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Craig Dorfman

@lousydrummer.bsky.social
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I pick fights with bad guys for a living. Business is good. (Which is bad.)

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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
....said the old man with many health issues visible to the public but who isn't worried about where he can get treatment or if he can afford it because he has really good health care paid for by the government.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Building a movement takes *everyone.* Case in point: Just received this from my mom. LFG, America.
Text screenshot: Your 85 year old parents are planning to go to a No Kings protest tomorrow. Making signs. Watch the news tomorrow in case ICE is after the old folks!💜
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Headlines as zen koans:
Screengrab of news item topline: "Job openings rise along with layoffs."
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Tell me again, @jaketapper.bsky.social, whose dementia the country needs to worry about? www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Lectures South African President in Televised Oval Office Ambush
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
An unqualified white supremacist says what?
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This is the most elegant way I've ever seen to make this point.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
His Twitter takeover has been a **spectacular** failure by any measure that matters. Does he think that somehow the rest of the world hasn't noticed?
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Speaking as an autistic person, I promise I have never accidentally done a Sieg Heil at a political rally because I misunderstood social cues.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Actually, you know what? Forget Greenland. That's an obvious Trump-style distraction from the actual awful shit happening right now. See (or don't see...) for example, the Jack Smith report.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Remember when people said they voted for Donald Trump because he wants peace and wasn't "a warmonger"? I wonder if the people of Greenland maybe see it differently.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Two questions: 1. Any governors out there holding therapy sessions to calm the nerves of children who worry about being murdered at school? 2. Has anyone suggested the CEOs would be fine if they just got bulletproof attaché cases?
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Not "Postal Corp." Not "Postal, LLC." Not "Postal Investment Group." Postal SERVICE.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Kim: You have a number of nominees who are literally, their mission is to dismantle the organization that they are being nominated to be in charge of. I find that to be so dangerous at this moment.
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Godless Gardener @godlessgardener.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
To all the people upset about Luigi Mangione being made into a folk hero. Now you know how we felt when you made Kyle Rittenhouse into a hero.
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Jawbreaker @jawbreaker0834.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Let’s add that one to the list of things nobody cares about because Elon isn’t an elected official. #GFYLeon
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack playing in your head.
Alfred Molina in "Boogie Nights," eyes closed, holding his pointer fingers straight up, hands apart,  as if conducting music.
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KD📚🌎🌊🇺🇸 @kdnerak33.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Pssst. Hey, you. Yes, you. Hi. If no one has told you lately, you’re totally kicking ass even though nothing makes sense anymore. We need you. Keep it up.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Dear Congressional Democrats, Please work with Donald Trump on eliminating the Electoral College. Thank you. Sincerely, Regular people
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Every state could do this.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
can't they just put their execs in glass cases that you have to get an employee to open for you
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
This is good
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets. My Dinner with Andre. Keep Wallace Shawn.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
"This way, we both get what we want!"
thedailybeast.com
Hegseth Vows to Get Sober if Confirmed
The embattled Fox News host-turned-secretary of defense nominee denied ever having a drinking problem.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
One of the things that makes me angriest about the incoming administration is that I now say things like "thank goodness Marco Rubio will be at the table."
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Remember when SCOTUS granted presidents immunity from criminal prosecution? Currently, the president is one Joseph R. Biden. So, what are the best ways Joe Biden should be breaking the law in his final 51 days?
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Reminder: Russ Vought does not believe in freedom of religion. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/the-chr...
talkingpointsmemo.com
The ‘Christian Nation-ist’ Set To Take Control Of The Federal Government
Russ Vought wants to make America Christian again. And he has put quite a bit of thought into what that might look like. Across public speeches, little-noticed interviews, and secretly made recordings...
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Pssst… Russ Vought hates America. Pass it on.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
No words.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 27/11/2024
These world leaders are not messing around. Catch up on all the latest news 👉 www.meidasplus.com/p/resistance...
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Faces, meet leopards. More importantly: When this happens, let's seize our chance for once. One of the ways Republicans beat us in messaging is by finding a simple message and repeating it endlessly. In other words: they press their advantage. Let's press ours.
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Nick Knudsen @nickknudsenus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
In case you were not there in early days of Twitter… DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO BLOCK LISTS. It sounds like a great shortcut, but malicious actors come in and create lists that include folks from our side. This was a huge problem in 2017 on Twitter. Just block trolls as they hit your feed.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
welp i'm pretty sure i'm not allowed back in the conference so if anyone wants to buy me one ... i'm in DC and i'm free lmao
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
A lot of people are saying Matt Gaetz withdrew his name from consideration when he learned that confirmation hearings are the same night as prom.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The body of the essay seems worse. Goldstein argues that "Democracy’s ultimate verdict on these prosecutions was rendered by voters on Election Day" and "That judgment is the critical check we have against the possibility of politically driven prosecutions of presidential candidates."
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I don't remember wishing on a star that I could wake up in an episode of The Simpsons, but here I am anyway.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm with Mike Johnson on this one. Matt Gaetz IS a disruptor. As in, “If you have a little sister, Matt Gaetz will disruptor childhood.”
washingtonexaminer.com
Johnson defends shielding Gaetz from ethics report, praising his nomination as a ‘disruptor’ - Washington Examiner
Johnson defended his shielding of former Gaetz from a House Ethics report, praising him as a good pick for attorney general.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
media.tenor.com
a man in a purple suit and top hat stands on a red carpet
ALT: a man in a purple suit and top hat stands on a red carpet
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
QUIZ: Name this band.
Elon Musk, Donald Trump, Donald Trump JR, Mike Johnson, and Robbert Kennedy Jr smiling and eating McDonalds in what appears to be an airplane.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Donald Trump named Yogi Bear head of new Dept of Pic-a-nic Security. “Yogi isn’t just smarter than the average bear,” Trump said. “he’s smarter than the vermin who hate our country and poison our beautiful pic-a-nics with foods no one’s ever heard of like curly fries and broccoli. He wears a tie.”
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Yes, it's real.
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This is so on the nose, we should call it "feedbag."
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Craig Dorfman @lousydrummer.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Because nothing says "efficiency" like hiring two billionaires to do one person's job. t.co/gbAnxNaXTF
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https://apple.news/AT4B3dgudTpKaFqTKfWlSGQ
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