Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I thought a long day of driving was good in golf?static.klipy.comBa Dum Tsss DrummerALT: Ba Dum Tsss Drummer 120
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Me: Whew, glad I won't have to feel sad about Kansas State football this week. Cincy: Are you sure? 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If you're wondering how windy it is in Yakima tonight, Sunnyside kicked a 63-yard punt, followed by Eisenhower's 9-yard punt in the other direction. 💨💨 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I mean, they did wear all-red jerseys for the explicit purpose of invoking "bleeding Kansas" so they kind of brought it on themselves. 🤷🏽♂️ 100
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Wildfire smoke is definitely the worst thing and even here on the dry side the cost of living is kind of high plus the short, cloud-covered winter days take their toll. Minus the smoke that's all worse on the westside, but I'd still rather live there if I could. 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That's pretty good (better than me) but I'm most impressed by the fact you were an above-average golfer/xc runner. Surely that's a very rare combo. 110
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Isn't it "extended warranty" rather than limited? 🤔 110
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I don't agree with it but I respect your commitment to avoiding Wisconsin. 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It could be worse. They could be listening to Pat McAfee's new album. 120
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not as hard as posting a -28 in a game your team ends up winning. 140
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Looks like he'll have a chance to go all-in on the grift real quick. 🤮 2390
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The sad part is with their schedule they won't even have to be all that good to be a top 10 team at the end of the regular season. 🚮 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Call this main character syndrome if you must but it might have been the time I got a 10-day suspension for sneaking off on my own to a DC United game on a band trip. Witnessed goals by @taylortwellman.bsky.social and Clint Dempsey for New England in a 4-3 thriller. 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I just want to know which coach voted Kansas State #25 so we can send them a gift basket and maybe a handwritten note in slanted purple pen. 130
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Sadly this was not terribly surprising to us Royals fans. Blown save #21 and the season ERA in the 9th inning is now 7.50. 😭😭 Don't you at least feel a little bad for Noah Cameron? 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 30/07/2026There's also the fact that if we pay more taxes and they go towards public goods like universal healthcare, free/reduced childcare and free/reduced education instead of, say, the military and its forever wars, many people might actually pay less overall despite paying the government more. 110
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026My watch gave me more acknowledgement of my birthday than my parents and my sister last week. 🙃 (Shoutout to my brother for sending a text, which is good enough for me) Also, happy birthday! 101
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026More like *looks at Fox News, Newsmax, Daily Wire, etc.* 110
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 18/07/2026He's no Jorge Campos.static.klipy.comJorge Campos Portero Makes a Diving SaveALT: Jorge Campos Portero Makes a Diving Save 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Messi might be great but has he ever scored from a yard out on a bicycle kick while he was lying in the ground? I doubt it. 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Sporting KC vs. St. Louis City may not have the same quality as a World Cup knockout match but at least there are no hydration breaks. 020
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The Scots knew what they were doing when they drank Boston dry so all the jokes would be focused on that rather than the Miami sunburns. 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026It's getting ridiculous how scared refs are to call penalties in realtime knowing they have VAR. Such a waste of time. 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Was FIFA also kissing Trump's ring when they made this exact same decision for Ronaldo? FIFA just wants to keep important people happy and maximize revenue. That's really it. You can't convince me the same thing wouldn't have happened if the exact same card was given to Raul Jiménez or Harry Kane. 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Tremendous. Kudos to both of you. @chriswarcraft.bsky.social 110
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026If by wild you meant Switzerland gives us the worst miss in World Cup history, then you were right. 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 01/07/2026static.klipy.comEmperor Palpatine's 'Gooooood'ALT: Emperor Palpatine's 'Gooooood' 010
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Can we just give the loser of this shootout Paraguay's spot in the Round of 16? They'll be much more deserving. 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I would generally agree with you and my dad virtually never leaves games early. But why would anyone who watched the 70th-90th minutes of that match have expected late drama? It wasn't even a contest anymore...until suddenly it was. 101
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 28/06/2026My dad left the stadium at the start of injury time, figuring all the drama was over.... 100
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 24/06/202626? Are there 2 secret games I don't know about? 100
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026So just to be clear, you can say the most vile thing you want to an opponent and get away with it so long as the ref and cameras don't see/hear you and your hands aren't over your mouth, but if you say *anything* with your hand over your mouth it's an automatic red? Makes no sense. 000
Reposted by Luke ThompsonMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius 121534376
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Also, what alternate reality does this person live in where dems aren't attacking Trump for exactly the reasons mentioned? That's Trump levels of delusion. 000
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026static.klipy.comFootball Referee Shows Yellow CardALT: Football Referee Shows Yellow Card 020
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Actually Kobach's statement made me briefly reexamine whether I'm on the right side of the issue... 120
Luke Thompson @luketscribe.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Too real. @tyekc.bsky.social @jonfmorse.com @rohtweets.bsky.social @ericrubottom.bsky.social @ams-ksu.bsky.social 230