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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 16h

You’re actually not supposed to masturbate in the dentist chair

Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 16h

I cut my sandwiches vertically, not diagonally. I like two uniform rectangles, you get uniformly sized bites compared to triangles. I suppose I don’t understand the appeal of the diagonally cut sandwich, and it is an enigma to me as to why everyone seems to prefer the diagonal cut

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Damn dude are you nostalgia because you’re inducing an unfulfillable melancholic longing in me knowing I can never have you again

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fuuuuuuck I miss 24/7 supermarkets, it’s 1 am and I need apple pie!!

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I want a Mario Disc Golf game!! Disc golf was done so well on Wii Sports Resort and I want some more!

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I want them to make an educational version of family guy where every reference is something that actually happened in world history

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Like, if I were writing a sketch where Jason meets Link, the obvious thing to do would be to subvert expectations? Make Link seemingly disturbed by having his childhood stolen and seeing the bottom of the well. Jason keeps trying to act tough but is visibly afraid of Link’s mysterious nature

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Omg the Zelda SNL sketch is so fuckin bad you’d think you were in the 2000s watchin G4TV

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I really like the way trans men dress and its inspired me to buy more cargo pants

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

In the original Ocarina of Time, Z-targeting created a letterboxing effect, but in the remake, it causes vignetting

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

made me a Game Boy Link's Awakening wallpaper, thought I'd share. Wasn't sure which one I liked best so here's all three. I dunno what bluesky's compression will do to it. I can see if I can upload it elsewhere if I need to

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I really want a Springfield world in kingdom hearts. I want Sora to be yellow and to meet homer

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

POV, Me, opening door to the bedroom: “Hey honey wake up! I bought another pawn shop sword!”

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That’s an odd little horse… oh. It’s a borzoi

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Can’t even afford Vin Diesel rn

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Human beings are fucking wild animals. I think about some of the shit I’ve done in my life and I think “wow that’s insane” then I remember I’m not special and EVERYONE has done bonkers shit and have made decisions that are positively bananas

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I would love to see more companies attempt something like the Sony Reon wearable air conditioner. I would love a truly nondescript device that makes hot days not as much of an issue. Apple and Samsung should be doing this too

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

In my personal experience Gen X folk are worse than Boomers which is why I pay no heed to the generation shit, I just say before lead and after lead

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me “man that YouTube video was lazy, dude basically just read the Wikipedia article” *checks uploader* *uploaded by Wikipedia*

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Have you ever experienced incidental music at inappropriate times? I’ll share two examples: “In The End” by Linkin Park at the Gym “All By Myself” by Eric Carmen while eating alone in a restaurant ^^both these happened to me irl

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I like that Lord Jabu-Jabu doesn’t speak in Ocarina of Time. It makes it feel like he’s just a big regular fish that everyone likes so they named him “Lord Jabu-Jabu” and adorned him with regalia. Like when you put your dog in a lil outfit to make him a prince

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m not joking, I have half a mind to start a website, a subreddit, and a mail-in campaign to get rid of these damn borders lmao

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The CRT filters on switch online are great, I just wish Nintendo would let me get rid of those borders. It’s distracting… makes it feel inauthentic. It’s bothered me for years. I often think of writing a letter to Nintendo about it. I’d start a whole campaign about it.

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I know internet content is intentionally designed to infuriate you, but I just saw a video of a guy making a dessert, ruining it by going against the recipe, then blaming the recipe. And boy did that infuriate me

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Do I have "yo-yo" written on my forehead? Then why are you playin' with me?

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

why are all online stores so shy about just giving me the tracking number "oh your package shipped... go to the website if you wanna track it, we're not giving you the tracking number in the email..." "here's where it is..." *clicks "more info"* "oh... ok. here."

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

When I was a kid I was at an arcade with a friend and we were putting cash in a machine to get tokens. He turned to me and said “goin’ to get coin!!” He pronounced “goin’” in one syllable and made it rhyme with “coin.” I dunno why, but it was explosively funny at the time and I laughed until it hurt

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What if I got chunky natural unsweetened peanut butter, and added real maple syrup, and lightly crushed cashews, almonds, Brazil nuts, pecans and pistachios into the mixture and gave it to myself as a birthday present

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Aw yeah baby. It’s autumn. Get cinnamon roll and some coffee with lots of artificial flavor bullshit. Go for a walk in the park. Watch a pornographic video of a man having intercourse with a pumpkin. Wear a hoodie. Beer.

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fox News rn is basically what it would be like if J Jonah Jameson was like “I need PICTURES! PICTURES OF HASAN PIKER’S PENIS!”

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

What’s funny is by the time we get to a new mainline Zelda game, it’ll feel like a reboot to the series. We’ve had botw and totk for so long, and will have spent so much time in oot remake and maybe even majoras mask remake that by the time we get to something fresh it’ll feel revolutionary

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me playing with the camera in ocarina of time remake to get super cool camera angles while going across hyrule field

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fuck Bannon, but also Americans vote entirely by vibes, and Newsom has the vibes of a dubious and sinister used car salesman and I just wish he wouldn’t even try. These corporate establishment careerist types are so unappealing to normal working class folk

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The new ocarina of time is probably going to be the definitive version of the game and I can’t wait to play it. But it doesn’t replace the original or 3DS version, even. And I like that, quite frankly. It’s the best game of all time, and you’re given an excuse to play it 3 times

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I bought the new version of the Rubik’s cube and wow. It’s super functional and elegant, it slides smoother, it’s flexible, it’s sturdy and it aligns itself with magnets. I dunno if I like the beveled corner radii aesthetically but I’ll be damned if it isn’t way smoother because of it

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ohhhh I get it. The shrimp is an ingredient IN the rice

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

free throw contest

a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What comes after smartphones? We won’t have these forever. We’ll have something different. Maybe better, maybe worse, but definitely different. They’ve only been here a few years, yet a world without smartphones is kinda crazy to think about. But it’ll come about someday

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I just had a spoonful of the good peanut butter yippee!

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Lovely Cosmic @lovelycosmic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What’s the penis version of a Titty bar? (Gentlemen’s club) like is it a Cock bar??

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