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Lumpy Carruthers

@lumpycarruthers.bsky.social
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Pessimist, yet still very naive. Existing in a speck of blue surrounded by a sea of filth.

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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tom Cruise addressing the world at the World Cup final. The Scientology/FIFA mashup of sleaze and corruption we all neither needed nor wanted. Maybe Gianni Infantino knows where Shelly Miscavige is.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Am I the only person who hears "The Night They Invented Champagne" whenever the first few measures of Morocco's national anthem play? #WorldCup
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Marathon Man: Dentist Torture Scene
Alt: Marathon Man: Dentist Torture Scene. "Is it safe?"
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*Johnny Thunders voice*
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cape Canaveral.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Me and the Miami Dolphins. I get more satisfaction with each ensuing embarrassment as I do relief with each fortunate/miraculous outcome.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Super Bowl XVII Super Bowl XIX 1987 Fiesta Bowl My priorities were different back then.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Robert DeNiro as Rupert Pupkin in "The King of Comedy"
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Watching “Fail-Safe” on TCM right now, first time in years. Thank goodness that in 2025, both countries are being led by a calm, rational, thoughtful, intelligent men.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
1985 - Irene Dunne, Bob Hope (hated him, but...), Lerner and Loewe, Beverly Sills 1995 - B.B. King, Sidney Poitier, Neil Simon 2005 - Tony Bennett, Julie Harris, Robert Redford, Tina Turner 2015 - Carole King, George Lucas, Rita Moreno, Cicely Tyson 2025 - Rambo and the performers of "Lick It Up"
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
There's always money in the banana tie.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a red car is parked next to a trailer that says u-tow on it
Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Lickitung and Popplio cards appearing overnight in 1692 Salem.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The perfect profession/last name combination does not exi --
Wikipedia "Recent Deaths" listing for Hungarian politician Andor Schmuck.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Note to self: When the depression hits too hard, imagine a podcast featuring deep philosophical conversations between Dr. Ricken Hale and Philomena Cunk.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Gutteral porcine-type utterance Derisive smirk International jerk-off motion I'm exhausted and embarrassed of this being our driving ethos.
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Lumpy Carruthers @lumpycarruthers.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Sometimes, the timeline aligns so perfectly that I momentarily question my lack of belief in a higher power at work.
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