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Jakey

@lovejakey.bsky.social
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she/her 22 🏳️‍⚧️ aus, naarm @velvet.dutch on insta lady in the pfp is little miss whoops. they made a girl version of mr bump isn't that awesome much love to the clumsy hunnies out there don't forget to change out of your white shirt before you eat ur spag bol

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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nina simone gets it
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
i wear shit til it's falling off the bones fast fashion stores tremble when they see my unfashionable ass stumble down the street
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we all got that one friend that dreams only on sleepless nights 🤣
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when she lingers >
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i have to be honest i only transitioned so i could get better at video games
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
being an adult means making the choice not to take dexamphetamines at 5pm
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Get yourself a straight up dork
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
okay so if you jerk me off, then get 10 people to jerk you off, and they all get 10 people to jerk them off, it’s basically infinite cum
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i dont wanna live and learn. i wanna live and nothing bad ever happen
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
last week
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
what do i like to do to pass the time? oh idk... i guess i like to get high and scared and then make it my friends' problem. yeah
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dead deeri || ROADKILL Kickstarter 11/1 @deerea.rs · 22/08/2026
I know the pull rates on this gacha game are horrific but it has some of the best emergent storytelling in the whole mobile game space
grindr being installed
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corpse eating dog @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
gummo 2 loves you even though it destroys him
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
aura farming on the cuck chair
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The glass is half full Pessimist: The glass is half empty Guy who's reallyyyyyyy thirsty: gulpgullpgluggluglugglugfulpp... aah. Refreching.
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I need something
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
oh my god im so sorry you have to do the thing thats apart of your job description. i pinky promise to self flagellate the whole time i rest for you. you overenthusiastic fucking single celled organism
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
oh god
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
slowly regenerating the part of my brain that sounds a "hey this might be fucked up" alarm when something fucked up is happening after it was initially hellfire missile bombarded to turbo death
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
move in penis like penis
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
may the spirit of chief keef soothe my soul on this fine evening amen hallelujah
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
david post your wallace
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
dont invite me out to drinks after work and then talk to me about work. tell me who the last person you queerbaited was
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
listening to discovery daft punk after a 9 hr shift hits like jacking off for the 5th time in a row
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
a spheal pokemon sitting cuties plush wearing headphones that are too big for it on a white background with the text "I like music especially songs and albums"
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
he did not say this shit. also what the fuck does this mean
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
put this shit in your pinterest mood board and smoke it
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
some drunk guys could really stand to be a lot less forward
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
clavicular makes me feel maternal
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i wish i wish i wish upon a star that i were a computer
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
date idea you come over to mine and list observations about me
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
STRANGE THINGS HAPPEN
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
tighten up young man
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
how i feel making all my coworkers laugh
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
some will walk hand in hand to the promised land and others talk to ai chatbots
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
im off to the concept store you guys want anything
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
jazz
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
im pregnant... im pregnant with music and it's yours
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* a.streetrat * 🏳️‍⚧️ @astreetrat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
9 hours later >.<
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 17/08/2026
shartboy and pussygirl
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phil bone @crip.es · 17/08/2026
I'm Addicted to this Buddhism Game
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
last week
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
you need to get a little pseudo with it to survive
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the fact that most of my issues are mental is kinda embarrassing, i could be the happiest chap in kumbaya land but i can't because ive got stupid bitch loser brain
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
making the wise executive decision to not listen to the new phoebe bridgers album tonight
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
they're saying that the possibilities are endless
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 14/08/2026
i’m sorry i said james joyce owns my sissy hole do you still wanna buy my zine
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
anyone got tips and tricks for coming out to your family
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
does tom scott always talk like that or does he turn it off. would he dirty talk you in Youtuber accent
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Jakey @lovejakey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
folk pop song "love vape" by band Friendship
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