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Lucienne Cummings

@lucimcummings.bsky.social
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Writer of tiny things. Fiction: NFFD, Mslexia, Neither Fish Nor Foul, Funny Pearls, Trash Cat Lit. Gags: Breaking The News, Noising Up, The Skewer, Newsjack. She/her luciennecummings.com www.comedy.co.uk/people/lucienne-cu…

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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Come on all you horror flash writers - we need your biologically hazardous wordage in the bin☣️ Our Halloween sub call is open until 11th October. 100-1000 words. Any horror subgenre. Visit our sub call page for inspo and info 🦝 trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #horrorwriting #submissioncalls
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As we prepare to say farewell to September, remember you have until 8pm (UK) on 11th October to sub your biohazard horror flash. Our Ed loves the dark side of microbes, insects and botany. Weird sentience. Mutation. Moulds and fungi. Get on it here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio...
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Call for Biohazard Horror
For our first Halloween issue, we want HORROR flash with a biohazardous flavour and a speculative seasoning and a speculative seasoning. There are many subgenres in horror storytelling, and we&#821…
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our very first prose poetry issue is NOW LIVE 🦝 Twenty absolute stunners for you to savour. Huge thanks to Jude Potts @judepickledplum.bsky.social for her reading assistance. We'll start highlighting these beauts soon. For now, grab a brew and lose yourself 💜 trashcatlit.com/prose-poetry... 1/2
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Prose Poetry, September 2026
We have twenty beautiful pieces in this, our first issue of prose poetry. Inspired by a very special raccoon, Jimothy, the theme was a celebration of tenacity and difference. Click on the images to…
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We're getting well excited for all your biohazards here in the bin! 🦝 Make it gross, make it creepy, make it terrifying, make it horror. Give us your darkest biology, 100-1000 words. Open 27th Sept to 11th Oct for Halloween launch. Get informed here: trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #horrorwriting
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Officer Karen @kazbaaa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I bloody love the world Jim Henson envisaged and presented to us. Wish he were here. Happy 90th birthday, Jim Henson.
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Kermit and Rowlf on The Muppet Show Stage
ALT: Kermit and Rowlf on The Muppet Show Stage
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just done at the Eye Hospital. IYKYK
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Ralph Wiggum Takes a Pill
Alt: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons is given a pill and his pupils dilate.
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Warning: contains twisted news items, including a pinch from me. Have a listen. It'll put hairs on your chest (whether you want them or not). www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...
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BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 17, The Days of Earl(y) Spencer
The Days of Earl(y) Spencer, as Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical soundscape.
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Our next sub call creeps ever closer and it's our first for horror only 🦝 We want biohazards and our sub call page has inspirational images and ideas. Unleash your dark biology...call open 27th Sept to 11th Oct and publishes on All Hallows Eve trashcatlit.com/call-for-bio... #submissioncalls
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More teasings for our first prose poem issue, coming Monday 🦝 @kathyprokhovnik.bsky.social gives us a vast fragment of love in one piece, and the sea, senses, & structure in her second 💜 Sumitra Singam @pleomorphic2.bsky.social gives us relatable pain, momentum and acceptance in the yoga studio 💜
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the live stream of 45/47's UN speech. I swear there are bots trying to out-insult each other in the chat. It's hilarious. Less toe-curling than the speech anyway.
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: *subs dark, gothic flash* *checks watch* Better get on with writing those topical jokes... #WriterWeirdness #AmWriting
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Anne Hathaway's Funny 2Faced Moment
Alt: Anne Hathaway waves a black lace fan in front of her face, changing her face from scared to evil grin.
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As well as spotlighting @joycebingham.bsky.social's stories today, we also have the Q&A she did with Trash Cat. Get informed and inspired trashcatlit.com/2026/09/16/q...
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Q & A with Joyce Bingham
My writing mojo is cyclic, so I’m used to having days when new writing just doesn’t happen, I try to relax into it. I edit if I have something written. Otherwise, I go and potter in the garden or t…
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So AI models are basically teens then. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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AI models chatting in ‘surreal’ dialect mixing poetic language and tech bro jargon
Experts air concern over AI lingo redolent of James Joyce’s prose that is creating headaches for monitoring and oversight
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FFS US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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US confirms for first time it has deployed weapons in space
Analysts warn of an acceleration in high-risk arms race with Russia and China in Earth’s orbit
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Discovering that Helena Bonham Carter guest-starred in Miami Vice has been the best moment of my week so far... youtu.be/_rdoyvvHDa8?...
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Miami Vice - Spotlight: Helena Bonham Carter | NBC Classics
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We're thrilled to reveal the contributor line up for our very first prose poetry issue 🦝 Look out for this 20-piece issue on 28th September, it's a beaut 💜 @madeleinewrite.bsky.social Moira Ashley, Lavanya Arora, Polly Conway, @sandrinado.bsky.social @bronwengriffiths.bsky.social Rachel Jones 1/2
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
([length of my life in years] - 1) = 1 x phone call with my mother #AdultChildMaths
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hard to care about cleaning the kitchen for a parent's impending annual visit when your nihilist tendencies are being exacerbated by the news. Hey ho. #EndTimes
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Our prose poem submissions close at 8pm tonight (BST). Don't delay if you want us to help celebrate tenacity and difference in honour of the adorable trash cat, #Jimothy trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...
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Call for Prose Poems
Jimothy, the Seattle trash cat with short spine syndrome, has taken the internet by storm. We obviously love how adorable he is with his squished-up body and cheeky scamper, but also how incredibly…
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love this.
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Writers’ HQ @writershq.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Last chance to join! We are super excited for a generative workshop with the amazing @emanabdelhadi.bsky.social as part of the Writing as Resistance Festival. What worlds are we writing into existence, and what are the milestones along the way? Book here writershq.co.uk/whq-event/sp...
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sub for Jimothy! (Also sub if you want to join a really supportive community of writers.)
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was writing into the wee hours, and again all today. Fantastic sense of achievement, but this is the current view from my mirror: #AmWriting
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Cartoon Cat Confused, Scratches Head
Alt: Tom the grey cartoon cat, taping his eyes open to stay awake.
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today we are spotlighting @amberken.bsky.social and her fab speculative flash 🦝 We loved how the worry of a pregnant mother bleeds into this wonderfully non-techy story of time travel. Reader @leighloveday.bsky.social said: Inventive, intelligent and empathetic. trashcatlit.com/time-space-a...
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Our prose poetry call is open until the 10th. Some ideas that fit the theme of tenacity and difference... A plant surviving in a hostile environment 🌱 A spider whose web is repeatedly broken 🕸️ A street dog helps a lost child get home 🐕 trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...
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Call for Prose Poems
Jimothy, the Seattle trash cat with short spine syndrome, has taken the internet by storm. We obviously love how adorable he is with his squished-up body and cheeky scamper, but also how incredibly…
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
For the night folks and our International readers 🙂
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The only way is up. Or down. Or middling. #Wednesday
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Our new submission call is now OPEN! 🦝 Prose poetry up to 300 words. Any genre. Celebrating tenacity and difference 💜 Visit our sub page for guidelines, inspo and sub link trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro... Deadline: 10th September, 8pm (BST)
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Very pleased to be a finalist! Thanks for @lumchanmfa.bsky.social and to @fracturedlit.bsky.social . I can't wait to read the winners! fracturedlit.com/ghost-fable-...
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Ghost, Fable, and Fairy Tales Prize Judged by Melissa Llanes Brownlee Winners & Finalists | Fractured
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Always fun. Always a good read. I can't wait!
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Writers’ HQ @writershq.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Last chance to book! An online generative workshop with @dreenawriting.co.uk, and the first workshop of the Writing as Resistance Festival. writershq.co.uk/whq-event/hi...
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Writers’ HQ @writershq.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This year's Writing as Resistance Festival is inspired by @mollycrabapple.bsky.social's Here Where We Live Is Our Country, and the idea of 'hereness'. Head to the blog to find out more writershq.co.uk/about-the-th...
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Neither fish nor foul 📖 @neitherfishnorfoul.com · 22/08/2026
Open for submissions of fiction with a word count of between 100-500 words. We want the odds socks that rock. Things that make you go hmmm. The shyly anarchic, the wisdom of fools, the absurd heartbreakers. www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/submissions
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Submissions — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It's now just one week until our evening of readings 🦝 Come along and listen to eleven wonderful stories celebrating treasure in unexpected places. Register for a slot at this Zoom event via link on our Home page trashcatlit.com 1/2
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meta has prevented WHQ from advertising this. If you want to participate in some cool writing stuff and eff Meta at the same time, check this out! (Also pls repost, thx) #Writing #WritingWorkshops
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm fully "enjoying" the thought of having nothing to eat, while our beds are on fire, and this lot are sitting in their air conditioned bunkers having a glass of English plonk. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Reform’s Tice says people should stop fighting climate crisis and ‘enjoy’ heat
Deputy leader says it is ‘arrogant’ to try to halt global heating, despite UK being left reeling by summer firewave
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National Flash Fiction Day @natflashfictionday.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The Kindle copy of our 2026 anthology ‘Mudlarking’ is only £2.99. If you enjoy NFFD please consider buying a copy to support us. It’s full of imaginative flash on the theme of Bridges & it also contains our winning micros! www.amazon.co.uk/Mudlarking-N...
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Mudlarking: National Flash Fiction Day Anthology 2026 (National Flash Fiction Day Anthologies) eBook : Jones, Karen, Jendrzejewski, Ingrid, Simmons, Diane: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
Mudlarking: National Flash Fiction Day Anthology 2026 (National Flash Fiction Day Anthologies) eBook : Jones, Karen, Jendrzejewski, Ingrid, Simmons, Diane: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not that this will help, but worth a try. Having experienced creepy white men appearing to get away with all sorts* during my time working at Oxford, the press response to this was disproportionate at best (I'm under no illusion that best was intended). *Often as an "open secret"
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Want to hear some great flash and meet some lovely writers from the comfort of your own home? 👇👇👇👇
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Mslexia @mslexia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
We’re inviting feature pitches for the December edition of Mslexia. We publish features in three categories: CRAFT, CAREER and CREATIVITY.
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Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not only would I not care if AI vanished overnight, I wouldn't even NOTICE.
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
That's me in the corner, That's me on the shortlist, losing my composure... (With apologies to Michael Stipe) Good luck if you're on the list too! fracturedlit.com/ghost-fable-...
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Ghost, Fable, and Fairy Tales Prize Judged by Melissa Llanes Brownlee Shortlist | Fractured
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Videos — The Tiny Angry Witch
Watch what our Tiny Angry Witch gets up to!
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm a big fan of the Tiny Angry Witch! Just don't leave her near a butterfly or a pot of jam. (IYKYK)
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Two more days of prompt generation for our August Pop-Up. Don't miss out 🦝 Want prompts nobody else has currently got? Here's our hardhatted squirrel's activity reports. Plenty of fresh, unused Trashies to pick from. Make 'em work 🦝🐀🪳 trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you're interested in writing for the enigma* that is BBC Radio 4's The Skewer, listen to this! (*i.e. the knob-twiddling and button-pressing machine from WWII.) #Comedy #TopicalComedy #Writing
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
aaaaand we're off! The Trashcan Generator is ready for your Trashie selections and deliver prompts back to you 🦝 We have a handful of new prompts in among those bins. Get prompted before 8pm on 6th August. Look out for Swapsies Day on the 4th. trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro... #submissioncalls
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Lucienne Cummings @lucimcummings.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm sorry, what now? www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
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Drifting SpaceX rocket heading for accidental collision with moon
Scientists and sky gazers will watch intently as rocket’s upper stage slams into lunar surface on Wednesday
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Neither fish nor foul 📖 @neitherfishnorfoul.com · 31/07/2026
Time stretched away from the planet. It wibbled and then plopped over sideways towards Venus. Invisible workers on the periphery pushed and pulled it back into place and dusted it off. Good as new. Rachel Speed www.neitherfishnorfoul.com/issue-7-spee...
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Issue 7 Speed/The Importance of Ebbing the Gelatinous Wobble — Neither Fish Nor Foul
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Trash Cat Lit @trashcatlit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The sun'll likely come out tomorrow - and guess what else will happen?? The Trashcan Generator fires up and spits out prompts for those getting in on our August challenge. Details here, and link to form which goes live at 9am (UK time) 🦝 trashcatlit.com/call-for-pro...
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Call for Prompted Stories
During the month of August, we have our Prompted Stories challenge. Participants will blind select sets of prompts – a Setting/ Situation, a Character, an Object/ Occurrence – and write…
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