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🌘Lynette🌒

@lynetteg62.bsky.social
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Big fan of esoteric agendas beyond my mortal comprehension

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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Once at work I explained to my conservative coworkers that chickens who live w/o a rooster can start presenting as male- crop and tail feathers grow, they look more rooster-like. They laughed & asked if the chickens prefer he/him pronouns. I said they dont speak English. Got really quiet after that
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Good lmao
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/04/2025
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon theonion.com...
Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
😂😂
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
You don't want to see women? Gaaaaay
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Protesters in Paris, France set an American flag and a cardboard Tesla on fire.
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ALOK @alokvmenon.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
a reminder: women in pants used to be seen as cross we dressing
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beowolf5548.bsky.social @beowolf5548.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Who’s in charge?
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
"So you want freedom.. without responsibility? Son, there's only one person on Earth who gets that deal." "Mm. The President.." "A Baby. You're fighting for your right to be a baby."
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Please like this post if you're as tired of "winning" as I am. #IncompetentKrasnov
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PINO FOTUS @pino-fotus.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Netflix era kids will never know the adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/ bedroom in a single ad break with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN" to send you hurtling over furniture to get back in time.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building theonion.com/son-of-...
Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Michele/Meidas Fan @michelemanziano.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Haven't judges been stalling these executive orders? Can't they just shoot this one down too?
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My wife's cousin has necrotizing pneumonia because of this years flu virus. Luckily, they caught it early, but if they hadn't her lungs would be turning into liquid right now. Just get the flu shot, please.
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 17/02/2025
You cannot make this up
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
This is what oligarchy looks like.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Money talks
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 15/02/2025
👇🏻👇🏻
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ACLU @aclu.org · 13/02/2025
This is the first major victory for trans rights in the second Trump administration. When we fight for trans rights, we win.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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all2human @all2human61.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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Madz @madz123.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Please buy other states, too! Like Wisconsin........... as a random, nonspecific example
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 12/02/2025
#ACTUALNEWS The Department of Homeland Security, as part of an evaluation of its election security mission, said on Tuesday that personnel focused on misinformation, disinformation and foreign influence operations aimed at U.S. elections have been placed on administrative leave.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Polycute?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me
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nacholib.bsky.social @nacholib.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Brah... Very true
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PeterBMeme @peterbmeme.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Thanks @scottdds1.bsky.social , me too!
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
More mea, less culpa
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
(severely condescending tone) Umm let me explain something to you sweetie: [objectively the wrongest information you've ever heard]
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Didn't know I could get a sex change in iraq
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ACLU @aclu.org · 11/02/2025
The First Amendment protects our right to criticize the government online. Period.
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ICE Wants to Know If You’re Posting Negative Things About It Online
ICE wants to hire contractors to monitor social media for threats. Those who criticize the agency could be pulled into the dragnet.
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Pete Buttigieg @petebuttigieg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
So after promising to focus on safety, they’ve gotten right down to work… on gender terminology?
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🪷MsGrumpyBunny🪷 @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/02/2025
a good part of me thinks that in addition to everything else, the reason they are scrubbing these stories is they do not want disadvantaged kids to believe they can aspire to anything other than their designated “black” or “hispanic” or “woman” job
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If I were her, I'd misgender everyone in the room who did it to me
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 08/02/2025
Observation: there are numerous MAGA accounts pretending to be liberal. Pls be aware. I’ve just blocked a few who seemed to get into senseless arguments, once in a conversation it was clear these are the demographic of uninformed and easy impressed
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I'm sorry, what? Why aren't they swinging on this mf??
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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🌘Lynette🌒 @lynetteg62.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This should be enough for other countries to get together and decide to invade us 😂
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