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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 1h

We made a comic about corporate activism.

[Office Meeting]
1 Employee 1: We could look into hiring a more diverse and inclusive staff.
2 Employee 2: Or we could donate to LGBTQ charities.
3 Boss: All great ideas, but this year we're doing something huge to celebrate pride month.
4 Boss, putting tiny rainbow flag on desk: Eh? Eh?

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 6h

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Foraging Freak Pin. I've gotten into foraging for mushrooms lately, it's surprisingly safe and easy. All you need to do is pick a mushroom that looks edible and pray it isn't one of the 1,000 identical looking poisonous mushrooms. collabs.shop/s0n3o8

Enamel pin featuring a morel mushroom surrounded by dandelions, bright red flowers, dark cherries, and rose hips, with a black banner at the bottom reading "FORAGING FREAK" in gold letters.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 23h

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Dance of Death Blanket. Some of you might be familiar with the infamous Dance of Death, which is more commonly known as the Macarena. collabs.shop/yadzb7

A red woven throw blanket with fringed edges featuring a black woodcut-style Dance of Death illustration with skeletons dancing above a grave.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Magician Girl Pin. This is how magicians do that sawing a girl in half trick. They hire a girl who is already in half, and put a box around her. collabs.shop/r4yylu

An enamel pin of a magician's assistant divided into two separate sections, depicted as a classic "sawing a woman in half" trick. The top piece shows a woman with dark hair resting her hands behind her head with her upper body in a colorful star-patterned box, and the bottom piece shows her legs in thigh-high stockings and high heels extending from a matching box.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Backpack. A ghost is arguably the worst possible material to make a backpack out of. Any items you store inside will fall right through it. collabs.shop/s0mkht

A cute, fluffy white ghost plush backpack sitting on a black leather chair. The ghost has purple embroidered eyes, a small purple mouth, pink rosy cheeks, and light purple backpack straps.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/10/2026

It costs zero dollars to boost today's Low Quality Ad, this Zombie Pin. It will only take a few seconds. Precious, irreplaceable seconds that you will one day wish you could have back as you lie on your deathbed. collabs.shop/5pky5c

Enamel pin depicting a cartoon green zombie head with glowing yellow eyes, pink brain exposed, yellow stitches, and spiky dark hair on a plain white background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "I'm A Fucking Gem" Sticker. I would describe myself as a diamond in the rough without the diamond. collabs.shop/qxn43w

A sticker on a cork background featuring a cartoon light-purple diamond with a cute face, dark eyebrows, and rosy cheeks. Next to the gem, handwritten text reads "I'm A Fucking Gem," surrounded by small purple star sparkles.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Toaster Bath Pin. This happy little toaster understands the importance of good hygiene. Finally, a positive role model we can all look up to. collabs.shop/zjtl7e

A circular enamel pin featuring a cute, cartoon toaster sitting in a bubble bath alongside a small rubber duck. A slice of toast sticks out of the toaster, which has big happy eyes, and the pink border above reads "LIVE, LAUGH, TOASTER BATH" in bold black letters.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Billionaire Mark Smith changed his last name to Cuban in 2016 to honor the late Fidel Castro.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Unexpected Item Art Print. Nosferatu should not be blamed here. If you don't want the staff to die at self-checkout stations, then hire workers to scan the items for you the old fashioned way. collabs.shop/xbrf8e

Illustration of Count Orlok from Nosferatu standing at a self-checkout in a supermarket while holding a jug of milk and a bag of Frazzles chips, as a Tesco store employee lies dead in a pool of blood on the scanner floor.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

It's due to gravity and the rotation of the moon.

Toilets north of the Equator flush counterclockwise, and toilets south of the Equator are unable to flush at all.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026

Weekly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make cool things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Two Headed Cat Pin. collabs.shop/yj2i6z

An enamel pin of a cute two-headed orange tabby cat with black stripes and a cheerful smile, set against a plain white background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Skeleton and Rose Blanket. Have you ever noticed that skeletons are always depicted as being fantastic dancers? This is because your spleen actively destroys your sense of rhythm. Those lucky boneheads are spleenless. collabs.shop/x5kzbg

A black woven fringed blanket featuring a repeating damask pattern of dancing skeletons intertwined with swirling rose vines and red and white roses.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Snake Charmer Pin. Well sure, it's easy to be charming when you look like that. There's a reason why men need the fancy little flute to charm snakes. collabs.shop/nx54jq

An enamel pin depicting a vintage pin-up girl with black hair wearing a yellow leopard-print bikini, winking as a large blue and orange snake wraps around her body.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Halloween Party T-shirt. Eh, still less dangerous than going to a frat party. collabs.shop/h1ihf4

An illustration packed with iconic horror movie characters gathered together in a retro living room and kitchen set on a carpet inspired by The Shining. In the foreground, Elvira sits on a couch beside Chucky, Freddy Krueger, and Pinhead, while Jason Voorhees carves a pumpkin and Ash Williams holds a chainsaw in the background. The scene features numerous horror icons and pop culture references, including a creature hanging from the ceiling, a facehugger, and a retro TV with VHS tapes on a coffee table.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Hey look, I now have 100,000 followers on Threads! This would be insanely exciting if it was on any platform other than Threads.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Mummy Cat Pin. Mummy cats once existed, but they went extinct because they thought their bandages were a toy and immediately unraveled them. collabs.shop/ihrfx1

Enamel pin of a sitting cat wrapped like a mummy in off-white and tan bandages, with bright yellow eyes peeking out and gold metallic trimming.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Autumnal Wood Blanket. I'd love to tell you what's going on here, but unfortunately I forgot my acid at home. collabs.shop/u8swmi

A woven tapestry blanket featuring a whimsical storybook castle surrounded by large flowers, starry clouds, butterflies, mushrooms, and a stylized sun with a face.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghoul Pin. No one knows what a ghoul is. Almost everyone has heard of ghouls. If I show people this pin and say it's a ghoul, no one will argue. But go ahead and ask someone to define the word "ghoul." Nobody knows. collabs.shop/erhhqv

An enamel pin depicting a hunched, decaying green zombie in tattered dark robes, holding a bone.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

And for anyone who doesn't know Fishy and Ruby, please allow me to introduce you to these two lovable goofballs. I'll take any reason I can get to post pictures of them.

Two cats lying on a textured white blanket on a bed. In the foreground, a grey cat with a white chest chest and bright green eyes looks forward. Behind it, a black-and-white tuxedo cat lies down, sticking the tiny tip of its tongue out.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

My wife and I read through the hundreds of comments wishing us a happy marriage. 1. You're all the best. 2. She loves how many of you know Fishy and Ruby. 3. Because some asked if we have a registry, feel free (but not obligated) to buy us a coffee. We love […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

A man embraces a smiling woman from behind as they pose outdoors against a clear blue sky next to a stone marker.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026

Hey, I got married! Thank you for all your congratulatory comments/well wishes. Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Death Grip Pin. It's symbolic of a happy marriage in many ways, if you deeply misunderstand everything about marriage. collabs.shop/fzg3xw

An enamel pin featuring a skeletal hand holding a red anatomical human heart with gold outline details, set against a plain light gray background.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

A man with short brown hair and a beard, wearing a light-colored button-down shirt and grey pants, stands next to a smiling woman with long brown hair wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and black pants, both holding wine glasses in a rustic room with exposed wooden beams.

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