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Turbulence Jones

@lukehancock.bsky.social
732 followers 722 following 5K posts

I use Bluesky as a distraction when I'm bored and for posting pictures of random stuff. I don't care for Instagram, so I use the media tab here. Mostly here for baseball and movie conversations but I rarely stick to that. 5'8" AND A HALF!!!

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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 9h
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11h
When someone chats to you, at work, what do you do? You chat back, right? Not call them, immediately, every single time, right?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sometimes, I wonder how many awards ceremonies I'm missing because I thought the nomination was junk mail and threw it away.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Same here. I am excited for Seth's other projects though. Dungeon Crawler Carl is a BIG task.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm hoping for that or a Christmas Special or something, but MacFarland's got his hand's full.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He's got a new Sci-Fi comedy about Real Housewives in space or something. Could be good. And he has Dungeon Crawler Carl, which should get a Game of Thrones / Harry Potter level audience. I think our best hope for Orville is a spinoff with a new cast.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Her and Max Burkholder and the mother... all fantastic! No offense to Scott whatshisname. He's great too but his scenes stress me out.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They gotta do a special or something. Max Burkholder is 100x funnier than Marky Mark.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New phone background! The old one was the Charlotte's Web / Fuck Ice background.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah. That's definitely one of your better ones! Glad you reposted because I missed it yesterday.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just looked it up and it's staying... for now. I like it there.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sorry for my lazy questions.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Cool. Are they letting Elitch's stay downtown?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If I ever opened Instagram, I'd follow her.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't know the geography of the neighborhood well. Will this be close to the stadium being built for The Summit?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The Last Jedi is SOOOO good!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The sticker on the tube is promising.
A tube for a pre-roll joint with a Wu-Tang-esque logo.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
With Reva, I wouldn't mind seeing more, but she didn't peak my interest too much. I'd love to see her join forces with Quinlan and Asaaj, in a Hidden Path show. Maybe even includ Chirut and Baze!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I genuinely think The Acolyte is the best non-Lucas, post '80 Stat Wars title. It showed a different kind of story than the typical good vs. evil. It asked the audience to genuinely understand every character's intentions as well as their actions. The Andor / Rogue One saga comes in 2nd, for me.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Nobody could point me to any dialog that was worse than what Lucas' scripts had.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wish I could double-boycot them.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok. Guardians, you have equal claim to undoing the curse! We're all counting on you!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My son's friend's boomer father insisting that my son watch movies about the Alamo. I told him.he only needs to watch one movie about the Alamo and it's called Pee-Wee's Big Adventure.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I subscribe to the belief (that I made up) that Chicago's other team can right, 2016's wrongs.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
White Sox.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rad!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This could get him an Emmy.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gotta go cigar. I would totally move in next door to a pipe smoker.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What about clove cigarettes? Would that do it or do people like that smell?
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh! It's already Fuck Christopher Columbus Day!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Frank Carter > John Lydon
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah but... me too.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We should be so lucky. I hope we don't get the same reckless congress we got in 2020.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'll gladly read your nerdy post, but i can't guarantee that it's something that I'm also nerdy about.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think about a joke. It makes me laugh. I word it precisely to maximize funny... 1 like. I respond to a random post with what I consider to be, "low-hanging-fruit," humor and I get 100 likes.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh! You got a guy, I see. I need to find a guy.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trying to find the right balance of weed to smoke outside so that I can detract unwanted neighbors from moving in, next door. Too much or too little can attract the wrong crowd.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's origins date back to the 17th century and it was a way of describing Toll House Cookie Dough.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
YEAH!!!!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Insta doesn't allow links to personal sites?!? (I live under a rock. I never liked the design of Instagram so I didn't play around with it much.)
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Idc what anyone says. I found this show to be pleasant! PLEASANT!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nicholas Cage is my favorite live-action Spider-Man. I found thjs out a few months ago when I watched this series.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nah. I think Danny Pudi needs an official invitation.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Blue bush alert!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ever get a song stuck in your head and you're not even sure it's real. This started happening to me when I started smoking weed.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Given her proximity to the President, I'm sure I don't like her, and I'm also sure she's had a lot of work done, but I do not feel comfortable with the way people are piling onto her.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just more vocal, in general. I used to be quiet and only recently learned that letting myself get a little louder is not only more fun for me, but the other person too. Also, laughing. Being silly during sex is the best.
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hope it comes out the 2nd Friday in November!
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Turbulence Jones @lukehancock.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Right To Jail, Right Away
ALT: Right To Jail, Right Away
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