to ring isn’t it.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Aww man. Don’t spoil the illusion!

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh now I’m deffo answering the next one.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I wonder what the job is. Is it like an admin job, or a job that would sound like the plot of a Netflix movie. 🤔

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Does anyone else keep getting these ‘I have a job for you please add me on WhatsApp’ spam calls. NGL I’m equally annoyed and curious. Might add one and see what happens.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I’ve just had the most age appropriate moment ever, and now I’m crying. Came out of M&S took one look at the car park and forgot where I parked. 👴

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Absolutely. And the one way systems. Up and down each isle in the same direction.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If I don’t survive, clear my internet history.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I’m not 100% sure. It was this or a salted caramel thing which I don’t like. Hoping it’s not strawberry though.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Afternoon appointment cancelled, so took myself to the beach for an hour.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh for sure! Remember when people had to stay 6ft away and washed their hands like their lives depended on it. 😷

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I got one once. It was in a 2x1 seat config. It had one cabin crew (Debbie) and she kept down the plane with a basket full of Tunnocks biscuits to help yourself from. Best flight I ever had.

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Is it a circle and it’s actually Zoe Ball?

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Matty J @m4ttyj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026