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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need gameday to have some balls and have trump pick a team by putting on Tennessee shaded bronzer or Texas shaded bronzer like Corso’s headgear

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dabo’s been listening to Peter Thiel too much and is off to fight the calgorithm because he thinks it’s the antichrist (he still thinks NIL is the Antichrist but he figured it’s trying to be multiple)

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Idk if I’ve ever seen someone paid to safeguard a football give less of a fuck about said football than Tommy Castellanos

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@jasonkirk.fyi - as the New York Times resident ball & Christ knower, could freeing tiny Jesus from my daughter’s slime time live prison fix Boston College football?

Little girl holding cup of slime with a Jesus figurine in it and doing a horns down

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

About time they gave premier google earth video editor @jonbois.bsky.social some new tools tho

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Thanks for starting me off on the yuckiest goosebumps book in my head - “continue on the next page if the sweatsuit is sopping wet when put on, or jump to page 47 if it is crusty and stiff”

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Today I learned that it’s really hard to say “I listened to a 2.5 hour college football podcast about Gilmore Girls” without giggling at least a little bit. Thank you for that @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @surb.bsky.social

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

First glance I thought this guy was running for congress, ngl

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

The more insane number is the 725 lb squat as an 11th GRADER 🫣 like I’ve got social studies homework - I’m not trying to meet him in the A gap coach

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

My brain immediately went to Chris Christie getting a refill his box of M&Ms

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

As a Jets fan and BC alum - I’m starting to wonder if Jeff Hafley brings a loaded gun to job interviews

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

My kids heard techno rocky top on the fullcast when we got in the car sometime last week. It nearly made my Spotify wrapped. Love this for you. Merry Christmas.

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I don’t even like wine, but you’re gonna like it!

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Stuffed. Full set of fingers. Eat shit knives.

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

UPDATE: Wife found the real mandolin slicer within seconds and immediately sliced her finger taking it out of the cabinet. Need a ruling on how this factors into the gambling.

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

She’s a beaut. Still have 10 fingers🙌🏻, but have 4 hours till dinner time. Lots of game left to go, hopefully I didn’t follow up too early

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social fuck sports betting - this is the kind of action the people need! Dad’s tinkering with the mandolin slicer… o/u 9.9 fingers by dinner!

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

In case you, like the Irish Rugby broadcast crew do not know what Cal Raleigh looks like, that’s not him.

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social I have full confidence in this rugby ref based on haircut alone. I bet his barber even calls him “Sir.”

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

As a bald guy married to a Penn State grad - amen brother.

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I was listening to Tuesday’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode and I’m not saying Mateer’s broken hand is your fault, BUT the news broke within an hour of your Boomer Sooner acapella remix… Thankfully, years of BC & NY Jets fandom have prepared me well for a letdown

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social archeologists are going to be so confused when they find a bunch of mummified briskets in Lincoln Riley's backyard

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