Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Tom Cruise addressing the world at the World Cup final. The Scientology/FIFA mashup of sleaze and corruption we all neither needed nor wanted. Maybe Gianni Infantino knows where Shelly Miscavige is. 040
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Am I the only person who hears "The Night They Invented Champagne" whenever the first few measures of Morocco's national anthem play? #WorldCup 120
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026static.klipy.comMarathon Man: Dentist Torture SceneAlt: Marathon Man: Dentist Torture Scene. "Is it safe?" 030
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Me and the Miami Dolphins. I get more satisfaction with each ensuing embarrassment as I do relief with each fortunate/miraculous outcome. 010
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Super Bowl XVII Super Bowl XIX 1987 Fiesta Bowl My priorities were different back then. 170
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Watching “Fail-Safe” on TCM right now, first time in years. Thank goodness that in 2025, both countries are being led by a calm, rational, thoughtful, intelligent men. 170
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 13/08/20251985 - Irene Dunne, Bob Hope (hated him, but...), Lerner and Loewe, Beverly Sills 1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon 2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner 2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson 2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up" 080
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2025There's always money in the banana tie. 050
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2025media.tenor.coma red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on itAlt: Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes. 130
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Lickitung and Popplio cards appearing overnight in 1692 Salem. 140
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi -- 030
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Note to self: When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk. 230
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Gutteral porcine-type utterance Derisive smirk International jerk-off motion I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos. 030
Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Sometimes, the timeline aligns so perfectly that I momentarily question my lack of belief in a higher power at work. 060