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Lyneside

@lyneside.bsky.social
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Navigating the rocky seas of Scottish politics with the grace of a haggis on a skateboard.

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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He appears to think the message was "Make Britain greet Again" 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One day stabbing boats and yelling "Now you try and take that back to France. You traitors!" to the bemused French sailor who boarded the dingy to disable the still running engine. Another day sobbing pathetically for the judge. Bring me the tiny violin, I feel a tune coming on.
artists impression of Danny Tommo dabbing his eyes and crying while appearing in court today.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well ye'r no in the chippy.
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
PSA
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait till he discovers what English means.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Even the police have come out and said "something must be done" obviously not by the police though.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
BBC hypocrisy on full display again today. Thousands marched in Edinburgh over the weekend for Independence - not a peep. But breathless reporting of a couple of hundred masked neanderthals gets wall to wall coverage?
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Ordinary Brits" my arse.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gotta keep topping up the Yoon rage fires.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You forgot genocide suporting.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Could someone please make me a version of google earth where every single town, village, city, lake,river and mountain in the US is called "Epstein Files"?
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~💔~🤍~💙~ DEBY ~💙~🤍~💔~ @universalsp1r1t.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
. VOTE !!! .
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What a pathetic excuse, "I can't judge things of that enormity" . If nobody calls it out the genocide will continue, Israel has no intention of stopping.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Scottish Labour, not Scottish, not Labour.
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Lovely.Day.2.Me. @lovelyday2me.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Epstein Epstein Epstein
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Verminous Scot @etkwebster.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm not saying I'm desperate, but I'm relying on dick pic enthusiast Jaymey McIvor and entitled gobshite Laila Cunningham to help me fight a bin.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Not only falls asleep, but shits himself while he does it.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Indeed it is. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of...
en.wikipedia.org
Duke of Roxburghe - Wikipedia
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah about those warrants, they are still legit. No matter how much the accused and / or their buddies squeal.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How does it take a whole 2 minutes for you just to say "NO"? Americans can make the simplest things sound so complicated their audience dozes off well before the end. Just say no to fascism.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Aye, my point was, exports are calculated by the port they leave from not by where the product is made. Yet another way Westminster fudges the figures for the Scottish economy.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So even if we do export more, none of the "tax money" from that is going to Scotland? Also, if it is exported from English ports, it does not even count as a Scottish export according to UK gov.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
How much UK duty is on exported whisky? Genuine question.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Love a peewit, not seen or heard one for years.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Swinney meekly hoping for "constructive dialogue", a complete waste of everybodies time and energy. www.vocabulary.com/articles/par...
vocabulary.com
"bated breath" vs. "baited breath"
Learn the correct form of these similar-sounding phrases, and how to use it.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
So all that timidly hoping for "constructive dialogue" has backfired a bit then. Who expected that??? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
New PM Andy Burnham tells John Swinney 'agree to disagree' on Scottish independence
Scotland's first minister raised the issue of Scottish independence during a phone call with Andy Burnham on Tuesday morning, in the hopes of advancing the debate.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I suppose having a plan in place should they decide to resign en-masse would be asking way too much from your incompetent government? I know damn well I would resign rather than do a job which the government is likely to prosecute me for. Wouldn't you?
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
2 child benefit cap for families on low incomes ? Now scrapped thankfully but the damage has been done.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
If the boot fits...
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
How much genocide is it going to take ? I mean it has been going on for years. This round since 2023 but Israelis have been displacing families and seizing their homes illegally to build settlements since 1967. And nobody in America seemed to care.
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The media frontpaging Farages every utterance has certainly helped. Clowns that they are.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wow there is a lot to unpack here. Anyone at the @snp.org available for comment??? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
independent.co.uk
UK government and Argentina in fresh row over Falklands ahead of crunch World Cup tie
Britain and Argentina fought a brief war in 1982 over the islands, which are administered by the UK but are still claimed by Argentina
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WomenRiseUp2026 @womenriseup2026.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is what we are dealing with folks... #Epstein #Trump-EpsteinFiles
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
awww boo hoo. Away with your nonsense, you are the laziest MP and you refuse to hold constituency surgeries. While your constituents starve you are trousering £5m donations and moonlighting by advertising gold bullion.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Quite why anyone would want to pay him to sail through a strait the US doesn't even own eludes me. He says it it to pay for his military to be there, nobody (except for dementia Donnie) actually wants the war in Iran to continue at all. If it wasn't for him it would not have even started.
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Colin Byrne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @coby66.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So it looks like it's Count Bin Face against Bent C#nt Face?
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No need to make that one up. Is a verbatim quote from the addled Lord himself.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
No, John Lamont. Rhymes with gravy train.
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Brilliant, thanks. As someone whose MP claimed over £300k in expenses last year, this is something that I can really relate to.
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Wait... obscurity is bad? I have always been quite happy without forcing myself into any limelight.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Cheats at golf. Why would anybody expect him not to cheat at football too ?
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Lyneside @lyneside.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
“The SNP are on a very dangerous tack. What they are doing is trying to build up a situation in Scotland where the services are manifestly better than south of the border in a number of areas.” When asked whether that was a bad thing, Lord Foulkes replied: “No, but they are doing it deliberately.”
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mactakeshi.bsky.social @mactakeshi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Lol
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