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Lt. Aldo Braine

@ltaldobraine.bsky.social
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Going to hell in every religion & petting every dog along the way 🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦✊🏻

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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 13h
All future generations of man are gonna fucking HATE this generation. They're gonna talk mad shit forEVER in the history books about us & how we KNEW climate change was real & didn't do a damn thing abt it except re-elect a felonious rapist traitor that accelerated the doom they'll be cleaning up.
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Epstein Files won’t come out because then the US government would have to explain its interest in supporting a rape network of little girls and boys for 25 years.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like we're all in a really shitty escape room with enormously obvious clues like "Vote" or "Believe Women" or "Dont Put Kids in Cages".
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel ya🤔...
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2026 is wild because why did my teenage daughter ask me if I knew what was going on with the covid conscious lesbian bar. HUH?
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Tituss Burgess: Surprise Surprised
ALT: Tituss Burgess: Surprise Surprised
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These fucking idiots make Tammany Hall look like a nunnery
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Kennedy family lobotomized the wrong Kennedy. #RFKjr #justiceforRosemary
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Donald Trump right now...probably
Picture of the guy from arrested development saying there's a very good chance I may have committed some light treason
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pre Nor'easter sunset last night in Massachusetts.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe I lived long enough to watch the state of Israel become violently indistinguishable from how the Nazis treated their ancestors.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stares in peasant @Walmart
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AI isn't AI. It's the theft of all human creation with fancy algorithms on top to serve answers faster. It's basically Google + an Encyclopedia, but on methamphetamines.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm gonna end up treating MAGA people like a Sherpa who has to leave Mount Everest climbers to die on the summit. They ignored repeated warnings, arrogantly plowed forward despite the very obvious dangers and they've risked all of our fucking lives in the process.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A 4 day work week would materially change peoples lives for the better
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ummm....
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This wins the meme award for this disturbingly expected chapter of J Edgar Hoover's FBI in the hands of Kash fucking Patel 🤣🤣
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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MaggieMae☕️ @maggiemaeginger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
💔 "The sun did not go down all at once; it was stolen, inch by inch, while they debated the cost of candles." ⚖️🩷
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Republicans are the problem. For years Republicans used fake social issues to scare people into voting for them continuously, not realizing they were teaching a whole new generation to be fearful of the fake bullshit they were claiming. Now they're all drinking their own Kool-Aid.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dear @Staples, A hearty fuck you for charging me $5 for a cheap plastic presentation folder that probably cost you 7¢ to make and using the cheapest possible sticker that doesn't remove cleanly but requires maximum effort to remove without damaging the cheap plastic cover.
Picture showing two five dollar presentation folders from Staples with a sticker on the plastic cover that doesn't come off cleanly.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So not only must universities host speakers who are hostile to their mission and members, but they've got to guarantee their safety while doing so? Kirk made a career off the Professor Watchlist, leading many academics to fear for their safety. Do they get to send TPUSA a bill for their troubles?
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The degeneracy of this administration can't be overstated enough...jfc 🤦🏻‍♂️
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trans people shouldn't bother you more than Nazis
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yea no shit Donald we feel the same way most of the time about your Supreme Court picks 🙄
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I get the feeling we're all gonna wake up one day within a year or two and the entire internet is not gonna be working, or something chaotic similar to the Crowdstrike update a couple years ago that crippled the world for a day.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, and Elon Musk all agree that we have to slow down - and now - something serious clearly happened with a frontier AI model. Journalists should be digging in to this. We aren’t getting the whole story here.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“.. With Saudi oil now blockaded, Americans are about to discover why maintaining stability in the Middle East and not handing it to a consortium of Russia and Iran was always important.” @jayinkyiv.bsky.social
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hope we knock down that fucking ballroom the first chance we get.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Inject this into my veins every day until he's gone.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
All this 9/11 footage I keep seeing & still nothing of building 7...🤔 All four corners of B7, with only fascia damage on the side facing the towers, collapsed at *exactly* the same time just after 5pm that day. Even Dan Rather commented that day how much this looked like a controlled demolition.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"They don't even bother to lie badly anymore. I suppose that's the final humiliation." Andor, Season 2 Episode 7
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is how brilliant satire works, hiding indisputable facts in plan sight. 😆
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When my 13-year-old tried to explain a Pulp Fiction meme to me tonight
Aslan in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
AI is likely poised to be the destruction of humanity by accident, incompetence and competing interests rather than any malicious intent. Great breakdown of where AI development is, the dangers occuring right now and what we should do about it by Stephen Witt. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/11/o...
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At some point, with Donald Trump, gullibility is a choice...
A woman saying there's not going to be a $5,000 check you stupid slut
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Mad King
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm pretty sure you're right
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LadyBlue4evr💙Radical Liberal Scum @ladyblue4evr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well, there you have it.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm just trying to have the same money my kids think I've got.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The price of everything is pissing me off.
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Americans for Tax Fairness @4taxfairness.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A truck driver working 40-hour weeks to make $50,000 a year pays about $3,800 in federal income tax. An 8% rate. An investor earning the same $50,000 in long-term capital gains pays $0. Work gets punished. Wealth gets rewarded. This tax code is a scam.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Donald John Trump is worse than 9/11, and no I'm not gonna explain further.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month. It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
The front page of The Onion's September edition from September 2001 featuring the headline "U.S. Vows to Defeat Whoever It Is We're At War With."
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Taryn @thayden.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SNAP kids are just as deserving of a birthday cake, a soda, & a little childhood joy as any other kid. Kids shouldn’t have to understand their family’s financial situation before being allowed to be excited about cake. Somehow we’ve reached where that apparently requires a congressional hearing.
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know who I haven't heard a peep out of in a long ass time? Roger Stone. What is that little fucking gremlin doing? 🧐
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The thing about learning is that it always comes at the most inconvenient times, which is why most people never bother to learn shit, because they only want to learn on their schedule...
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Lt. Aldo Braine @ltaldobraine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm so old I had to take the face off my car stereo so nobody would steal it.
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