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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Just contacted the hospital and they’re saying Barney Frank’s nipples have retracted. Won’t be much longer now.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Shahenshah-e-Sultanat Al-New York Zohran Mamdani the Magnificent sends his regards.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

I’m thinking of reaching out my hand to pierce the gossamer veil that separates the world of the living from the howling abyss 👻 🎃

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Complain all you want about Trump but without him we never would’ve found out the truth about Amelia Earhart.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Most people know Jane Goodall as the first woman to successfully bring a human/chimp hybrid pregnancy to term, but she was also a talented and highly respected researcher.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

“Well, this is his third strike so yes ma’am you unfortunately are going to have to come pick him up. Yes ma’am he’s being asked to leave for the day. He’ll be waiting for you in the office. Oh no. I understand. You too. Bye now.”

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Yeah we tried to have a revolution in 2011 but most of y’all stayed home and let us get beaten and gassed by militarized police. 14 years ago. And you fucking dipshits didn’t listen.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

New evidence photos released by FBI are definitive proof that Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone gunman in the assassination of President John F. Kennedy.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

Boss asking me to write our public statements 😏 consequently they now contain phrases like “espouses the dangerous delusion that the looming catastrophe can simply be left in the invisible hands of the market – an act of dumb faith that would leave us plummeting into the abyss.”

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Listen… I’m not a conspiracy theorist but… you can’t really expect me to believe this is real.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

I work in an Utah mortuary and don’t want to disclose the name of the business for obvious reasons but… I took a little bite out of Charlie Kirk 😏 They’ll never find it either. You can’t see it from the outside.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Charlie Kirk’s wife told their daughter that her father had to die because she ate too many blueberries.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

When you get a not guilty, the Δ is taken back to jail for processing before release so you never get to see that moment when they walk out free. Today bc the DA fucked up transport, I got to be the one who met my client at the door and there are no words to describe how it felt.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

I won a trial so hard the prosecutor is getting fired and Charlie Kirk is currently being consumed by his body’s own bacterial flora. Great week.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Trial’s over! Now I can finally enjoy the exsanguination of Charlie Kirk.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

This is what experts call “within the Kirk zone”

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Nooo where are you going we just want to talk ☺️

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

I’m in awe that someone can be such a extinction level piece of shit that getting their throat blown apart in cold blood elicits not an inkling of sympathy. Even conservatives don’t seem authentically sad about it.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

You never see this kind of honesty in a transaction anymore.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

This is not a woman. This is the dismembered torso of a child.

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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

Quietly but eagerly anticipating a movie whose log line seems to be “What if The Descent was also Jaws?”

EXCLUSIVE: Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania actress Kathryn Newton and Coyote vs. Acme star Lana Condor are headlining Amazon MGM Studios’ Devil’s Mouth, from director Jeff Wadlow.

The survival thriller, a co-production with Lionsgate, follows college friends who on a trip to get to Thailand who get trapped in an underwater cave system with a bull shark. Old tensions and power struggles resurface as they fight to survive.

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🌈super kay @unaloid.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

they lost some detail from the glaze but they look shiny and beautiful, i love how the color changed #athf

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

It’s going to be extremely funny when they autopsy RFK Jr. and a bunch of bugs just come spilling out like the Oogie Boogie Man.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

“He’s a good dog, just weirdly obsessed with the AKC dog shows. And he can recite all of Lassie’s lines from memory. And he does. A lot.”

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

“He’s a good dog, just weirdly obsessed with the AKC dog shows. And he can recite all of Lassie’s lines from memory. And he does. A lot.”

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Something is wrong with him. I suspect his LASIKS have stopped working and they’re using both ultrafiltration and IV diuretic therapy to keep him alive, hence the swelling, the IV bruising, the distorted appearance, etc. I don’t think he’ll see the midterm elections.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

BREAKING White House sources report that President Donald J. Trump, 47th President of the United States, has died at the age of 79. His final words as aides and family looked on were “Big… big beautiful cock… Daddy? Daddy Roy? I’m ready daddy… got the best pastrami sandwich…”

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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/08/2025

if you haven’t watched the adam friedland show interview with ritchie torres you absolutely should. he really confronts him on his sycophantic support of isreal, and this end “hot mic” clip to me is so revealing

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Leena 🌵 @leena.reuben.games · 29/08/2025

they’ll just move him to a different parish and he’ll do it again

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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Once again, we are in the midst of the worst, most unprecedented Article I constitutional crisis in 🇺🇸 history

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

We’re no longer living in Idiocracy. We’re now living in a Local 58 video.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

One day I’m gonna wear Scott Jennings’s face like a skin mask.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Just got told a historic building downtown needs to be demolished bc it’s “an ice whore”

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

Are you looking for some down home traditional southern comfort food? Come to our delicious old timey restaurant: Honky Bucket

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 27/07/2025

Oh that? Thats just my bro. He’s a leopard. He doesn’t like all the attention tho so don’t make it into a big thing.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 21/07/2025

I could give Jubilee their highest viewer count ever. I can promise my video will be all over every major news network afterward. They’ll teach about it in schools.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

I leapt in front of a car to stop it from crossing a picket line, so unfortunately I have no doubts about whether I’m mentally ill enough to give my life for you morons.

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☾ Lunar Soviet Socialist Republic ☭ @lunarssr.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Showing up to the meeting of the World Trade Organization and having to be escorted off property by police and having all my poppers confiscated because of a little misunderstanding.

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