The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 3hpriest who lied on his resume: In trying times like these, it's important to remember that we can find strength and solace in uh, (checks bible) "Jod" 000
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OMG!! I was about to change out of my Deltarune shirt after the people at the community college said I couldn't come inside anymore because of the smell. Now who's has the last laugh 020
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026yes we did have to rename the strain "Jar Jar Stinks" to "J4r J4r St1nks" but I think it still gets the message across. the jar is full of weed and it stinks 011
Reposted by The Dark UrineverseTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026(bumps into you in the corridor) oops! (smiles then does his dance) yeah! uh-huh! yeah-heh-yeah! (winks at you and then walks down the corridor) 61997
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It doesn't matter to me if you don't play The Train With Big Tits: Unleashed. I don't care if you don't watch "Return To The Train With Big Tits" on HBO. I could give a rats ass if you don't engage with Bootylicious Busses and Where To Board Them, or any of the extended Trainiverse. I'm rich as fuck 110
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There has been a lot of hate speech lately re: Gubby's Grave, the real-life location where Gubby's funeral scene was filmed for "TTWBT: The Coalbox Conundrum Part 1". I want to thank everyone who was brave enough to leave a burger wrapper in a big pile on the beach. They were his favorite snack. 110
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would like to address some rumors going around the community. Yes, it's true: Head Conductor Fizzlegear is gay. He was gay the whole time you were reading the books! Think about it. How else would a man be able to carry out his duties on a magical, big-titted train with such professionalism? 010
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have heard your concerns regarding the upcoming film adaptation of my novel "The Train With Big Tits". I can confirm that unfortunately, the tits could not be rendered as large as I had described them in the books due to technological limitations. The medium of film demands certain concessions. 110
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"once I dreamt I was on a train, an old steam locomotive. it travelled on through a dark and starry night, never stopping. aside from its age, everything aboard the train seemed normal. but for one key difference." -me explaining to the interviewer how I wrote my novel, "The Train With Big Tits" 010
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Everyone on here is talking about "Dogpiling" when they should be talking about "Tom Piling", specifically "Tom" Holland "piling" up a bunch of money from his work as the Web Head over the past 10 years. What a journey! Here's to 10 more years of the world's wealthiest Spider-Man! 040
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Some sad news today for the real web-heads (and I don't mean the people posting on here all day!!! LOL) looks like the famous Spider-Man will not be having a fight with several classic villains. While I usually spurn the efforts of villains both classic and modern, this is quite a let down 020
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026did you ever squirt some stuff out of your body that made you grossed out? as it turns out even Spider-Man does that. thank you to the team who carefully animated the web juice to look like cum 010
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 23/06/2026did you ever want to see the inside of a shitty apartment? well what if it was a period accurate replica of the shitty apartment of none other than Spider-Man 020
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 01/06/2026every since I was a small boy I would look out my bedroom window at the tapestry of stars and wonder "what would Spider-Man look like with a shuriken stuck in his shoulder?" well my friends the wait is over 040
Reposted by The Dark UrineverseHowell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 31/05/2026apparently President Trump was confused when he went to The Backrooms. Because he thought he was going in there to do some of his dealings 511010
Reposted by The Dark UrineverseNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Bro is playing 40 chess 9588110
Reposted by The Dark Urineversefrancis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 20/05/2026hey playboy can you teach me the ways of manhood. can you gently guide me through the rites of passage and tell me im doing a good job. playboy can you hold me. 0636
Reposted by The Dark UrineverseUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 15/05/2026man what the hell are you talking about 2860306
Reposted by The Dark Urineversesinéad @transsexual.bsky.social · 13/05/2026me [arriving at your barbeque]: aww mate is that a genuine cunto?? 13558114
The Dark Urineverse @loxbegleyjr.bsky.social · 13/05/2026if you are a smol bean who did nothing wrong you better stay the fuck out of my way 030