Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 8mGod grant me the audacity of my child who (when I estimated about $50 worth of transfer fees on the money I was wiring to her) asked why it was $1K short but said, it was OK, I deserved it 😂☠️ 120
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 22hthose who haunt tonightstatic.klipy.comPudgy Penguin Says Stop!Alt: Pudgy Penguin Says Stop! 150
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 23hYou don’t want to talk to your therapist about your suicidality. You know what happens when you do that? Your phone LISTENS and SHOWS YOU TUCKER VIDEOS and then???? THEY ARE KIND OF INTERESTING??? 150
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*puffing a vape while I wait for my edible to kick in* After watching 15 reels about the CIA: omg he took him to a Marriott because every Marriott is the same. The Marriotts are Mormon. EVERY MORMON BUILDING IS THE SAME AND THE CIA KNOWS ITstatic.klipy.comConfused CatAlt: Mind blown Cat 0100
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Idk why everyone STILL THINKS science classes are more important than Humanities classes but I am ANNOYED EVERY TIME I GET MESSAGES LIKE THIS 5130
Reposted by Luna the MothSkeletal Esme @raccoon.pizza · 28/09/2026still thinking about this and how important getting the right hormones is to our mental health 0133
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m trying not to get overly angry about this, but I literally read four articles about the top 50 causes of suicidality, explicitly looked for peer reviewed research on hormones and suicidality, and did not even see this statistic ONCE until I actually googled “perimenopause and suicide” 5497
Reposted by Luna the MothUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy? 115874
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026me, when my child weepy drunk calls: listen, it’s fine! you are gonna make MUCH better decisions tomorrow when you are hung over 2110
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I will not say bad things about students online I will not say bad things about students online I will not say bad things about students online I will not say bad things about students online I will not say bad things about students online I will not say bad things about students on 190
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Babies, ILY, but what to do if you’re sick is on the syllabus.l My title, which is not Mrs, is on the syllabus And we are not having class at all today actually! That is also on the syllabus 😭 270
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dear foot: plz stop being numb Dear world: plz stop being scjplksjdium At both of you, I bite my thumb Yes sir I bite my thumb 180
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I kind of love her face here. She looks like an Elf on the Shelf, secretly orchestrating his downfall by giving him exactly what he wants in exchange for too-much personal access 070
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Zero out of ten stars to the nightmare that woke me up, wherein I firsthand experienced a nuclear blast. The heat and light felt extremely real! Like, makes you believe in multiple timelines and I just woke up in a different one real! I do not like it! Thanks! 180
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 21/09/2026sometimes I think I don’t have any deficits anymore… and then I try to show my wife how far I can flex my foot and I literally cannot move it a single centimeter lol 190
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This courtyard by Marriott actually has a courtyard, I’m impressed 060
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sharing a hotel with a friend and can’t do my normal routine of farting very loud 12 times when I wake up and am suffering 😩 180
Reposted by Luna the Moth👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 19/09/2026If I have ever been subtle about CS Lewis being a bisexual kinkster, I apologise, the subtlety was not intentional 832938
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I wish you all the kind of blessed life of my child, who, two years in a row now, has had a scholarship person call her up and say, “hey, apply for this?” And both times it was because no one else had and she got a few thousand in 24 hours 0100
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Fuck it. We have cookies and candles, let’s do witchcraft 180
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Trying to process that I’ve always identified with the generation above me?? I’m not sure why. I think it’s a mix of “I have always had weird health problems only seniors have” and also autism But it makes it hit weird when people ridicule [shitbags like] McConnell, or other older people 3100
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Even a 5 hour time difference cannot stop my child from waking me up Apparently 😂😂 170
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am delighted when parts of the right side of my body come back to life They are always extremely dramatic about it Today it is my right nipple and it is producing what I can best describe as a throbbing swarm of ass first bees made of electricity smooshed down to the size of a pencil eraser 370
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026seeing your old high school friends on FB looking old is one thing, but seeing them, not looking old, but married to EXTREMELY old men is another 070
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the autistic Mormon woman experience would be a fascinating case study for the limits of “self control” versus “nature” because I literally went two years eating <900 calories a day, despite EXTREME neurological symptoms, multiple hospitalizations, etc., and ended up gaining >20 pounds 190
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my petty confession is I don’t always block mean replies right away because I want to watch other people yell at them 😶 160
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 12/09/2026me: is finally about to sleep my bladder:static.klipy.comCowboy Kid Dork DancingAlt: Cowboy Kid Dork Dancing 060
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026When you even scare away your imaginary friends 😭 281
Reposted by Luna the MothMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 09/09/2026sorry for screenshotting some twitter rando but you guys need to see this 9014825569
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 07/09/2026my wife: you know what I’m thinking? me: we should go to Texas Roadhouse my wife: that’s creepy how did you know me: I’m psychic and I can read your mind my wife: OK what am I thinking now?? me: you want pussy my wife: HOW DO YOU DO THAT 2110
Reposted by Luna the MothUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Life rises out of death, death rises out of life; in being opposite they yearn to each other, they give birth to each other and are forever reborn. 0297
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 06/09/2026who’s all heard of a decidual cast? wild things 480
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 05/09/2026lol my child just texted me from a plane because he forgot to tell me he was flying cross country 2120
Reposted by Luna the MothK.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026buy @swilua.bsky.social's book! www.amazon.com/dp/164769079...amazon.comI Spoke to You with Silence: Essays from Queer Mormons of Marginalized GendersAmazon.com: I Spoke to You with Silence: Essays from Queer Mormons of Marginalized Genders: 9781647690793: Pray, Kerry Spencer, Smith, Jenn Lee: Books 0166
Reposted by Luna the Moth🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This one is also very good! 0355
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am old and perimenopausal and came to this account to say something sketcher than I’d say on main, but by the time I got here I forgot what it was ugh 2130
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026me: I miss my children! 😭😭 also me: I wonder if they left a vape somewhere 070
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026TFW you really want a puppy and you have been researching for like a year to get a puppy and you’ve identified two breeds that would work (you’re allergic to gd everything) and then your ONE CONTACT for that breed FRIEND DUMPED you and now you have to start over 😭😭 390
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’ve got people in locked accounts telling their stories about Dolly’s probably-open marriage and it’s like hell yeah the most wholesome nonmonogamous icon ever, I love it so much 150
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026me to my wife, half hour after she got home from working 12 hours: OK but FR you’re not mad at me? You’re just quiet cause you’re tired? [proceeds to ask 3 more times] 2100
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026EXCELLENT NEWS: I woke up with a headache & that made me re-check my 7-day med container, and I found out I forgot to add my migraine prevention med this week! Which means I went four days without it and that sucked for me, but I now know EXACTLY what withdrawal from this med feels like & can fix it 0110
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026no one: this 70yo man next to me: you know what I like about you? you’re as bawdy as any man 090
Luna the Moth @lunathemoth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026does perimenopause make your skin burn like snakes are writhing from just below the surface, tails spitting acid and fire, or did I accidentally poison myself by eating lettuce 570