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Leigh Holmes Foster

@lshfoster.bsky.social
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Co-host/songwriter 🌈🎙 @lezhangoutpod. 🎶@dollarbeanprod. Wife. Mommy. “Everything you’re sure is right can be wrong in another place.” (she/her) 🍉😷

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:

"i never once used Microsoft Teams"
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Honestly, the two clownish dudes trying to “gotcha” trans support having the last names “White” “Freedom” couldn’t be more on point if they tried. Just the same kind of laughably invented victimization narratives for themselves.
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Lez Hang Out @lezhangoutpod.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
We wanna be mad, but take out the “unnecessary” and this is pretty much how we sound every single Should’ve Been Gay ep 😆
Screenshot of an angry post about a Halo ad. The text reads “This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans. They know what they’re doing. Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you cannot unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit.”
The photo is of a Halo character in the forefront with forest trees around them, a giant glass tower in the distance, and a blue sky with clouds above. In one tiny corner above the shoulder, the sky is a tiny bit pink in the clouds.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’m at the Hantavirus outbreak. I’m at the Ebola global health emergency. I’m at the combination Hantavirus outbreak Ebola global health emergency.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Can’t wait to show up at work on Monday and explain that I’d like to get paid to hang out with my kids for the next seven months due to … [checks notes]… the existence of porn
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sometimes I think the clearest sign that I’m getting old isn’t the hip and back pain, it isn’t the increasing gray hairs, it isn’t even the worsening eyesight. It’s just joyfully purchasing and consuming Grape Nuts. Gimme that barley gravel.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Ok, but like, is Pierro HARD on crime?
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So how long do we think till the Artemis II crew call their first meeting to vote on the impostor?
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Flerfers pulling *all* their muscles on some mental gymnastics today
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I have truly negative desire to go into space, but man it must be nice for those four to not have to share a planet with Trump for a bit.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Of course Bondi’s successor is gonna be just as bad or worse! Our current administration is like an endless loop of Hexxus, replacing Krampus, replacing the Chernabog… But let’s at least enjoy one day of watching her choke on the toxic shit sandwich she made herself. We deserve at least that.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Thrilled to report that in the managed Spotify account I made my kids, I can easily turn on E-rated music, but there is no way to get them access to a single podcast. Including, for example, Deep Blue Sea. A Spotify-produced podcast ✨for kids✨ Excellent design. No notes.
A screenshot of the Deep Blue Sea podcast, an underwater-themed show. It is listed as “A Spotify Original” show, under “Spotify Kids & Family”, and has cover art of aquatic animals in a cartoon style.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Easy fix if dems cant grow enough of a spine to dismantle our fascist police force: Pivot the entire thing into a service-based org dedicated to the communities they’ve been terrorizing. They’ll trip over themselves quitting *and* you can create a better org to use all that funding.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Personally, I fully believe that all this bullshit AI art is going to be like the instagram filters of this era. People are going to look back at this embarrassing garbage they generated and posted everywhere and be *mortified*. Can’t come soon enough.
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Little Ghosts Books @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hey pals, It is the LAST WEEK to donate to the Little Ghosts workshop fundraiser to help us build out our space to host even more marketplaces, workshops, and reading events for our community. If 300 people got a commemorative wall plaque, we would reach our goal! Thanks so much for the support!🤍
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My children are repealing the finding that they didn’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Their hands are therefore clean and sanitary, and I can no longer suggest they not stick them in their mouths.
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Amelia Shevenell @ashevenell.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Trust me, the woman of academia are not at all surprised by the number of academic men orbiting Epstein.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Would bet any amount of money that every scene in the movie jumps exactly as frequently as the trailer, b/c AI starts falling apart after a few seconds. Save yourself the trouble. Don’t go see this. Not even out of morbid curiosity. Let it absolutely tank at the box office.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Is that the cameraman’s lovely voice I hear? 😜
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I mean sure, abolish ICE as a starting point, but we also need to reckon with the fact that we live in a two-party system of: - literal soulless fascists, or - milquetoast diet fascism
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
But also, imagine these trigger-happy, racist, xenophobic goons cosplaying as the big, manly men they want so desperately to be, and their big moments are constantly brutalizing women or arresting a 5yo child. Like, my rage is always a little tempered by what giant fucking losers these guys are.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Recently, our 6yo went with two friends to our local zoo’s nighttime “light-up” event. One of her friends ran a bit ahead of the group and got “lost” for probably 30sec. We’ve been hearing that friend bring it up for *weeks* because she felt so scared and alone for under a minute at a loved event.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Democrats were overheard calling fabric shops to ask if anyone could make them kente cloths with the Constitution screen-printed on them…
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
If you are too rude about my invasion of your state with my fake ass but definitely also heavily armed non-troop troops, I will then try to invade you with troop-troops; I am a president, somehow
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Republicans: The beatings will continue until morale improves. Democrats: The beatings are actively being investigated, pls remain calm while we find a way forward. Sorry bout your face, but they’re looking for a reaction! Don’t take the bait!
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Democrats claiming “Abolish ICE” is going too far while Republicans are out here straight hawking Nazi slogans left and right is… truly a choice
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Ep 4 of Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like
An image from Yellowjackets of the team in the snow in their furs and head coverings in front of a fire, with the antler queen in the center
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Heated Rivalry got all the lesbians out here like
Annette Benning and Julianne Moore as Nic and Jules in The Kids Are All Right, sitting on a couch.
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Skye @simplyskye.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
AOC: “I understand that VP Vance believes shooting a young mother of three in the face three times is an acceptable America that he wants to live in, & I do not — That is a fundamental difference between VP Vance & I — I do not believe the American people should be assassinated in the street”
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
It’s not just about abolishing ICE, anymore. Or impeaching and prosecuting many current officials. The Republican Party needs to be banned and declared a hate group. They are a fascist cancer destroying us. But the US refuses to imagine anything beyond our current two-party system.
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/01/2026
"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I am not *more* upset about Renee Good’s murder after learning she had a wife. Her death is appalling regardless of her orientation. I *am*, however, more upset seeing that Fox is already out here using that as a justification for why her murder shouldn’t matter to people.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Loving the daily question of whether to panic more about the rapidly escalating world war, or the rapidly escalating fascist police state violence locally in the US.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It’s followed by Fem-uary, which is, predictably, the shortest month of the year.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
[A broken escalator with a “Sorry for the inconvenience” sign out in front.] News reporters: “The escalator apologized for the incident…”
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Just watched a Doctor Who episode on Prime that has the most bafflingly terrible, weirdly transcribed captions?
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
So far the answer seems to be a resounding “No” and like, I already did my time in the Lost trenches. I’ve paid my dues.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I haven’t watched Stranger Things since S1, and honestly, watching the mass hysteria to see if it’s worth getting through the whole series might be more fun than watching it would be.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Doing things ✨legally✨ seemed like a real hassle, so we just decided not to.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Parenting in 2025: I had to get a Google voice number to make my kid an Amazon account so she can load books from Libby to her kindle. 🫠
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Stephen Miller sounding pretty scared for a ghoul who lives in the shadows out by some old train tracks…
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Photographing Rubio looking like his backbone is made of soup is really *chef’s kiss*
Marco Rubio, in Vanity Fair, stands facing to the right in a urine-colored room, looking like he learned how to stand up that same day, awkwardly balanced and hunched forward.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
They’re the same photo…
Jimmy Fallon hawking his shitty bored ape NFT on his show with Paris Hilton
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Remember when a Disney restaurant killed a woman by giving her foods she warned them she was deathly allergic to then tried to avoid liability cause the husband had a Disney+ account? Well STEP ASIDE, cause we have a new contender for HOW LOW A CORPORATION CAN GO! 👌🏼
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Love living in a country where the entire government is being run by the creepy parents from Coraline with the sewn-on doll eyes. Oh, you’d like a Department of Education? Sorry, Other Mother doesn’t like that. You want vaccines? Welp, Other Father has a worm for a brain 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Musk peddling grok-generated roasts on the app he drove into the ground to impress a bunch of Russian MAGA bots might just be the pinnacle of how much I can hate AI
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Whoever released Kpop demon Hunters without making ANY FUCKING DOLLS for this movie that EXPLODED in popularity a few months before Christmas deserves to be put in stocks in the town square. My kids out here asking Santa for stuff that DOES NOT EXIST 😂🫠
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiIIIIIIIIIIIIII will aaaalways love youuuuUUUUuuUuUu…
Photo of the Pope holding a microphone on a stand between both hands with his eyes closed, looking like he’s about to drop a sick solo performance.
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Leigh Holmes Foster @lshfoster.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Sarah Hurwitz wondering if the problem could be the two-year long genocide of Palestinians being endlessly broadcast and streamed in real time:
Meme of Seymour Skinner saying “No, it’s the children who are wrong”
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