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Turbulence Jones

@lukehancock.bsky.social
706 followers 710 following 4.9K posts

I use Bluesky as a distraction when I'm bored and for posting pictures of random stuff. I don't care for Instagram, so I use the media tab here. Mostly here for baseball and movie conversations but I rarely stick to that.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 3h
Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least the Warner sister, Dot, is still cool, right?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ugh! Within the past year or so, I've stopped enjoying processed food. Not all, just most. This was not intentional and it severely limits my dinner options.
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Jeanne @toomany2choose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy Wednesday, everyone!! I have an appt later in Carson...
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck it. I'm bored. If you see this do it! name: Luke height: 5’8" AND A HALF star sign: Aquarius nicknames: idk siblings: 1 relationship: yup crushing on: The Domino from Dominos. fav season: baseball pets: 🐈 🐈 🐈 🐕 fav color: maroon live: you can probably figure it out in my posts.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've watched that Eric Schmidt / Jack Smith clip so many times, the algorithm probably thinks I'm a basketball fan now.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Triscuits are savory Frosted Mini Wheats. You're welcome.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy Sunday. What's everyone reading this weekend? #PulpSabotage
a parody book cover of a 60s erotic novel called Doorway Of Boobs
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When the video says, "Wait for it," I just drag that little circle to the right until the thumbnail looks interesting.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Normally don't get stoned, this early, but I ran out of responsibilities. (Concerning the GIF... for those that know me, I promise I'm only doing the top line of lyrics.)
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Weed And Drinks
Alt: An animated GIF of Jay and Silent Bob dancing while Jay raps, "Smoking weed, smoking weed, drinking beers, drinking beers"
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would love to work at even the worst place from a TV workplace comedy sitcom.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don't know if the Post Office in my town hires only atteactive women or if I have an Eleanor Shellstrop thing going on.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I want Olive Garden to drop a gangsta rap record. I want Quiznos to drop a prog rock album (ft. The Spongemonkeys). I want Panda Express to do a bluegrass record.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These kknds of skits normally don't land for me, but this one had me crying, laughing!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All of the Kash / beastiality memes look like the most horrific Dungeon Crawler Carl fan art, imaginable.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As of today, I am no longer the parent of any teenagers. When they say that it goes by too quickly, they are underselling it. It feels like maybe 5 years, since my 20 year-old daughter was born.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you blur your eyes it looks like there are so many flags on the field.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Which insurance company marketing campaign has the best cinematic universe? I mean, I like Limu Emj and Doug and Liberty Biberty, but I'm a big fan of Geico's Humpday Camel and think he deserves a spinoff.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it kind of weird that eggs are not one of those things.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like Keenan Allen has been in the league since, at least '91.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Sooo... I dropped off of social media because I got a dumb addicting phone game. I don't know which is more unhealthy.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I regret succeeding in my goal to not buy sugar.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I feel like reviewers need a new metaphor.
A good review and a bad review of Season 2 of the paper, both referencing throwing food at walls.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Using this scale, how much do you like dogs?

Kristi Noem to Kash Patel
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mike Johnson put the house in recess again today. Mitch McConnell: Thank God! I need a factory reset and some oil on my hinges!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good day to be a Rockies fan, browsing clearance clothes at Walmart.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being a Green Day fan, I decided to watch Nimrods. It's not a good film, but it has a ton of redeeming qualities. Predictably, Green Day is what holds the movie back. The kid actors are fantastic! They're good performers and they nail the jokes; making some lame lines hilarious.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Pretty soon now, I'm going to be an old white man! Does that mean I'm going to be constantly interrupting people with useless fucking monologues? Or is that just a boomer thing?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me (to one of my cats, in my sweetest voice): You're a BAD cat! My dog: *wags tail* Me (in my 2nd sweetest voice): the fuck you wagging for? You're not bad. My dog: *pouts*
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm pretty sure, only about 10% of my followers are real. I don't block most of the others but I definitely block the crypto and AI pushing motherfuckers.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*DING!!!* You're clone is now finished.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If Macklemore wants to play at the club, down the street from me, I'll go. Pretty sure they'd be cool with his message too.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Commercials for Pizza Rolls would be more realistic if they had the kids screaming in agony as they burned their mouths on the cheese filling.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kurt Vonnegut
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've never played World of Warcraft. Is it like Dungeon Crawler Carl?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Can someone explain to me, why I keep seeing young people in Creed shirts? Are they under the impression that Creed is somehow in the same category as all of the other artists they pretend to listen to? Who told them these lies?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jackass is positive toxic masculinity! Those dudes build eachother up and laugh nonstop. I'd never agree to 95% of what they do but I like watching their friendships. When it makes them laugh, it makes me laugh.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
These DO NOT taste how you think they're going to taste. Not terrible, just extremely unexpected. FWIW, when Lays had the flavor suggestion contest, I spent a day submitting ideas based on existential concepts, so they finally came through! I also spent a day submitting mythical creatures.
A bag of Cheetos Puffs that says,  "THE FLAVOR OF FEAR"
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Countdown to staged failed assassination starts... ... ... ... NOW!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My first errand was the dispensary: 3 prerolls and a couple packs of edibles. Quickly did all of my other errands so I could spend the rest of the day enjoying my first errand.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Post a picture of you, from another era. (I'm 3rd from the left)
I microscopic picture of sperms.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I made the puppets on the back of the Cereal Monsters boxes. I was supposed to have an adult help me but I figured that was more of a suggestion, than a rule.
The Jim Henson version of Count Chocula, Boo Berry, and Frankenberry, as cut-out puppets, from the back of the cereal boxes.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On Tuesday, I saw a King Soopers (Kroger) cart in the Walmart cart morale. There is no King Soopers near that Walmart. I've been obsessed with this, ever since.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Haha, a more fitting logo for Google.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Why does everyone, I talk to, peel Peelerz? Just eat them you weirdo.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got new neighbors. I'm gonna miss the old neighbors because their AWFUL yard took the attention off of my really bad yard.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Oh man! If I had the space, I'd be $45 poorer.
A screenshot from Facebook Marketplace showing an old R2D2 drink cooler from convenience stores. It's probably 3' tall, and it's on wheels.
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"For the Oxford comma."
A Return of the King screenshot
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