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Lurkarf

@lurkarf.bsky.social
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🔞 A lurking freak who like games and tasteful art Minors DNI.

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
A GameCube disc has a storage capacity of 1.46 gigabytes. Many Mario games use only a fraction of that storage. Below is the optimal distribution of the smallest Mario-related games on the system to fit 6 entire retail games on a single disc.
Unused space 54 MB
Luigi's Mansion 186 MB
DDR Mario Mix 264 MB
Wario World 257 MB
Donkey Konga 2 312 MB
Donkey Konga 250 MB
Please note that this pie chart is for data visualization only. If the games were in fact put on one disc, the data would be arranged in rings, not in slices.
Concept for post based on an idea from a comment by @vinchvolt.bsky.social
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.jretion @dotjretion.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
ill take the opportunity to inform people of an alternative to discord called fluxer. theyre foss but aim for a very discord-like experience with optional nitro-like features to support the devs. if you dont want this age verification and gambling bs, migrate to fluxer.
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Sea "PogMage" Feathers @seafeathers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
been having another semi-stalker recently who keeps trying to follow my accounts (I have blocked multiple times) and uses A/I, it may be worth a callout soon should I go through with that, or no, not worth it
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T'nt'cl Space Bear @ashokathebear.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
They should heed the tales of Poriferous Robert and His Rectangular Knickerbockers
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Steeeve Duffy @stevenduffysstuffy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
married life [1/5] #mgs
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots fan comic:
Otacon sits at his computer onboard the Nomad in MGS4. He looks distraught, has a hand on his head. Sunny and Old Snake are passing through in the background.
Otacon: agh! Gosh dang it!!
Old Snake: Otacon. There’s a child onboard. Don’t fucking swear.
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Game Manual) (N64, 1998)
A page from the manual shows Link as a child standing next to himself as an adult. The page reads, "Make sure to visit the people you met as a child. You never know what has happened to them in seven years."
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StardustMagica @aaronmagica.myatproto.social · 06/09/2026
I'm surprised I saw no one post this clip, but I should do it to honor Peter Cullen
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Popful Mail (Sega CD, 1995)
An NPC is saying, "Cherries are good for your soul."
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Sigma Posting @sigmaposting.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
SpongeBob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom (Multiplatform, 2003)
Mrs. Puff is saying, "Don't ask questions you aren't prepared to handle the answers to."
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga contains a "Spanish Peach Protection" exploit. Normally, Peach gets kidnapped in a cutscene when Mario is distracted by Toadsworth. Setting the language to Spanish helps mash through Toadsworth's text so fast that Peach never actually gets kidnapped.
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Crestamorph @crestamorph.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Persona 3 Reload (Multiplatform, 2024)
Mitsuru is saying, “I’d say 95% of the people referred to as charismatic by the media or charlatans.”She continues, “They don’t have charisma. They’re just agitators who are stirring up unrest in society.”
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Hecatia666 (Commissions open! Read pinned!) @hecatia666.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
hello douglath i am the kingth of kingths... i am dragonlorth douglath and i've been waitingth for you! #doodle #mrdink #doug #dragonquest #dragonlord
mr dink as the dragonlord from dragon quest
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Lurkarf @lurkarf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't care about the clout(tm), I want as many eyes on this so Gatsby can be immortalized
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Dingbat‼️ @dingbatduhgreen.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers but with Super Mario RPG logo
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Good Faces Bot @goodfacesbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Metroid Dread (Switch, 2021)
Adam is saying to Samus, "You are faced with overwhelming power. Accept your helplessness."
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Lurkarf @lurkarf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I don't care about the clout(tm), I want as many eyes on this so Gatsby can be immortalized
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Commissions: CLOSED @scittykitty.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 25/05/2026
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Lurkarf @lurkarf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Someone on a discord server I'm in shared this picture and I am enthralled by it. There's so much wrong with this.
A post from Pima Animal Care Center shows a Star Fox themed ad featuring the Star Fox crew on the right (Fox, Falco, Slippy, Peppy) and a questionably anthropomorphized dog on the left named "Gatsby." Peppy tells Fox to press C-Down (the brake button for Star Fox 64) to do a "rescue roll" (specifically to make the PACC dogs and puppies free to adopt). This raises unintended implications since the dogs and puppies are presumably as sentient as the main cast. There is a blurb underneath that says that the pups can't wait for Slippy 🐸.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The prototype version of Mario Artist: Paint Studio contains empty, "liminal" versions of Mario Kart 64 renders.
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💫Lezzy Gonna Reach for the Stars💫 @lezzybugo3o.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Cool Cancel your Nitro Don't give them money Fuck scammers and Discord "support" can suck a fat dick because they don't do shit when people lose their accounts or let dangerous operations run behind the platform
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🩻LavenderRebellin🩸 @lavenderrebellin.northsky.social · 11/05/2026
Perfect out of context moment
A screenshot of Luigi at the beginning of World 1-1 of Super Mario Bros. 1 with the caption "He stood still, taunting me."
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Experimental post: The Time 5-Year-Old Supper Mario Broth Thought Luigi Was a Cryptid I share a story from my personal life about the first time I encountered Luigi at the age of 5. Due to a combination of factors, I was unprepared for him and ended up believing he was a cryptid.
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FierceTheBandit @fiercethebandit.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Lady Bow (Gijinka) - Rough Clay Model Original Design by @somariblue.bsky.social #LadyBow #Mario #PaperMario #Boo #Fanart #ArtSKY #Sculpture #Gaming
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Tᴏᴘsɪᴇ☆ʎʌɹnꓕ @topsieturvy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
this user @verasdiary.bsky.social runs people's work through AI to make shitty videos so you might wanna block and report them.
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Desync 👀 ̵͔̮̪͕̪̮̈́͋̅̽̀̅̑̌̓̈́͛̓̇͊̀͝͝Copycat VTuber🌌 @desynczx.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Daylight Savings >:(
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Roxie @roxieproxy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"
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