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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Getting married to this gorgeous girl tomorrow, so I'll see you folks later.

A man with short brown hair and a beard, wearing a light-colored button-down shirt and grey pants, stands next to a smiling woman with long brown hair wearing a white long-sleeved shirt and black pants, both holding wine glasses in a rustic room with exposed wooden beams.

Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm gonna become a fortune teller and have a whole deck of nothing but pizza tarot cards. People will line up for miles to hear their fortune. I'll be rich.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Pizza Tarot Card Pin. It's the future you crave, and the one you can easily have if you order a pizza. collabs.shop/xfoyjw

An enamel pin styled like a tarot card against a white background. The card features a dark blue night sky with stars, an arm emerging from a cloud to hold a slice of pepperoni pizza, and leafy vines along the bottom. A banner at the base reads "PIZZA".

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Someone asked me what the zombie is made of. Rotting flesh, obviously.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Stabbed Zombie Pen/Pencil Holder. His brain is intact, so you're not killing him by shoving your pencil through his chest. You're just being a dick. collabs.shop/p82l4c

A zombie figurine lying on its back in a tattered suit, with a green pencil sticking straight up out of its chest.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

This is one of the most wholesome comics we've made.

1 Guy with dog, putting up "beware of dog" sign on fence.
2) dog: I think it's a bit too aggressive.
3) man rips sign at "be/ware)
4) writes A on fence so it says "Be Aware of dog". Dog is smiling.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Vampires are also unable to whistle. The fangs get in the way. They're rather inconvenient.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Vampire Teeth Pin. Most people think Dracula says "I vant to suck your blood" because of his Transylvanian accent. But it's actually because vampires are unable to make a w sound due to their fangs. collabs.shop/vw386d

Enamel pin shaped like red open lips with white teeth and elongated vampire fangs dripping with red.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The government wants all windows to remain unblocked at all times, for some reason.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Have you ever heard that black cats are bad luck? That's because Europeans used to believe gypsies could shapeshift into black cats, blending into the night to easily pick your pockets. It's a bonkers racist superstition.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Someone recently complained that I've been posting about cats too much. So naturally, tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Cats Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from. collabs.shop/ccy85d

Woven throw blanket featuring an all-over pattern of black cats in various poses among botanical elements, stars, and crescent moons against a muted background of purple, green, and cream.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Gavin Newsom supporters are going to be so confused when the presidential debates begin and they finally learn that Gavin Newsom and Gavin Newsom's witty social media manager who regularly SLAMS Trump are not the same person.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Because cats have nine lives, they actually becomes nine ghosts when they die.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Ghost Cat Pin. Ghost Cat spends his days knocking things off tables with his invisible paw. Making inexplicable noises in the dead of night. Resting in an ethereal slumber. Very little has changed for Ghost Cat after death. collabs.shop/wfrg5d

An enamel pin of a cat wearing a white ghost sheet costume with black eyes, paws, and tail peeking out.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember learning this in history class.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Other things people don't know about Frankenstein: -The book was originally written in braille, and was not translated so that non-blind people could read it until 1986. -The monster was going to wear a hat which a rat hid inside, but this was edited out after Pixar threatened to sue.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Frankenstein Knit Crewneck Sweater. Frankenstein is actually the name of the scientist who created the monster. The monster's name is Bradley. collabs.shop/bnfgfp

* Pink long-sleeve knit sweater featuring a black and gray graphic portrait of Frankenstein's monster on the front, with black ribbed cuffs, hem, and collar.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Hey, that octopus is holding a lot of guns that aren't glocks." Okay? Kevin Bacon is probably holding something that isn't bacon right now.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Friendly reminder that megacorporations like Amazon are ruining the world, and you can instead support small independent businesses that make weird little things like today's Low Quality Ad, this Glocktopus Pin. collabs.shop/ion9he

An enamel pin of an orange octopus holding various firearms in its tentacles, with smoke and muzzle flashes coming from some of the guns.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's a dumb take, but far from her worst one.

J. K. Rowling's least favorite book is Clifford the Big Red Dog, as it frustrates her that they didn't instead write a book about the biggest red dog.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I remember learning this in elementary school.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Trick or Treating used to be so simple. You'd knock on a stranger's door. If you were pure of heart, they'd reward you with a hot dog. If they deemed you unworthy, they'd kill you.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Keep the Ween in Halloween" Art Print. Please do not forget the true meaning of Halloween. It originated as National Hot Dog Day, before people bastardized the sacred holiday with all this costumes and candy bullshit. collabs.shop/wosftt

An illustrated Halloween sticker featuring four hot dog characters dressed in costumes, with the text "KEEP the WEEN in HALLOWEEN" styled with hot-dog-shaped letters.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Please give me a dollar on Patreon so I can hire a translator to decipher this recent comment I received. www.patreon.com/lowqualityfa...

* Screenshot of a social media post by "lowqualityfacts" stating: "Boycotting Green Day after they insulted the MAGA agenda. Punk rock should NOT be political. Punk rock is about and has ALWAYS been about the following: -respecting cops. -upholding the patriarchy. -saluting the flag, standing for the national anthem, and unconditionally supporting the military."
* Below the main post, a reply from "colin.carroll" reads: "dude, you're a f****** idiot every single punk rock band that has ever been not only every single John music except Nicki Minaj and kid Rock r have always always always always been about standing up for what's right no matter what. hell you cannot truly be a Green Day fan If you don't somewhat believe in what they believe in, they're not fascists like the mega f****** people are."

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can't believe people are actually celebrating the death of Dennis Hastert just because *reads literally anything about Dennis Hastert* Oh. Carry on then.

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This kitten is the total opposite of AI, which says "I don't feel shit!!! But I pretend to know things!!!"

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this "I Don't Know Shit!!! But I Feel Things!!!" Pin. Happy Monday, I am immediately making this my new email signature at work. collabs.shop/oefsbq

An enamel pin with a black circular border featuring a sleeping gray and white cat in the center. The text along the top curves to read "I DON'T KNOW SHIT!!!" and along the bottom reads "BUT I FEEL THINGS!!!".

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