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Ludovica

@ludovica.bsky.social
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TSOMD, MDZS+SVSSS, Hellaverse Fandom bicycle mechanic bring your morally questionable disaster twinks unto me She/They and also 🔞

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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
To celebrate the launch of Sweet Shop, the Comixology We Truly Deserve, ALL Iron Circus ebooks are ONE. DOLLAR. EACH. GET ON THIS.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just realized I have read 19 books in this series of murder mysteries, and the only time I was actually satisfied with the ending was the one book that didn't have a murder or a mystery in it
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having to write a hot, steamy sex scene with "everything will be ok" vibes right before the Dark Night of the Soul might be my least favorite part about writing erotic romance :') they're about to suffer so much......
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just had an incredible dream and I need to put it down before I forget So it all started in a field where I and my mother had to go through a deathly obstacle course, ending with killing a spectral lion, to get to a shelter where other people were already waiting.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You ever see one of those posts/short videos/comments that are like "Natives have been doing this for hundreds of years" And then the "this" is "propagating seed of the strongest plants" or "using ash to make soap" 😂
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dieticians 10 years ago: Look at all these sugar cubes, that is how much sugar there is in one can of soda! Dieticians today: It really doesn't make a difference if you drink soda with sugar or zero sugar. Make it make sense???
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why can't I just regularly have nice conversations with people I meet during my errands without the guys thinking I'm flirting and asking for my number... I'm too gay for this
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'll say this one last time: Frankenstein's monster would legally most likely be seen as his son, so while his first name is Adam, his surname would STILL be Frankenstein However: There is no "Doctor Frankenstein". Victor never got a degree.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sometimes it gets weird when you write gay erotica for what, I assume, is a mostly non-gay audience, because I'm pretty sure gay readers are more likely to read erotica written by other gay men, not the 5000th non-binary afab writer on kindle
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know its a great sign that my cat goes into deep sleep around me, but as someone with extremely strong anxiety around death, the fact I can touch her and she doesn't move is very worrying 😬
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know you're 18 books into a series of whodunnits when the 'it' still hasn't been dunn 20% into the book and you still begrudgingly keep reading
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just saw an ad that went "Average IQ of Austrians is only 100" And, I mean.... Yeah??? That's what the average IQ us supposed to be???
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sometimes I worry people will think I use ChatGPT because I use a lot of em-dashes But then I remember that I am writing xeno smut of a kind nobody but 5 people who had the exact same fandom diet from 2005 to 2020 would write, and suddenly I'm a little bit less worried
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I have just found out the answer to 2 mysteries I did not realize we're connected: Why is there always soil outside my lavender plant pot Why have there only been half as many pee clots in the kitty litter for a week or so
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In 1924, the son of the president of the United States, with access to the best medical treatment, got a blister on his foot playing tennis, it got infected, there were no antibiotics, and he died of sepsis.
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 12/08/2026
I have had a weird niche front row seat to the purity death-spiral because of the oddest part of my job: trying to advertise books with sex on social media. I cannot express how much our current reality is warped by the shifting rules about paid advertising on facebook & words discouraged by tiktok
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I guess I have to find a different program for my next book, the last was still done with a test subscription to a pretty ok program, but that was in 2021.... Does anybody know correction programs that don't use LLMs?
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hey, fellow writers and readers: If an author uses Grammarly, which does use AI, would that be considered using AI to write your story?
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✦𝐎𝐍𝐘𝐗✦ @onyx03.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
🌹 #HazbinHotel
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I just saw a recipe for Kaiserschmarrn in a GERMAN Cooking Book (English language) in the category BREAKFAST I am feeling incredibly disrespected
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Aftermath @aftermath.site · 07/08/2026
Hello local business, your AI ads are costing you customers: aftermath.site/ai-poster-ad-f...
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Catch-22 is so freaking good It's so weird and dense and clever and I know I would have absolutely hated it if I had to read it in school But good lord, I'm in my 30s now and it's just so good
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WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Ripushko @ripushko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guess the doll.🧜‍♀️
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Popcorn Bitch🥦on the Fujo Throne🔞 @popcornbitch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
shipping a consensual, safe & sane pairing all the while i'm shaking my head in disapproval so the audience knows i still love wildly toxic abusive fictional dynamics
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You think Willem Dafoe knows they made him a deer dad in one of those same-face AI shorts that's basically just a re-tread of about 50 different Chinese shows and shorts?
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Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Anyway I said this in June last year and I’m not a top-billed science communicator with inroads at PBS…
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You think Willem Dafoe knows they made him a deer dad in one of those same-face AI shorts that's basically just a re-tread of about 50 different Chinese shows and shorts?
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Ever since eating became really difficult (ADHD meds nixed my appetite nearly completely) I realized just how little calories are in everything, especially given that the 2000-calorie-a-day number is completely made up and we need more like 3000 calories a day to function normally :')
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Every once in a while I remember that because the English translation of the bible states "Love your neighbor" instead of "love the one next to you", there are people who see themselves as Christians and interpret this as "love those who are close to you" and not "love everybody around you". Wild.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Just started crying during a job interview 🙃 last time this happened to me was 2017...
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm rewatching Empresses in the Palace for the first time since I saw it a few years ago.... Honestly, knowing what will happen is making this so much more painful #cDrama
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My cat just started panting, shivering and throwing up on my balcony 😭 definitely because of the heat, because now that I shooed her inside and she's under the bed she's fine, but why didn't she come inside if she was too hot?? The door was open 😭
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I really need to vent bc I just saw this video and I don't hate myself enough to write this in the comments youtube.com/shorts/Wmnot... Tw diet culture, diet medication, weight loss talk
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“Eat What You Want on Ozempic” #wait
YouTube video by Dr Sermed Mezher
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
also it's author said this (which breaks my heart a little bit)
Hisashi Eguchi : "The ideal girl for me is the one I would have wanted to become if I was born a girl, it is not the girl i would dream to date. It is really the frustration of not being born as a girl which fuels my drawings."
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So turns out that the leaves of kohlrabi plants taste pretty much exactly like spinach when you cook them which is good because I love spinach and I am very much in doubt about whether or not these fuckers are going to ever actually get the big bellies I want them to get
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Scientific American @sciam.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Listen in on scientists finding (and falling for) a new species of octopus now called Microeledone galapagensis. Read more here www.scientificamerican.com/article/tiny...
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Does anybody else ever get into a series of clumsy accidents and then feel like you have to be stock still for the rest of the day or something even worse will happen? 😭
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Artist struggles
Comic of a puppy saying "I'm going to draw so many cool things!" Only to be stopped by metaphorical time
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm likely more aware of the problems of Chinese politics than most outside of China/the Chinese diaspora, but sometimes the way European media reports on it is ridiculous....
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Why is the newest trend in ugly-ass western AI mini dramas "woman gets murdered brutally and then watches as a ghost while everybody pretends she only plays dead"????
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The fact I can only read one book at the same time is a tragedy And I don't mean "read one book until it's done then go on to the next one". I think it would be just and right if I could be reading at least 2 books at the very same time, one eye on one, the other on the other
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Amy McEuen, Ph.D. @mceuen.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com
Bird mom admiring her “smooth round children” which hatch and become a loud handful
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Does anybody know how fast a cat can eat a sparrow? Because mine just got hold of one that smashed into my balcony window and either she snarfed that thing in 3 minutes flat or I need to go on the worst easter egg hunt ever
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 07/05/2026
I'd like to add to this that the best donation you can give is cash money. Food donations have to be checked for expiration dates or packaging damage, sorted, and stored. Food banks have access to wholesale prices so if you give them $100, they can get what would cost you $200+ to buy yourself.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I'm listening to some Leonard Cohen songs I haven't heard before, and a new song comes up with a very happy melody So I'm thinking "Oh, that's very upbeat for Leon-- ooooh ok" It's "The Captain" 😬
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Kinda tired of the "historians will say they're close friends" meme. Babe, we've been screaming about how gay everyone is for *decades*. Funding for history keeps getting cut as a result. There are entire moral panics about it. You just haven't read any history since highschool.
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Ludovica @ludovica.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
One of my big fears about weight loss drugs is that at some point, somebody will force me to go on them. The health outcomes on them are uncertain to bad. The average amount of weight you lose is 8-10%. You can never stop taking them.
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