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Lucynka

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Of the blog “Lucynka Reviews Obscure Bullshit.” Girls don’t want boys, girls want feminist analyses of Cornell Woolrich stories. Currently also reviewing stories from the romance pulps. lucynka.wordpress.com Newsletter: lucynka-staron.beehiiv.com

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JudithFlanders @judithflanders.co.uk · 9h
Important archival thread.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 19h
Pretty sure I got whistled at, walking into a funeral home. Which…was certainly a Choice™ on the whistler's part.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually part *5* of the series, but yeah. 😅 #pulp #romance #romancelandia
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually part *5* of the series, but yeah. 😅 #pulp #romance #romancelandia
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy to report my newsletter, at least, is going out on time! (Click through for obligatory link, in case you have not subscribed. /plug) Actual replies to people/messages will come next. 🙃
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
New vintage article! Part 4 of Willard E. Hawkins' series on the #romance pulps, with "The Reaction" (AUTHOR & JOURNALIST, June 1943)—that is, how the hero and heroine react to each other after their initial meeting. Can you recognize these core rxns in romance novels today? #pulp #romancelandia
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Vintage Article: “The Student Writer—The Reaction”
Circumstances (getting back to work on my Jane Littell collection, along with some Real Life stuff) mean that I’ve been unable to knock out a review this month, but there’s just enough time for a v…
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Journal of Popular Romance Studies @jprstudies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lifting the lid on Romance for Men (RFM) and the diversity of male readers who enjoy the genre. A fascinating (and dare we say, optimistic) article. www.theguardian.com/books/2026/s...
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The secret lives of men who read romance books: ‘My life is full of love, so I’m drawn to them’
It’s often assumed straight men are not interested in romantic fiction – but many are sharing their passion in forums online
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know in my last newsletter I said I was hoping to (finally) have another pulp story to share in digital format, but…uh…yeah, circumstances have intervened and that's not going to happen. We'll see if I can even get my newsletter out on time this month.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those last lines, though. ❤️
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know in my last newsletter I said I was hoping to (finally) have another pulp story to share in digital format, but…uh…yeah, circumstances have intervened and that's not going to happen. We'll see if I can even get my newsletter out on time this month.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back home, and it feels good, but I do miss a walkable city.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found a place that can make a Last Word with real chartreuse, now so tipsy, omg. Will I regret tonight and/or this post? Yet to be seen.
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Frankie Frankenstein @friendfrankenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
gonna start tricking all the new Coyote/Roadrunner shippers into watching Lupin the Third. come closer. come closer it's Literally The Same Dynamic just the roadrunners french. come closer.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day three of this migraine, and I'm getting REALLY fucking sick of it… 🫩 My only consolation is they tend to finally lift after three days (though they have, on a rare occasion, been known to last four).
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Professionally Nosy @professionallynosy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Rage Against the Machine/Les Mis mashup is complete. This is my interpretation of the quilt guild’s summer challenge “quilt with your interpretation and/or feelings towards our current ‘democracy’” all hand stitched.
Quilt hanging on a card catalog. Neutral background with navy cursive appliqué “Do you hear thr people sing?” The background is embroidered in red starting light and getting bolder the lyrics to “killing in the name” the quilting effect is a focused sunburst from the center.
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Herr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Speaking of Columbo (and always speaking of comics), I mocked these up on Tumblr right about when the podcast was wrapping up. Although he's cameo'd in a few comics, it's unfortunate to say that Columbo never starred in a comic strip of his own. I'm proud of the story titles and the fake NBC brand.
A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: It's canine calamity when Dog is the only witness to a shocking pet salon murder! Don't miss COLUMBO FOR DOG-CATCHER!" There are inset photos of Peter Falk as Columbo and his dog, Dog.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "A murdering minister has a sinister proposal for Columbo when DEATH CHEATS THE BRIDE" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo, and a corner of the comic is missing.A fake Columbo comic book cover from Gold Key publishing. The title is COLUMBO and in captions it reads: "TV's disheveled detective matches wits with a cowboy killer. THE OLD-WEST MOVIE MURDERS!" There is an inset photo of Peter Falk as Columbo.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, THAT was a fucking wild dream. I kind of love it when your dreams clearly incorporate recent events you experienced, like your brain is definitely trying to figure some stuff out or else just do some sorting/filing, but what a fucking weird combination of things/themes, pfft.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In case you missed it yesterday! #pulp #noir #cornellwoolrich
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another throwback! Two years ago today I posted abt "The Mystery of Woman," a rare Cornell Woolrich opinion piece from LADIES' HOME JOURNAL (July 1944), that solidified him as a feminist-leaning author for me. (If I ever collect my Woolrich reviews/essays, this will no doubt be the opener.) #noir
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“The Mystery of Woman”: Cornell Woolrich as a proto-feminist author.
I take the viewpoint that women have been labeled mysterious simply because they so often fail to conform to the pattern of behavior that men have set for them.  She just did something he didn’t li…
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Another throwback! Two years ago today I posted abt "The Mystery of Woman," a rare Cornell Woolrich opinion piece from LADIES' HOME JOURNAL (July 1944), that solidified him as a feminist-leaning author for me. (If I ever collect my Woolrich reviews/essays, this will no doubt be the opener.) #noir
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“The Mystery of Woman”: Cornell Woolrich as a proto-feminist author.
I take the viewpoint that women have been labeled mysterious simply because they so often fail to conform to the pattern of behavior that men have set for them.  She just did something he didn’t li…
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 16/09/2026
@lucynka.bsky.social Something maybe relevant to your interests: archive.org/details/micr...
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Obscenity in the Mails: Controls on Second-Class Privileges 1942-1957.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newest #pulp acquisition: COMPLETE LOVE (April 1939). I picked it up for the Frances Lake (McKenna) story, but I'll admit a couple others intrigue me as well. #romance #romancelandia
The cover of the issue (artist unknown).  Against a dark blue background, it's a close-up of a blonde white woman and a brown-haired white man in a romantic embrace.  She's turned mostly to "camera," while he's got his lips close to her cheek.  Stories advertised are: "So Beautiful—So False!" by Frances Lake, "Footloose Fiancée" by Val Newell, and "A Menace To Men" by Peggy Gaddis.The table of contents, with other stories by Helen Hibbard Dau, Rowena R. Farrar, Ethel Murphy, Florence Laughlin, Marjorie Green, Allyn Harris, and Marie McGookey (with a poem by Celia Keegan).
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me in the morning, the day after getting my flu vaccine: Okay, it's just a low-level sinus headache! Irritating, but tolerable! 👍 Me in the afternoon, realizing my entire morning was a drowsy blur: Okay, yeah, it's good you were prepared to take it easy today, just in case. 🫠😂
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The joy [of single POV romances] is in the moment of revelation and then thinking back on all the cues that the reader and the narrator missed together." I don't hate dual POV in principle, but in practice I do indeed often have issues w/ it, because it can so easily kill the narrative tension. 😕
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Steve Ammidown @stegan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t just want mass market paperbacks back, I also want the return of the 180-200 page mass market paperback. Make brevity the soul of wit again!
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at 99's hair and thinking, "That could be me again*… 💕" (albeit sans the bangs). *I rocked a very similar long bob for a few years in my twenties. #GetSmart
A screencap from s3ep19, "99 Loses CONTROL."  Max and 99 stand next to each other—he's petulantly fiddling with a cigarette and a liquor bottle while she's exasperatedly rolling her eyes at the situation.  (He's crashed her European engagement to a French casino owner, getting himself set up as her fiancé's bodyguard, and is completely denying it's because he has feelings for her, or is jealous, or anything like that.)  He's wearing a very snazzy (and unusual!) brown tuxedo, while she has on a white-and-pink-striped short-sleeved dress.  Her brown hair is in a long, sleek bob with bangs.
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Reina (she/her) @reinamwilliams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Love this history! Talented author Piper Huguley wrote a historical novel about Lowe: piperhuguley.com
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Piper Huguley
Author of Historical Fiction featuring African American Characters
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Newest #pulp acquisition: COMPLETE LOVE (April 1939). I picked it up for the Frances Lake (McKenna) story, but I'll admit a couple others intrigue me as well. #romance #romancelandia
The cover of the issue (artist unknown).  Against a dark blue background, it's a close-up of a blonde white woman and a brown-haired white man in a romantic embrace.  She's turned mostly to "camera," while he's got his lips close to her cheek.  Stories advertised are: "So Beautiful—So False!" by Frances Lake, "Footloose Fiancée" by Val Newell, and "A Menace To Men" by Peggy Gaddis.The table of contents, with other stories by Helen Hibbard Dau, Rowena R. Farrar, Ethel Murphy, Florence Laughlin, Marjorie Green, Allyn Harris, and Marie McGookey (with a poem by Celia Keegan).
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't have access to this story (it was advertised at the end of one of Jane Littell's), but "a bit of fluff" and "sparkling" are actually really good descriptors of C.S. Montanye's romances (complimentary). #pulp #romance
C. S. MONTANYE

Watch for this writer's next tale, "A Bit of Fluff," that will appear in the very near future in SWEETHEART STORIES.  It has the sparkling Montanye touch!
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Onto "Her 'Personal Appearance' " by Jane Littell (SWEETHEART STORIES, April 24, 1928). This one features a popular Hollywood starlet and a newspaper critic who keeps panning her films, ohohoho! (⁠✿⁠☉‿☉⁠) #pulp #romance #romancelandia
"You're decidedly better-looking off the screen than on."  It was the customary tribute.

"Oh, come now!" begged the girl.  "Let's be natural.  No compliments.  No fluffy nonsense."  The blue eyes twinkled at him with a good-humored camaraderie, promising a cleverness he never would have suspected from her films.  "Please!  I've read your criticisms, and I know you think Sheba Stasa is a tow-headed moron of the lowest grade.  And I'll bet you a dinner you're bored to death at the prospect of piloting me around this evening.  So let's make it as easy as possible for you.  Pretend I'm deaf—as well as dumb.  But save your second speech—you know, the regulation one about why don't they give me better stories."  [continued in next]"Why—you—you—impertinent little vixen!" burst from him.  And they weren't the words that tried to get themselves said, either.

Before he could finish what he wanted to say, she burst into delighted laughter.  He went on furiously:

"Do you think that's any way to treat the critic of the New York Express?  When you've got a new film to be reviewed day after to-morrow?"

"Atta boy, Jerome!" she chortled.  "Now you're being natural!  You surely can't say anything worse than you've already said about Sheba Stasa.  Sam Schmitz told me to handle you with gloves, but I've a notion that you prefer the eight-ounce variety.  You ought to be writing sports instead of movie criticisms—"
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Laura Vivanco @lauravivanco.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This includes a quote from IASPR's own @dramyburge.bsky.social !
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Smart Bitches @smartbitches.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Historical romance heroes have a few favorite options for revenge. Want to hang out while we look at the new releases from the February 2012 issue of Romantic Times magazine? Look for Smart Podcast Trashy Books where you get your shows, or join us on youtube!  📺 youtu.be/cAcTl6ApAHo
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Next in my Jane Littell manuscripting is "Alla's Artist" (SWEETHEART STORIES, April 3, 1928), which is a pretty standard "heiress heroine and her overprotective dad" story, though it does at least take a fun/funny turn at the end. Also, the artist hero's name is "Opie." #pulp #romance
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Now we're onto Jane Littell's "Wishes Come True" (SWEETHEART STORIES, March 27, 1928). This ad was presumably in the March 20 issue. Littell's still finding her fiction feet, but the trend of unusual heroines continues w/ a Russian (more often cast as villainesses). #pulp #romance #romancelandia
WISHES COME TRUE

Sonia Savinoff was a wistful little Russian girl who grew into a beautiful woman.  And Sonia, in her childhood, wished for many things, all of which came true.  Among the wishes, however, were a few that she later regretted—a few that in her beautiful young womanhood she endeavored to re-word…  Read this delightful tale, "Wishes Come True," by Jane Littell, in next week's issue of Sweetheart Stories.  You'll find it something of unusual appeal.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
In case you missed it, I FINALLY finished up this story today! It's…odd?
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So many podcasts, so many I would prefer to just skim a transcript of, as opposed to actually listen to (even at 2x speed).
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! As has become tradition, I would like to bring back this cover of ALL-STORY LOVE STORIES (September 21, 1935). Artist probably Mary Frances Morgan. ❤️‍🔥 #pulp #romance #romancelandia
A white woman in a pink trench coat looks directly at the viewer and holds a sign around her neck that says, "ON STRIKE — THIS COMPANY UNFAIR TO GIRLS of [rest unreadable]."  A white man stands behind her in a beige trench coat, holding an unopened umbrella, looking at her in what I'm hoping/assuming is admiration.  The whole scene is rainy.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In case you missed it last night, I did a short live-blog of Madeleine Sharps Buchanan's "The Love Island," which was ridiculous and fun (ridiculously fun?) and even featured some class conflict!
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
In case you missed it last night, I did a short live-blog of Madeleine Sharps Buchanan's "The Love Island," which was ridiculous and fun (ridiculously fun?) and even featured some class conflict!
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! As has become tradition, I would like to bring back this cover of ALL-STORY LOVE STORIES (September 21, 1935). Artist probably Mary Frances Morgan. ❤️‍🔥 #pulp #romance #romancelandia
A white woman in a pink trench coat looks directly at the viewer and holds a sign around her neck that says, "ON STRIKE — THIS COMPANY UNFAIR TO GIRLS of [rest unreadable]."  A white man stands behind her in a beige trench coat, holding an unopened umbrella, looking at her in what I'm hoping/assuming is admiration.  The whole scene is rainy.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
One would think, judging by the woman's expression, that the "witches' brew" of the title refers to a hellacious fart her companion just released. (DETECTIVE FICTION WEEKLY, June 6, 1931.) #pulp #mystery
The cover of the issue in question (artist unknown), advertising the first part of Madeleine Sharps Buchanan's serial, "Witches' Brew."  Against a yellow background, a white man holding a pistol mounts a porch/platform to see a white X on the floor/ground.  A white woman trails behind him, and ostensibly her face is supposed to be full of horror?  But in truth she just looks like she smelled something awful.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Against my better judgment (simply because I have other things I should be reading 😅) I started one of Madeleine Sharps Buchanan's few romances, and I'm kind of in love with the premise? (From "The Love Island," ALL-STORY LOVE, October 18, 1930.) #pulp #romance #romancelandia #notthatloveisland
"Warden," she said quietly while the chill wind blew her froth of fair curls about and she clung to the rail as the ship lifted again, "Kirk says he will never give me up, and I believe him.  I hate him.  Our families have held marriage with him over my head ever since I can remember.  I'd do anything to escape!  He just told me he had a minister waiting in the second cabin to marry us.  If you will come with me and marry me yourself, I will give you a check for twenty-five thousand dollars and my word that you will be freed the moment I have done with Kirk Brown forever.  If this ship goes down—well, none of it will matter."

"You realize what you are saying?" asked Warden slowly.  "You, the beauty, the heiress, the exclusive Miss Trent, are asking me, a valet, a paid servant, to marry you?"
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Sinister Masquerade," a "fine detective story" by Madeleine Sharps Buchanan, "in which a girl crook dares all." (In two parts.) YES, PLEASE. (⁠✿⁠☉‿☉⁠) #pulp
The January 2, 1926 cover of FLYNN'S magazine (would later become DETECTIVE FICTION WEEKLY), advertising "Sinister Masquerade," which was a two-part serial.  A blonde white woman in a cloche hat stares in wide-eyed surprise/horror at the viewer.  She seems to be looking through a window, and her face is brightly lit, as if from artificial light from inside.  (The bars of the window frame kind of imitate/echo the appearance of prison bars, which is neat.)  The sky/background behind her is dark blue.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Sinister Masquerade," a "fine detective story" by Madeleine Sharps Buchanan, "in which a girl crook dares all." (In two parts.) YES, PLEASE. (⁠✿⁠☉‿☉⁠) #pulp
The January 2, 1926 cover of FLYNN'S magazine (would later become DETECTIVE FICTION WEEKLY), advertising "Sinister Masquerade," which was a two-part serial.  A blonde white woman in a cloche hat stares in wide-eyed surprise/horror at the viewer.  She seems to be looking through a window, and her face is brightly lit, as if from artificial light from inside.  (The bars of the window frame kind of imitate/echo the appearance of prison bars, which is neat.)  The sky/background behind her is dark blue.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 05/09/2026
The thing to understand about romance is that romance will absolutely shank romance in a drive-by romance-on-romance shanking, but that just makes us very good at shanking, and there are so many of us that we have a lot of practice.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Anyway, found this poem in the June 1924 issue of WOMAN'S WORLD, which is nice little reminder that there are plenty of reasons why a woman might not have children (and none of them are any of your business). #poetry
The Childless Woman
By Corinne F. Wright

Is the golden hair of your boy,
Or his shining eyes of blue;
His roguish ways and his laughter—
Any more real to you
Than the echoing voice I have waited
And longed for, but never hear?
Is the childish form of my dream-child
Any less real and dear?
Can you love any more the pattering steps
And laughter of your little lad
Than I love and hark for the step on the stair
Of the child I never had?
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FUCK YEAH, more issues of WOMAN'S WORLD have shown up on HathiTrust, including all of 1922, so I now have the last missing part of Madeleine Sharps Buchanan's adventure/romance, "The Captive of Canzarra." (⁠✿⁠☉‿☉⁠) It has a lot of secondary couple Tania Merceroff & Teddy Ransom, and Tania is ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
[An excerpt from part 4 of the story, as found in the March 1922 issue.  Problematic elements of the story aside, I love her.  She's like fucking Rambo, just armed to the teeth.  When she says "more of what you saw me use" here, she's referring to literal bombs that she stashed in her coat.]

"Do not follow me again!" she spoke with a brief, sharp command.  "You only hamper me.  I am at home here with these brutes.  I went prepared.  I know every step of the way and I can guide your friends back here by a shorter path.  I have more of what you saw me use and my pistol and dagger.  Stay here in safety, Teddy."

Ransom reached out and snatched her close against him.

"What, do you think I am to let—" he began hotly.

Tania silenced him with a soft, cold cheek pressed against his lips.
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Had a frustrating day, so I treated myself to a romance pulp I've had my eye on for a while (it has a Frances Lake McKenna story in it!). Also considering treating myself to the ebook of this Gothic romance I've been curious about. 🤔 It isn't available through my library system, and while I'd…
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Lucynka @lucynka.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Back to work on my Jane Littell pulp romance collection (OMG, RIGHT???), and thinking about this as a potential cover image. It's from an issue that she was featured in, but potentially too moody? There's also the fact that I would still need to (somehow) get a high-res version of it. 😕 Thoughts?
The cover of LOVE STORY MAGAZINE (September 22, 1928), by Modest Stein.  A white woman with brown hair in a red dress sits on a dock with her legs dangling down, her arm wrapped around a support post, looking longingly out into the distance.  Authors Vivian Grey and May Wynne ("and others") are advertised, but the illustration doesn't seem to be representative of any story in particular.
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