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Lucas Timmons

@lucastimmons.com
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I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I make news-writing robots for the Toronto Star. lucastimmons.com

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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 24/05/2025
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE! #COYG
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/04/2025
#Arsenal #ChampionsLeague
I used to pray for times like this
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 09/04/2025
Martinez:
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 02/02/2025
#StayHumble #Arsenal
Myles Lewis-Skelly is an incredible footballer
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 08/01/2025
We ate your dinner and burned down the white house in 1814. We'll do it again.
We ate your dinner and burned down the white house in 1814. We'll do it again.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 25/12/2024
Have a Holly Dolly Christmas everyone! I hope your presents were as good this one I got.
A box of Dolly Parton's fabulously double fudge brownie mix and a can of Dolly Parton's creamy chocolate buttercream frosting.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 20/12/2024
Never been so disappointed by the second half of a sentence. #NYJets
Apple News Sports:

Jets owner Woody Johnson reportedly shot

down a trade because of a player's Madden rating
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/11/2024
Oh my God. Jake Paul is about to die in the ring.
Mike Tyson. No entourage.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/11/2024
Now that's what I call boxing
A big, stupid, green car with jake paul in it
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 16/11/2024
Only the good ones. This was Badou Jack vs Marcus Browne in 2020. Just look at the referee.
Badou Jack vs Marcus Browne and the referee is covered in blood.
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Lucas Timmons @lucastimmons.com · 15/11/2024
This is CONCACAF's VAR setup for Suriname vs Canada. No, seriously.
Three guys in a bedroom with five tiny monitors watching a soccer game.
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