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Paul Schmidt

@ltjpezcore1.bsky.social
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Shiftless layabout. illinois. cubs. bears. sports. I know more about beer than I should. Former play-by-play voice of Game Night. Current chicken guy

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
I love you, Josh the Nebraska Water Safety Otter.
Josh the Nebraska Water Safety Otter.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But…. But…..I like my options!
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
She was a goddamn treasure much like I’m sure your great aunt was. And if nothing else, you know to never turn down a good punch
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Aghhhhh I’m sorry Katie. I lost my Nana in April, she was almost 101. She was a war bride from England after WWII, and when you turn 100 and you’re English you get a letter from the reigning monarch. I cannot emphasize enough hose mad she was that it was Charles and not Elizabeth zoo
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me after the Illinois game:
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گریه ناراحت: باشه، میرم گریه کنم
ALT: گریه ناراحت: باشه، میرم گریه کنم
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have 100% ordered this book for reading lol
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've read the plot description twice, and at the beginning of it one of the sentences reads "all living things other than dogs cannot be wakened" and you'd think that's the most insane thing in the plot but, dear reader, you'd be so, so very wrong.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a thing I did not know existed...and now I do...and hooooooooly shit.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's so BLUE
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Man says 'Oh sure, sure'
ALT: Man says 'Oh sure, sure'
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL what? This is hilarious. I can't imagine this plays well everywhere...
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Human Monies
ALT: Human Monies
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Kerith Burke @kerithburke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
More to the story… themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok let’s beat these crimson fuckers #ILLINI
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta give him credit for this, he's getting more efficient....
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look at lil buddy go!!!!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Stephanie Skora @stephanieskora.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It! Is!! Here!!! Covering CPS Board, tons of ballot measures, and SO many suburban races, the latest edition of Girl, I Guess is now LIVE on girliguess.com and a Google Doc near you! Judicial Update will be live on October 1st. #GirlIGuess #Election2026 #VoterGuide #GOTV #Chicago
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tammmmmmmmyyyyyy.....what the ffffffffff
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We can’t allow this man to get within striking distance of a viable presidential candidacy.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, I came over way before 6 months ago....
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You read that right: Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Qatar will, thanks to the approval of Trump's FCC, own 49.5% of Paramount Warner Brothers, and CBS, and CNN. One of many things to keep in mind when you cast your vote in the next six weeks.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok friends, I’m going to be in Portland ME at the end of October. Hawthorne Heights will be playing there while we’re there….i gotta go right?
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Choad in DC? Chud in DC? Take your pick I guess
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Goddamn what the fuck
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Careful or they'll leave far behind...
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Call me crazy, but I think there's also a matter of placement. Catacombs tend to have skulls just strewn around. If your skulls are more organized, it's probably an altar...
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The food is REALLY good. Worth it
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Generally in agreement with a lot of this. BJ comms have been bad at best (standoffish and arrogant at worst) when people honestly ask what have you done. He still has my vote, but he has work to do to win reelection i fear.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 13/09/2026
Without big structural changes, we could easily cycle through a new mayor every four years, and ultimately that would be a detriment to our potential of “Greatest City In The World.” I love living here and raising my kid here, and federal Republicans have done more to hurt us than we have ourselves.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spurs may never score again lol
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They all def are. We got em on tape. But not our beautiful baby boys (with one obvious exception)
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Almost exactly ditto (25yrs for me). Can't change the number, my mom would never figure out how to get ahold of me ;-)
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
See, there's more than one in Illinois alone!!! Been to Byron a couple of times, but was talking about Reed-Custer HS...It's far closer than several miles out of town
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Issssssssss your HS in the NE part of Illinois because if so, I bet I've been there probably 100 times if not more ;-) And if not, good lord, how many schools are we building next to nuclear power plants in this country????
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Chris Williams @chrisicisms.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Statler: "They're having problems cracking a premise." Waldorf: "The original premise wasn't all it was cracked up to be!"
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am seeing some differing opinions, but my wife and I laughed at parts of this episode like it was season 1...
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Currently listening to Matthew Berry and Nate Ravitz on a fantasy football podcast. It's so, soooooooo nice to be back in the 06010 again 😍
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And yet no one will learn it.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's literally going to be one of those police dog robots.
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
From Nantucket!
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ms. Rachel cooking you and then telling everyone to clap because you tried hard
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Paul Schmidt @ltjpezcore1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
yes
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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