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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 11h

If we automate jobs, people die. This art contains a powerful message.

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13h

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Unexpected Item Art Print. Nosferatu should not be blamed here. If you don't want the staff to die at self-checkout stations, then hire workers to scan the items for you the old fashioned way. collabs.shop/xbrf8e

Illustration of Count Orlok from Nosferatu standing at a self-checkout in a supermarket while holding a jug of milk and a bag of Frazzles chips, as a Tesco store employee lies dead in a pool of blood on the scanner floor.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14h

It's due to gravity and the rotation of the moon.

Toilets north of the Equator flush counterclockwise, and toilets south of the Equator are unable to flush at all.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

Pros: Two headed cat can get twice the amount of pets. Cons: Two headed cat can commit twice as many crimes, and he certainly plans on doing so.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 20h

Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Two Headed Cat Pin. collabs.shop/yj2i6z

An enamel pin of a cute two-headed orange tabby cat with black stripes and a cheerful smile, set against a plain white background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

This is also why all professional dancers have their spleen surgically removed.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton and Rose Blanket. Have you ever noticed that skeletons are always depicted as being fantastic dancers? This is because your spleen actively destroys your sense of rhythm. Those lucky boneheads are spleenless. collabs.shop/x5kzbg

A black woven fringed blanket featuring a repeating damask pattern of dancing skeletons intertwined with swirling rose vines and red and white roses.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

Wow, I never would have guessed.

Though he is fluent in

English, Swahili is Steve

Buschemis first language.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/06/2026

I guess you can't tell under all that thick fur.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Russell Brand tried to do snake charming on stage once. It's how researchers discovered that snakes can be roofied.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Charmer Pin. Well sure, it's easy to be charming when you look like that. There's a reason why men need the fancy little flute to charm snakes. collabs.shop/nx54jq

An enamel pin depicting a vintage pin-up girl with black hair wearing a yellow leopard-print bikini, winking as a large blue and orange snake wraps around her body.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026

Wow, that's a lot of stomachs.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

This t-shirt is also a great Halloween costume if you're the kind of person who likes wearing normal clothes that are Halloween-related and then arguing that it's a costume with people who correctly tell you it's definitely not a costume.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Party T-shirt. Eh, still less dangerous than going to a frat party. collabs.shop/h1ihf4

An illustration packed with iconic horror movie characters gathered together in a retro living room and kitchen set on a carpet inspired by The Shining. In the foreground, Elvira sits on a couch beside Chucky, Freddy Krueger, and Pinhead, while Jason Voorhees carves a pumpkin and Ash Williams holds a chainsaw in the background. The scene features numerous horror icons and pop culture references, including a creature hanging from the ceiling, a facehugger, and a retro TV with VHS tapes on a coffee table.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026

Wow, that's older than I thought.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Hey look, I now have 100,000 followers on Threads! This would be insanely exciting if it was on any platform other than Threads.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/06/2026

I've never been so jealous of France before.

Mambo No. 5 is France's national anthem.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

The mummy cats didn't die or anything, they just became regular cats without all the bandages.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mummy Cat Pin. Mummy cats once existed, but they went extinct because they thought their bandages were a toy and immediately unraveled them. collabs.shop/ihrfx1

Enamel pin of a sitting cat wrapped like a mummy in off-white and tan bandages, with bright yellow eyes peeking out and gold metallic trimming.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by Leonardo da Vinci.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

This makes all of his accomplishments even more impressive.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Update: I found my acid. I'm pretty sure this is a photograph of Buckingham Palace.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Autumnal Wood Blanket. I'd love to tell you what's going on here, but unfortunately I forgot my acid at home. collabs.shop/u8swmi

A woven tapestry blanket featuring a whimsical storybook castle surrounded by large flowers, starry clouds, butterflies, mushrooms, and a stylized sun with a face.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

And yes, I know we can all point to Rudy Giuliani and say that man is a ghoul. Obviously. But it is still hard to put into words what exactly a ghoul is.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghoul Pin. No one knows what a ghoul is. Almost everyone has heard of ghouls. If I show people this pin and say it's a ghoul, no one will argue. But go ahead and ask someone to define the word "ghoul." Nobody knows. collabs.shop/erhhqv

An enamel pin depicting a hunched, decaying green zombie in tattered dark robes, holding a bone.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

And for anyone who doesn't know Fishy and Ruby, please allow me to introduce you to these two lovable goofballs. I'll take any reason I can get to post pictures of them.

Two cats lying on a textured white blanket on a bed. In the foreground, a grey cat with a white chest chest and bright green eyes looks forward. Behind it, a black-and-white tuxedo cat lies down, sticking the tiny tip of its tongue out.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage. 1. You're all the best. 2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby. 3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

A man embraces a smiling woman from behind as they pose outdoors against a clear blue sky next to a stone marker.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/06/2026

Please do not make fun of my capital R. I used to struggle very hard with those.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

Hey, I got married! Thank you for all your congratulatory comments/well wishes. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Grip Pin. It's symbolic of a happy marriage in many ways, if you deeply misunderstand everything about marriage. collabs.shop/fzg3xw

An enamel pin featuring a skeletal hand holding a red anatomical human heart with gold outline details, set against a plain light gray background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

A man with short brown hair and a beard, wearing a light-colored button-down shirt and grey pants, stands next to a smiling woman with long brown hair wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and black pants, both holding wine glasses in a rustic room with exposed wooden beams.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pizza Tarot Card Pin. It's the future you crave, and the one you can easily have if you order a pizza. collabs.shop/xfoyjw

An enamel pin styled like a tarot card against a white background. The card features a dark blue night sky with stars, an arm emerging from a cloud to hold a slice of pepperoni pizza, and leafy vines along the bottom. A banner at the base reads "PIZZA".

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