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Lucas Timmons

@lucastimmons.com
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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I make news-writing robots for the Toronto Star. lucastimmons.com

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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 24/05/2025
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 24/05/2025
Arsenal! Champions of Europe!!!! #COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 11/05/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 07/05/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 03/05/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 01/05/2025
Friends, if you think 1/3 of the population in the prairies wants to leave Canada you're a deluded fool.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 29/04/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 29/04/2025
Someone go find Megan Leslie and let her know it's time. #cdnpoli
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
People spend a lot of time wondering why the left is worse at using independent media to control the national narrative. A useful exercise is to ask why the left is also worse at selling snake oil and pyramid schemes, because I think the reasons are basically exactly the same.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 21/04/2025
There is only one #ethicalBillionaire. That is the billionaire that spends his or her money as bounties on the heads of every other billionaire.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 18/04/2025
Hey Americans... Any time now would be fine.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/04/2025
Man what a time to be alive. #arsenal
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/04/2025
#Arsenal #ChampionsLeague
I used to pray for times like this
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/04/2025
#COYG!!!
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/04/2025
Amazing second set by Andreescu. Amazing to see her back out there. #openRouen
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 14/04/2025
Americans. Why aren't you using your 2nd amendment rights to protect your 1st amendment rights? Isn't that precisely why they exist?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 10/04/2025
The craziest thing about the current problems in the usa is that there is a pretty simple solution. But no one with enough courage.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
That is the most perfect free kick in the history of free kicks. #Arsenal
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
DECLAN RICE FOR PRESIDENT
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO? WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO!? WHAT DID DECLAN RICE JUST DO?!?!!?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
Football is so much more enjoyable to watch when it's not the Premier League low-block, no attack, kick your opponents relentlessly because you know the PGMOL is bent, pray for a mistake and counter sludge. #ChampionsLeague #Arsenal
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
#COYG!!!!!
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/04/2025
Great point. If you ever said you'd go back and kill hitler NOW IS YOUR CHANCE 💥💥
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 06/04/2025
#AtkinsOut #ShapiroOut #SchneiderOut #BlueJays
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 01/04/2025
Saka is life! Saka is love! #Arsenal
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 01/04/2025
#COYG
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies youtu.be/L1x2eY_4H4Y
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Pierre Poilievre's Personal Assistant Explains His Election Policies
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 15/03/2025
Just imagine how much better the world would be if OS/2 Warp won out over Windows. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew4R...
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OS/2 Warp Commercial from 1994
YouTube video by Nick Sanders
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney youtu.be/b2UHrLms_Q4
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Pierre Poilievre’s Personal Assistant Explains Why He Is Not Afraid Of Mark Carney
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 11/03/2025
Is it just terribly embarrassing to be an American?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 09/03/2025
This is the best song the spin doctors ever made: www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3E9...
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Soundtrack of Science - The Eye Doctors - Two Eyes
YouTube video by Positive Music Media
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 09/03/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/03/2025
Mark Carney for Toronto Centre?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 06/03/2025
I got the shamrock shakes. I got em bad
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 05/03/2025
fuck donald trump and anyone who supports donald trump.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 04/03/2025
Trudeau was "holding out hope" that something Trump was doing was a "clever ploy". He has misjudged his moron.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 04/03/2025
Wow, Trudeau is actually sounding like a leader here.
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the bizzler @bizzo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
a dark day for ska
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Chris Christie Leaves No Doubt
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 01/03/2025
I love Dr. King, but violence might be necessary
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 28/02/2025
Canada's fentanyl czar shouldn't focus on stopping the flow of fentanyl into the USA. Brosseau should focus on increasing our national fentanyl production and finding novel ways to get it into the USA. Flood their cities with it. Drop it like propaganda leaflets.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 28/02/2025
I miss James Brown
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 26/02/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 22/02/2025
#COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 21/02/2025
Yet another humiliation for donald trump
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 19/02/2025
Americans, you know this is why the 2nd amendment exists right? This exact situation right now is why it was added to your constitution. Why aren't you doing anything?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 10/02/2025
#boring
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 09/02/2025
NFL not even hiding it now. Congrats chiefs #superbowl
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 09/02/2025
Now that the truth has come out about Buffy Sainte-Marie can the @polarismusicprize.bsky.social rescind the sham 2015 prize and give it to the real best album from that year: Viet Cong?
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 02/02/2025
#StayHumble #Arsenal
Myles Lewis-Skelly is an incredible footballer
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 26/01/2025
Tom Brady really isn't good at this announcing thing.
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