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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 23h

"Guilty... with an explanation."

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just what we needed. AI Carlos Mencia.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

One of my recurring fever dreams is Motörhead covering “Shipoopi”. Lemmy’s rat-a-tat delivery with those lyrics would have been earth’s-axis-tilting. Alas…

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

One of my favorite under-the-radar films is Alan Arkin's "Little Murders" and Sutherland just completely steals the entire film in his one scene. A must-see.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

When it came to knowing the difference between the Atlanta Hawks and the Iowa Hawkeyes, Schmitt definitely did not have the last detail. (showing self out)

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

All the world’s a stage And all the men and women merely fuckers

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Put Mike McDaniel in Tim Robinson’s hotdog costume.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ultimate man AI sex bot!

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Unrelated, but every time I see this lickspittle's handle, all I see is "ellvii" and images of thousands of Elvis Presleys wearing red hats resting extremely precariously on top of their pompadours enter my mind. Then I start reading his posts in Elvis' voice, and THIS one in particular... ye Gods.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

That's not a football coach; that's the CEO of Mesa Verde Bank from "Better Call Saul".

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Swear to God, I haven't been able to get the image of a depressed, defeated Gene Wilder sitting slumped on the sidewalk drinking Woolite out of the bottle out of my head for two days now. What a goddamn time to be alive, at least for another two hours or so...

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Westworld, Glee, Red Dwarf (when Chris Barrie left and they replaced the original Kochanski), Jeopardy, 60 Minutes, College Gameday.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I also remember him having effusive praise for Rudy Giuliani during one of his specials. We all swing and miss sometimes.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Frank Kush’s methods and legacy in Tempe have spread to other sports. Wonderful.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

What was Marsha doing on her phone that entire time? Also, I’m choosing to believe the person who entered the frame at around 2:52 was giving everyone involved the “get stuffed” sign.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Doesn’t even need to be parodied. Just have Steven Root or John Goodman play Kennedy, Aziz Ansari play Patel, and have them do it word-for-word.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Well, that changes the way I hear “Willllburrrrrr” from here on out.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

That rumbling you hear from underground is Rush Limbaugh screaming “FAKER!!!” from the deepest pit of Hell.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Is “putting maple syrup on your pancakes” a euphemism? If so… erm…

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I thought last year couldn’t be lowered. I am 53 years old next month and still possess the naïveté of an innocent lamb.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I need three more promos for the Jimmy Stewart biopic which I still cannot believe isn’t a Funny Or Die skit.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Somewhere, Don McNeal woke up in a cold sweat.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

All award shows are produced by the nipple-rubbing cable company representative from South Park.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Jefferson Pearplane Jan and Bean The Peach Pois The Petit Four Tops

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When RFK Jr finally keels over, he'll be replaced by Puck.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

American dollars or Canadian dollars? If it's Canadian dollars, he'll need to raise the ante.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To be honest, I would've understood and even empathized had it been Hadestown or Sweeney Todd or Les Miz, but for a jukebox musical? I can't imagine what he would've done had this been Rock of Ages or Margaritaville.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Barenaked Ladies were wrong. Buddy Ebson (sic) was NOT a hero to most. Also, Dan Haggerty? Grizzly Adams Dan Haggerty? He was already a thing in 1964? Learn something new ev'ry day...

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The blending of Donald Sutherland and Herbert Edelman.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Waiting for the "Minesweeper: Strait of Hormuz" rollout.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I was afraid this would happen... The past few nights, my wife and stepdaughter had me run through Amazing Digital Circus. Now, every group mascot photo or graphic featuring multiple mascots looks like something from one of the episodes. I'm now feeling uneasy and I just hope I don't abstract.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Bob Horner and Gary Richrath were twins. I don’t care what their date of births were.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

What about the sharks with laser beams?

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

That's not John Lennon; that's Roger Hodgson from Supertramp.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

For weirdos like me, the more important question is, who would take on the equivalent of the Ms. DiPesto and Herbert Viola roles? Growing up, they were my favorites. (Once an oddball, always an oddball.)

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

He must've misheard the MC Hammer lyric as "wipe your nose, run your fingers through your hair".

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Uthmeier's a UF grad, though, so he'd never file this one anyway. Now, the Miami/FIU brawl from 2006, on the other hand... "Statute of Limitations? WHAT Statute of Limitations?"

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just one more Nawrocki to add to the list of "useless Poles named Nawrocki". There's the president, a bad volleyball coach, a useless soccer player, one of the VeggieTales creators, and this guy. I'm shocked the last name doesn't translate to "Trump" in English.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I could feel my eyeballs melting when I watched the episode a couple of nights ago. Jesus on a Sybian, possible confusion between the Buc-ee's logo and a logo featuring an alligator or a moose?? This sounds like stuff that would be included in one of Trump's cognitive tests.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Just the face, not the hair — Charlie looking like Lee Brilleaux there, just a little bit?

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Misread the last two words as “lower poop” and, honestly, no difference…

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Once grown, this collection needs to be a museum. Not in an existing museum; its own museum.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Good for him, he clearly saw "The New Pope" and Jude Law's Pope Lenny meeting with Marilyn Manson and Sharon Stone and decided, if you got it, flaunt it! Now I'm picturing Leo at CBGBs and Mudd Club taking in some Blondie, Talking Heads, Ramones, Television, Dolls, Dead Boys, Voidoids....

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

More importantly, somebody needs to put him out of OUR misery.

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