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@loxbegleyjr.bsky.social
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 3h
priest who lied on his resume: In trying times like these, it's important to remember that we can find strength and solace in uh, (checks bible) "Jod"
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG!! I was about to change out of my Deltarune shirt after the people at the community college said I couldn't come inside anymore because of the smell. Now who's has the last laugh
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yes we did have to rename the strain "Jar Jar Stinks" to "J4r J4r St1nks" but I think it still gets the message across. the jar is full of weed and it stinks
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(bumps into you in the corridor) oops! (smiles then does his dance) yeah! uh-huh! yeah-heh-yeah! (winks at you and then walks down the corridor)
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It doesn't matter to me if you don't play The Train With Big Tits: Unleashed. I don't care if you don't watch "Return To The Train With Big Tits" on HBO. I could give a rats ass if you don't engage with Bootylicious Busses and Where To Board Them, or any of the extended Trainiverse. I'm rich as fuck
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There has been a lot of hate speech lately re: Gubby's Grave, the real-life location where Gubby's funeral scene was filmed for "TTWBT: The Coalbox Conundrum Part 1". I want to thank everyone who was brave enough to leave a burger wrapper in a big pile on the beach. They were his favorite snack.
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would like to address some rumors going around the community. Yes, it's true: Head Conductor Fizzlegear is gay. He was gay the whole time you were reading the books! Think about it. How else would a man be able to carry out his duties on a magical, big-titted train with such professionalism?
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have heard your concerns regarding the upcoming film adaptation of my novel "The Train With Big Tits". I can confirm that unfortunately, the tits could not be rendered as large as I had described them in the books due to technological limitations. The medium of film demands certain concessions.
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"once I dreamt I was on a train, an old steam locomotive. it travelled on through a dark and starry night, never stopping. aside from its age, everything aboard the train seemed normal. but for one key difference." -me explaining to the interviewer how I wrote my novel, "The Train With Big Tits"
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
look at this weird guy
a owl looking at you from a tree banch
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Everyone on here is talking about "Dogpiling" when they should be talking about "Tom Piling", specifically "Tom" Holland "piling" up a bunch of money from his work as the Web Head over the past 10 years. What a journey! Here's to 10 more years of the world's wealthiest Spider-Man!
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Some sad news today for the real web-heads (and I don't mean the people posting on here all day!!! LOL) looks like the famous Spider-Man will not be having a fight with several classic villains. While I usually spurn the efforts of villains both classic and modern, this is quite a let down
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
did you ever squirt some stuff out of your body that made you grossed out? as it turns out even Spider-Man does that. thank you to the team who carefully animated the web juice to look like cum
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
did you ever want to see the inside of a shitty apartment? well what if it was a period accurate replica of the shitty apartment of none other than Spider-Man
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
every since I was a small boy I would look out my bedroom window at the tapestry of stars and wonder "what would Spider-Man look like with a shuriken stuck in his shoulder?" well my friends the wait is over
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 31/05/2026
apparently President Trump was confused when he went to The Backrooms. Because he thought he was going in there to do some of his dealings
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i got smarter and more empathetic bitch
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Bro is playing 40 chess
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
jism: the thinking mans cum
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/05/2026
hey playboy can you teach me the ways of manhood. can you gently guide me through the rites of passage and tell me im doing a good job. playboy can you hold me.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
man what the hell are you talking about
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sinéad @transsexual.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto??
Amazon screenshot. It's an unremarkable, white outdoor chair. The brand name is cunto
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The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
if you are a smol bean who did nothing wrong you better stay the fuck out of my way
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