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Lucifer Crystallis

@lucy.kotsu.red
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Nullius in verba This Republic is failing. Brother of @kotsu.red, creator of @camplizard.com

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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 22/09/2026
I don’t care about illegal immigration. And neither should you.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 11/09/2026
Here’s a good read to start your 9/11 quarter century anniversary.
On August 23, 2001, less than three weeks before the attacks, the Mossad gave the American government the names of 19 residents suspected of intending to perpetrate an attack against the United States. Among the names were those of Mohamed Atta, Marwan al-Shehhi, Khalid al-Mihdhar, and Nawaf al-Hazmi. It is not known if the list contained all the names of the hijackers or if the list length itself were a coincidence; only those four have been made known.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 05/09/2026
Update: Luke can’t even eat on the same table as his family because of these new houses being built, and the heat making curtains a suspicious addition. I’m betting Mark isn’t so jealous anymore amirite?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 05/09/2026
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 05/09/2026
Wait, what’s going on? So you’re telling me Trump’s board of peace got a committee formed that was jointly agreed on by Hamas, Fatah, and the IDF, and there’s new elections scheduled for the Palestinian authority? Am I missing something or did Trump actually do something here?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 02/09/2026
If Bernie won in 2020, the world today would be 10x better, and he’d still be president today. If he won in 2016, the world today would’ve been 50x better, and the current president would’ve been a woman, probably Warren. AOC needs to run in 2028. And she needs to win.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 09/08/2025
“Batman can beat anyone with sufficient prep time” Bold of you to assume he will get sufficient prep time.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 02/09/2026
Mark is so privileged in Among the Hidden. “Waaah, it’s unfair that I have to do Luke’s chores now that he’s unable to go outside without the government going after them!!!” Middle child syndrome amirite?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 31/08/2026
Just got done watching Coyote v Acme, genuinely flabbergasted that WB planned to shelve this movie.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 28/08/2026
I remember when, in Once Upon a Time, Hook died, went through a whole arc in Hell where he earned his path to Olympia, and then Zeus just… let him return to life.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 20/08/2026
The fact that WB got caught using AI makes me not trust their output anymore… like, how can I trust that any of it is human made?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 02/08/2026
Oh my god this fight just turned into a flipping looney tunes type fight.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 01/08/2026
Guys I’m literally 2 1/2 episodes away from gear 5 Luffy!
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 28/07/2026
So… are we ignoring the fact that Aladdin definitely killed 2 people when he stole that loaf of bread?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 22/07/2026
I honestly think most people who still support Trump does so under the sunk cost fallacy- They already wasted a whole decade of their lives to this charlatan and as such to admit such a thing would be to lose all that time.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 14/07/2026
One Piece did a very good job making Big Mom absolutely terrifying, like a force of nature that you must get as far as possible from.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 13/07/2026
God Usopp could take on Superman.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 13/07/2026
Still have yet to see evidence of illegal immigration harming America.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 06/07/2026
Monkey D Luffy is not stupid. He does stupid things. These are very different things.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 30/06/2026
So, I’m watching the fight between Nami and Luffy vs that biscuit guy from whole cake, and Nami is in complete control of the battlefield right now.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 19/04/2026
Crazy the Abkhaz constitution starts like this when they expelled half the population prior to the referendum adopting this.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 11/04/2026
Buggy: “I AM NOT THE MESSIAH!!!” Impel Down Prisoners: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!”
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 31/03/2026
Just saying, having a Jewish president who opposes the genocide of the Palestinians would’ve been really nice right about now…
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 18/02/2026
😭😭😭 I just died in a bastion and lost some really good gear! I want my fire aspect back!
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 17/02/2026
Imagine being a conspiracy theorist, and accusing your enemies of this horrific conspiracy, and this conspiracy turned out to be true, and then imagine electing one of those very co-conspirators to the White House and becoming a cult-level worshipper of this co-conspirator. Couldn’t be me.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 10/02/2026
LET ME IN MY GAME!!!!!!!!
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 09/02/2026
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 30/01/2026
Ran into a protest while on the bus. We Arizonans ain’t taking fascism lying down.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 25/01/2026
Remember when Kamala Harris said Donald Trump was a threat to democracy? Do you believe her now?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 18/10/2025
Hey, so, anyone think Marvel is gonna use the secret wars event to erase the mind wipe that led everyone to forget who Peter Parker is? Because it seems like that’s the direction they’re gonna go on.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 07/10/2025
Genuinely do not get the complaints about how Earth X wasn’t focused on that much in last Thursdays episode of Peacemaker, like unironically what exactly were you expecting to happen?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 18/09/2025
Fuck Charlie Kirk. And Fuck Pam Bondi for threatening to arrest me for saying that. Fuck Donald Trump for hiring Bondi. And fuck you if you agree with how the right has acted the past few days.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 13/09/2025
When we didn’t know who shot Kirk, the GOP was calling for civil war, mass shootings, and political violence. Now that we know, they’re very quiet about vengeance. They don’t care about violence. They don’t even care who the victim is. Just who the perpetrator was. They want an excuse to kill us.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 09/09/2025
The moment you push against the idea that the dems “failed to prosecute Trump” and it ends with them admitting they want to imprison him regardless of judicial outcome, or even execute him.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 09/09/2025
Goddamn, imagine being a tankie who thinks due process is an anti communist position.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 04/09/2025
James Gunn gave us the first good Superman movie in 45 years, and the first Superman movie, period, in 12 years. Now we have at least 2 more summers with a Superman adjacent movie (Supergirl 2026, Man of Tomorrow 2027) coming out. This is a good time to be a Superman fan.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 04/09/2025
I think I figured out what my favorite scene in Superman is. It’s the scene where Clark speaks to his father about the decoded message, and his father tells him how proud he is. I absolutely love that scene.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 24/08/2025
I think I found one of the worst reviews of a TV show ever made. This is what happens when you don’t pay attention to the media you’re consuming. youtu.be/5zdoSwuaYWM?...
youtu.be
Creature Commandos is a CONFUSING mess
YouTube video by Shandy Dasquire
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 19/08/2025
Superman: loses a fight for the first time in his career after 3 years active Snyder-Cult: “Lol, this dudes weak, DC Is Dead!!!”
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 09/08/2025
“Batman can beat anyone with sufficient prep time” Bold of you to assume he will get sufficient prep time.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 08/08/2025
Spider-Man would do a better job at clearing crime in Gotham than Batman does.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 16/06/2025
The most powerful question in a free republic is “under what authority?”, as soon as that question loses its power, the republic ceases to be free.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 06/06/2025
17 minutes into Heaven Sent, the best line in Doctor Who was spoken: “It’s funny, the day you lose someone isn’t the worst. At least you got something to do. It’s all the days they stay dead.”
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 06/06/2025
RTD: “This is a new era for Doctor Who!” Disney: “you only get 8 episodes per season” Also Disney: “we’re not advertising this” Also Disney: “who knows if we’re getting a third season? 🤷🏻‍♂️”
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 01/06/2025
Update-The spaceship farted. I’m not joking. This was a wild episode.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 01/06/2025
Uh… I just started watching the first season of the Gatwa era of Doctor Who… Did… did they just accidentally adopt 20 babies?
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 01/06/2025
So… uh… Billie Piper is back… as The 16th Doctor… I don’t know how to feel about this… I think I’m just gonna wait until the writing comes in before I figure that out…
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 31/05/2025
Why isn’t the designated survivor always the DHS secretary? I’m pretty sure if something happens where the entire government is… out of commission… That sounds like a homeland security issue.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 19/05/2025
Lol, they’re not retconning the timeless child narrative guys, the 15th Doctor literally said he was “adopted” by Gallifrey. He’s a time lord through adoption.
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Lucifer Crystallis @lucy.kotsu.red · 19/05/2025
Damn, Biden doomed us to another term of Trump because *HE* wanted the second term, yet he wouldn’t have even made it past this year.
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