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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E.

@lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social

Loose is such a fucked up first name. Welcome to my shit corner of the internet where I share my brain diarrhea with my friends I’ll never meet again

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need gameday to have some balls and have trump pick a team by putting on Tennessee shaded bronzer or Texas shaded bronzer like Corso’s headgear

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

@jasonkirk.fyi - as the New York Times resident ball & Christ knower, could freeing tiny Jesus from my daughter’s slime time live prison fix Boston College football?

Little girl holding cup of slime with a Jesus figurine in it and doing a horns down

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Today I learned that it’s really hard to say “I listened to a 2.5 hour college football podcast about Gilmore Girls” without giggling at least a little bit. Thank you for that @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @surb.bsky.social

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

@hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social fuck sports betting - this is the kind of action the people need! Dad’s tinkering with the mandolin slicer… o/u 9.9 fingers by dinner!

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social @jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball watching rugby

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social I have full confidence in this rugby ref based on haircut alone. I bet his barber even calls him “Sir.”

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social I was listening to Tuesday’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social episode and I’m not saying Mateer’s broken hand is your fault, BUT the news broke within an hour of your Boomer Sooner acapella remix… Thankfully, years of BC & NY Jets fandom have prepared me well for a letdown

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L. Turd Ferguson, O.B.E. @lturdfergusonobe.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

@edsbs.bsky.social archeologists are going to be so confused when they find a bunch of mummified briskets in Lincoln Riley's backyard

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