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lynn dewitt

@lynndewitt.bsky.social
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supportive parent energy | she/they | i put the BI in LGBTQIA+ | send hand pics

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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i always knew there was something ominous about the kind of treefolk ed sheeran resembled
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
doing stupid things to try to get laid call that buffgoonery
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
what is up with mobile games and wronged mothers needing to survive in the cold
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
hair show down, thanks for having me
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
a little more blonde now
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
the serotonin hits so hard when i see my bestie interacting with me, so happy to share a social media with her again
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
this is how i feel i look when the dysmorphia hits
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
feel like i'm the only one with a thing for hands these days
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
that's my emotional support hand between my legs
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
need sugar and the only thing i have access to right now is white chocolate i HATE IT HERE
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
on that note, i need my mutuals. i need good people to follow. give me the funny feelings please i need it
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
okay i think im going to finally do it, im going to finally switch to primarily using bluesky over twitter/X, its been a good run but its just too much over there
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Kevin Peterson @kevinpeterson.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Posting @lynndewitt.bsky.social
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
call him ebenezer scrooge the way i ghosted him this christmas
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
my phone just transitioned into night shift. it's 2pm.
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S.LIZ @slizagna.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Last year I wrote and produced my debut album and shot my own album cover and I have yet to share it with Bluesky so here I am begging another social media site to stream my music so I can quit my job open.spotify.com/album/6PrwSD...
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
proof that i was hot last night
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
what if when cats stretched they moaned
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
going to start saying i have the zoomies when i'm horny because this pussy is acting hyperactive
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
i'm not a shower or a grower. i'm sonic the hedgehog
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
me, immediately after waking up:
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
my brain used to be broken in a very specific way and it's since corrected itself and i think i'm a little less funny because of it
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
stop shaming skeeting!!!! i love to skeet all day!! people need to see me skeet!
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
(cartwheeling out of a totaled 2014 subaru outback) wowie that could've been bad
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
(crawling out of the bushes) hey guys how's it going you're looking well
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C. CEO @capybara.ceo · 07/11/2024
@lynndewitt.bsky.social Your Mario tweet just showed up in my FB feed lol
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
google "barbie movie" and thank me later
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 07/07/2023
ok fine i'll say it, it is an incredibly powerful feeling knowing someone would abandon any semblance of their current normal life just for a minuscule chance at a sniff of my most petite pussy fart
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
have i mentioned im even happier now? tw*tter is a dating app and i hate that i can say that
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
good times with bestie
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
waiting for blink
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i am a human mimikyu
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
hello, my name is lynn, and welcome to jackass
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
nothing can silence me. i am annoying and persistent
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i'm in u colorado
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
my legs are mathematically perfectly proportionate to my height
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
nice
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
i don't got that dog in me, if anything i have a bearded dragon, let me bask in the sun
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 23/06/2023
fucking the soul out of mario while he bites his lip so hard his mustache brushes the underside of his chin “mama mia imma so close” he says through a series of heavy breaths “OWOWOWOWOWO” he exclaims as he gives me an extra life in my tummy as he ejaculates into me, sizing down
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
i am abusing the excuse that i was summoned for jury duty and not engaging in work for the rest of this week
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
i will scorch the entire earth to make sure elizabeth olsen is safe and happy at all times
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
i want pinocchio to sit between my legs and lie until his nose shoots out of my mouth
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
i thought it was pretty clear that i've got the music in me
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
WHAT
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
being gay is only a choice if you're a corporation
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
lookin casual today but remembering gay
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
don't make me do the mario tweet here im begging
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lynn dewitt @lynndewitt.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
can't believe the beatles exist
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