Sign in

lynn dewitt

@lynndewitt.bsky.social
225 followers 99 following 85 posts

supportive parent energy | she/they | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | send hand pics

PostsRepliesMedia
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
less mythic and more gothic
000
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i always knew there was something ominous about the kind of treefolk ed sheeran resembled
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
doing stupid things to try to get laid call that buffgoonery
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
what is up with mobile games and wronged mothers needing to survive in the cold
120
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
unfortunately
120
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
hair show down, thanks for having me
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
a little more blonde now
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
MISSED U SM AAAAAAAAAAA
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
you know it babey
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
the serotonin hits so hard when i see my bestie interacting with me, so happy to share a social media with her again
131
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
this is how i feel i look when the dysmorphia hits
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
feel like i'm the only one with a thing for hands these days
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
that's my emotional support hand between my legs
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
need sugar and the only thing i have access to right now is white chocolate i HATE IT HERE
021
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
on that note, i need my mutuals. i need good people to follow. give me the funny feelings please i need it
021
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
okay i think im going to finally do it, im going to finally switch to primarily using bluesky over twitter/X, its been a good run but its just too much over there
040
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
IVE MISSED YOU BB
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
love you with my WHILE HEART
010
Reposted by lynn dewitt
Kevin Peterson @kevinpeterson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Posting @lynndewitt.bsky.social
111
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
call him ebenezer scrooge the way i ghosted him this christmas
030
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my phone just transitioned into night shift. it's 2pm.
040
Reposted by lynn dewitt
S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Last year I wrote and produced my debut album and shot my own album cover and I have yet to share it with Bluesky so here I am begging another social media site to stream my music so I can quit my job open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
041
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
proof that i was hot last night
080
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
what if when cats stretched they moaned
030
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i haven't decided yet, but i'm making the most of it
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i just looked at your most recent post and sighed
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
is pussy forbidden on this app
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
going to start saying i have the zoomies when i'm horny because this pussy is acting hyperactive
170
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i'm not a shower or a grower. i'm sonic the hedgehog
170
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
praying for you 😔
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
delete this before your dentist sees it
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i will wake up before my alarm and still just lay in bed contemplating my life
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
THEYRE STUCK IN HERE WITH US, GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEE
011
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
me, immediately after waking up:
1112
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
this is an actual reenactment of when i totaled my subaru outback because someone stopped to turn in the middle of the interstate
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
my brain used to be broken in a very specific way and it's since corrected itself and i think i'm a little less funny because of it
040
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
stop shaming skeeting!!!! i love to skeet all day!! people need to see me skeet!
030
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
(cartwheeling out of a totaled 2014 subaru outback) wowie that could've been bad
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
yeah, age is really catching up with me, am i right? anyway let's get back to the sofa, adverts are on and i'm looking for a new niche interest
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
yeah, thanks man. will i fit? seems a little cramped for me
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
that's just how i look, where is the tequila though
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
(crawling out of the bushes) hey guys how's it going you're looking well
160
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
when the world needed me most, i reappeared
110
Reposted by lynn dewitt
C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 07/11/2024
@lynndewitt.bsky.social Your Mario tweet just showed up in my FB feed lol
111
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
you're the second person to tell me this in the last hour 😭😭😭
100
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
google "barbie movie" and thank me later
020
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
the feeling is mutual, bucko 😤
010
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
yeah AND
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
whAT
110
lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
ok fine i'll say it, it is an incredibly powerful feeling knowing someone would abandon any semblance of their current normal life just for a minuscule chance at a sniff of my most petite pussy fart
110