Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 1hProblem is, v few of my childhood friends knew what I was talking about... 110
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Breaking news - Breaking the News is now available on YouTube! #BTN #TopicalComedy www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tur5...youtube.comWorst Traitor Ever? | Breaking the NewsYouTube video by BBC Scottish Comedy 010
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Goodnight Hookland. May your sleep be sound and your heart be light. 120
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You only have until 8pm (BST) tomorrow to send us your biohazard horror 🦝 We still have room in our brainpans for things that creep and grow and burn and infect and transform and generally mess with us. Inspo and info here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio...trashcatlit.comCall for Biohazard HorrorFor our first Halloween issue, we want HORROR flash with a biohazardous flavour and a speculative seasoning. There are many subgenres in horror storytelling, and we’d love to see a variety in… 0107
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsWriters’ HQ @writershq.bsky.social · 09/10/2026For anyone wondering what to do without NanoWrimo, we have a completely new, completely free project tracker so you can still aim for 50k in 30 days AND win gold stars for your efforts (and we do a thing called Write November which is also awesome) writershq.co.uk/project-trac...writershq.co.ukProject Tracker for Creative WritersKeep on top of your WIP by tracking by words, pages, chapters, or time spent writing. Plus downloadable progress log to AI-proof your work. 033
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Check out the return of Breaking the News on BBC Sounds (audio) and on BBC Scotland (TV - 11pm today) if you're in need of a good laugh. (There's a tiny contribution from me in there somewhere...) #TopicalComedy #BTN www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...bbc.co.ukBBC Radio Scotland - Breaking the News, Rosco McClelland, Amanda Dwyer, Chris Forbes and Tiffany StevensonDes Clarke hosts Scotland's award-winning satirical news quiz. 071
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsNational Flash Fiction Day @natflashfictionday.bsky.social · 08/10/2026For the evening crowd! 021
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Some ideas for a biohazard horror flash from Trash Cat 🦝 There are now only SIX days left to write and submit your horrifying dark biology 🖤 100 to 1000 words. Any subgenre. Inspo and info here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... 053
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Come on all you horror flash writers - we need your biologically hazardous wordage in the bin☣️ Our Halloween sub call is open until 11th October. 100-1000 words. Any horror subgenre. Visit our sub call page for inspo and info 🦝 trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #horrorwriting #submissioncalls 0910
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026As we prepare to say farewell to September, remember you have until 8pm (UK) on 11th October to sub your biohazard horror flash. Our Ed loves the dark side of microbes, insects and botany. Weird sentience. Mutation. Moulds and fungi. Get on it here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio...trashcatlit.comCall for Biohazard HorrorFor our first Halloween issue, we want HORROR flash with a biohazardous flavour and a speculative seasoning and a speculative seasoning. There are many subgenres in horror storytelling, and we̵… 043
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Our very first prose poetry issue is NOW LIVE 🦝 Twenty absolute stunners for you to savour. Huge thanks to Jude Potts @judepickledplum.bsky.social for her reading assistance. We'll start highlighting these beauts soon. For now, grab a brew and lose yourself 💜 trashcatlit.com/prose-poetry... 1/2trashcatlit.comProse Poetry, September 2026We have twenty beautiful pieces in this, our first issue of prose poetry. Inspired by a very special raccoon, Jimothy, the theme was a celebration of tenacity and difference. Click on the images to… 12710
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We're getting well excited for all your biohazards here in the bin! 🦝 Make it gross, make it creepy, make it terrifying, make it horror. Give us your darkest biology, 100-1000 words. Open 27th Sept to 11th Oct for Halloween launch. Get informed here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #horrorwriting 073
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsOfficer Karen @kazbaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I bloody love the world Jim Henson envisaged and presented to us. Wish he were here. Happy 90th birthday, Jim Henson.static.klipy.comKermit and Rowlf on The Muppet Show StageALT: Kermit and Rowlf on The Muppet Show Stage 113319
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Shout out to the staff at Newcastle Eye Centre, Royal Victoria Infirmary, who were all efficient, reassuring, and generally fabulous. #Toon #NHS 040
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just done at the Eye Hospital. IYKYKstatic.klipy.comRalph Wiggum Takes a PillAlt: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons is given a pill and his pupils dilate. 251
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026With apologies for any implied toxic masculinity - I've just spent a week with my elderly parent... 010
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Warning: contains twisted news items, including a pinch from me. Have a listen. It'll put hairs on your chest (whether you want them or not). www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...bbc.co.ukBBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 17, The Days of Earl(y) SpencerThe Days of Earl(y) Spencer, as Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical soundscape. 130
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Our next sub call creeps ever closer and it's our first for horror only 🦝 We want biohazards and our sub call page has inspirational images and ideas. Unleash your dark biology...call open 27th Sept to 11th Oct and publishes on All Hallows Eve trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #submissioncalls 0711
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026More teasings for our first prose poem issue, coming Monday 🦝 @kathyprokhovnik.bsky.social gives us a vast fragment of love in one piece, and the sea, senses, & structure in her second 💜 Sumitra Singam @pleomorphic2.bsky.social gives us relatable pain, momentum and acceptance in the yoga studio 💜 052
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Watching the live stream of 45/47's UN speech. I swear there are bots trying to out-insult each other in the chat. It's hilarious. Less toe-curling than the speech anyway. 011
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Me: *subs dark, gothic flash* *checks watch* Better get on with writing those topical jokes... #WriterWeirdness #AmWritingstatic.klipy.comAnne Hathaway's Funny 2Faced MomentAlt: Anne Hathaway waves a black lace fan in front of her face, changing her face from scared to evil grin. 020
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026As well as spotlighting @joycebingham.bsky.social's stories today, we also have the Q&A she did with Trash Cat. Get informed and inspired trashcatlit.com/2026/09/16/q...trashcatlit.comQ & A with Joyce BinghamMy writing mojo is cyclic, so I’m used to having days when new writing just doesn’t happen, I try to relax into it. I edit if I have something written. Otherwise, I go and potter in the garden or t… 1127
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Probably, but then he's cleverer than me. 110
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026So AI models are basically teens then. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...theguardian.comAI models chatting in ‘surreal’ dialect mixing poetic language and tech bro jargonExperts air concern over AI lingo redolent of James Joyce’s prose that is creating headaches for monitoring and oversight 100
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026True, I've always been unfocused... Just now I have no reason to mask it. 😂 010
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026FFS US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space www.theguardian.com/science/2026...theguardian.comUS confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in spaceAnalysts warn of an acceleration in high-risk arms race with Russia and China in Earth’s orbit 000
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Discovering that Helena Bonham Carter guest-starred in Miami Vice has been the best moment of my week so far... youtu.be/_rdoyvvHDa8?...youtu.beMiami Vice - Spotlight: Helena Bonham Carter | NBC ClassicsYouTube video by NBC Classics 000
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026We're thrilled to reveal the contributor line up for our very first prose poetry issue 🦝 Look out for this 20-piece issue on 28th September, it's a beaut 💜 @madeleinewrite.bsky.social Moira Ashley, Lavanya Arora, Polly Conway, @sandrinado.bsky.social @bronwengriffiths.bsky.social Rachel Jones 1/2 1225
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026That's where I'm from!Shame you didn't get the views, but the walks are good anyway. Especially love the Iron Age fort on the Herefordshire Beacon. 120
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026See here for further reading: www.newharbinger.com/978162625170...newharbinger.comAdult Children of Emotionally Immature ParentsA New York Times bestseller—with 1.5 million copies sold!If you grew up with an emotionally immature, unavailable, or selfish parent, you may have lingeri... 010
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Anyone who wants to correct my formula can kindly go to the same place my mother's advice goes, i.e. the bin, along with her conspiracy theories and the racism. 110
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026([length of my life in years] - 1) = 1 x phone call with my mother #AdultChildMaths 110
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Well it's clean now. I just have to get my shit together for the rest of the house. It's only once a year, until they move here 😂🤣😳 120
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Hard to care about cleaning the kitchen for a parent's impending annual visit when your nihilist tendencies are being exacerbated by the news. Hey ho. #EndTimes 130
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Bravo! Took me right back to my media undergrad days. Only yours was better 🙂 220
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Our prose poem submissions close at 8pm tonight (BST). Don't delay if you want us to help celebrate tenacity and difference in honour of the adorable trash cat, #Jimothy trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...trashcatlit.comCall for Prose PoemsJimothy, the Seattle trash cat with short spine syndrome, has taken the internet by storm. We obviously love how adorable he is with his squished-up body and cheeky scamper, but also how incredibly… 031
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I'm saving it for later, because I know I'll watch it too quickly 🙂 120
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It really is a great story, so no problem! 020
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsWriters’ HQ @writershq.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Last chance to join! We are super excited for a generative workshop with the amazing @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social as part of the Writing as Resistance Festival. What worlds are we writing into existence, and what are the milestones along the way? Book here writershq.co.uk/whq-event/sp... 064
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sub for Jimothy! (Also sub if you want to join a really supportive community of writers.) 030
Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Was writing into the wee hours, and again all today. Fantastic sense of achievement, but this is the current view from my mirror: #AmWritingstatic.klipy.comCartoon Cat Confused, Scratches HeadAlt: Tom the grey cartoon cat, taping his eyes open to stay awake. 160
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Today we are spotlighting @amberken.bsky.social and her fab speculative flash 🦝 We loved how the worry of a pregnant mother bleeds into this wonderfully non-techy story of time travel. Reader @leighloveday.bsky.social said: Inventive, intelligent and empathetic. trashcatlit.com/time-space-a... 3156
Reposted by Lucienne CummingsTrash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Our prose poetry call is open until the 10th. Some ideas that fit the theme of tenacity and difference... A plant surviving in a hostile environment 🌱 A spider whose web is repeatedly broken 🕸️ A street dog helps a lost child get home 🐕 trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...trashcatlit.comCall for Prose PoemsJimothy, the Seattle trash cat with short spine syndrome, has taken the internet by storm. We obviously love how adorable he is with his squished-up body and cheeky scamper, but also how incredibly… 0106